The Neighborhood Party
My wife and I volunteer for a large event in town. It covers 4 days and brings in thousands of people. We work the morning breakfast so we have time off in the afternoon. The sponsor brings in professional chefs from Norway and that's what makes things interesting. They are great folks to work with and are always ready to party.
One gentleman's name is Paul. He is very good looking and muscular, let alone having the Norwegian accent. My wife is always ready to work when he is around and she can't stop talking about him to her friends. Two of the ladies, Ellen and Beth, are knock outs. I don't want to be cliché, but these gals are your dream Norwegian women. Ellen has long blond hair, dreamy blue eyes and long legs. She has a small chest and frame. When Ellen looks at you, it makes you wonder what she is thinking. She told me once that her and her friends love to go topless at the beach back home. I am not sure how long I stood there shocked until she smiled and walked away.
Now, Beth on the other hand is a complete opposite. She has the same long blond hair and deep blue eyes. She is very outgoing and says it like it is. She is a little shorter than Ellen, but she has a huge chest. This was her first trip with the Chefs. She stated that she just had a baby and it was great to get away and have some fun. Little did I know how much fun she wanted to have.
On the last day of the event, the sponsor throws a big party. The bartenders are instructed to keep the tables covered with beer and drinks. I volunteered to be the DD (designated driver) early on, so everyone would be safe and have rides home or to their motels. I was actually having a great time, sipping diet coke and smoking a cigar. It was also fun watching my wife slam down one drink after another, (remember, she doesn't drink much).
One other person that needs mention is Kim. She is a good friend of ours. She is older, 55+, but she does have a nice body. She is the friend that everyone has that has to be involved in everything. She is a busy body that loves to jump into everyone's conversation and needs to be the center of attention. Little did I know how much of the center of attention she would be tonight.
As the party progressed, people needed rides, so I was off. I would make a trip, come back, check on my wife, who was glued to Paul on the dance floor, and then take someone for another ride. I had to drop a young lady off at a motel, when she asked me if I would walk her to her room. Since it wasn't the greatest motel in the area, I told her I would. Now remember I am sober and thinking clearly that I was just doing a good deed, nothing else. When we got to the young lady's room, I didn't even know her, she opened the door, grabbed my collar and planted a fantastic kiss on my lips. She broke the kiss and stepped back into the room. She told me I deserved a tip for being such a gentleman. I stood there just dumbfounded on what to do or say, (remember I was the sober one). I told her I was glad that she was safe in her room and goodnight. I turned and walked down the hall and I heard her door close after I was a long ways away. I still wonder if she stood there waiting for me to turn around.
I got back to the party and things were going strong. The music was blaring and drinks flowing strong. I saw Ellen and Beth sitting by themselves. Ellen was wearing a full length dress that didn't show much, whereas Beth, had a low-cut shirt on, which showed off lots of cleavage. We were having a great chat when "Miss Nosey Body", Kim, bounced over. When I say "Bounced", I mean she moved so her large breasts moved all over. She came over and sat on my lap and made stupid comment about how safe she felt, and how she liked the seat. She then got up, spun around and shoved her tits in my face. She was making more comments about her tits, when her husband came over and drug her off to his table. Ellen and Beth and I laughed as we watched her. She looked like a lost puppy taken out of the party. Beth shocked me when she stated that Kim had very large breasts. I must have been staring at Beth's when she stated, "at least mine are baby boobs". Ellen stated she would love to have her "Baby boobs" any day. Beth shocked me when she said, "Someday"
I was enjoying the conversation when I realized that my wife was nowhere to be seen. I mentioned it to the girls and Ellen said she was a big girl and she could take care of herself. I thought this was an odd comment but shrugged it off. I got up to use the restroom and on the way back, I thought I would step outside for some air. I walked around the corner of the building and noticed a couple making out. It looked as if they were really getting into it. I couldn't make out who it was, so I decided to sneak a little closer to get a better look. To my surprise, it was my wife and Paul. My wife gets very horney when she drinks and by the looks of things, she was very horney. My wife had Paul against the wall and was humping his leg while deeply kissing him. Someone came out the side door of the building and disturbed them. My wife straightened her cloths and grabbed Paul's hand and led him back in.
I waited a little while then walked back in the front door. I noticed Kim standing on a chair, twirling around like a stripper. I walked up to the bar for a fresh soda, when my wife walked up and grabbed my ass. She asked if I was mad that she was drinking and dancing. I told her no, and have fun. I was having a blast watching everyone. She gave me a French kiss and said thank you. She staggered back out on the dance floor with some gal I did not know. (Side note; Kim saw this and jumped off her chair to get in between them and shake her stuff).
