My life has gone to shit in the last year. My job was super stressful, and I was working long hours. My husband, Jeff, left me because I had been working too much, and he had already shacked up with another woman, Amanda, a co worker of his. The divorce was just finalized last month.
My ex's lover was also the sister of one of our neighbors, Kim, who hosts a lot of parties in our cul-de-sac, so I've been forced to socialize with the two of them among all our friends. More than once I've left those parties early to have a quiet cry at home. I've found the catty bitches in the neighborhood to not be as supportive as I would have expected since I was the one cheated on and abandoned.
The cup-de-sac ladies aren't specifically excluding me, but since I am now single, childless, and work a lot they often plan things that I am unable to, or uninterested in, participating in. Things like last minute gatherings at someone's house that I only find out about on my drive home, while the party is happening.
The husbands, though, have been much more attentive since Jeff moved out. My neighbor to the left, Rich, mowed my lawn several times last fall. The neighbor to the right, John, has taken it upon himself to take my trash cans to the street and return them to the back of the house each week. All the guys in the neighborhood make a point to smile and wave at me. I make it a point to smile and wave back, of course.
Work started slowing down a couple of months ago and I've been exercising after work, driving myself to exhaustion and arriving home sweaty and beat most evenings. I usually take a quick shower, eat a light meal and then head off to bed. That was my plan for this lovely Tuesday evening, too, but as I stepped out of the shower and started drying my hair my phone dinged. I, and the rest of the cul-de-sac based on the other numbers listed, were invited to Kim and Bruce's for a last minute "come as you are" party for April Fools Day. She had also included Jeff and Amanda.
The bitch had done it again, invited me with the intention of excluding me. She probably waited until she saw me drive in to send the message. If I had gone right over when I arrived home I would have been sweaty and gross, but if I took the time now to get dressed and look nice it would be obvious that I had done so since I would be arriving late. Either way I lose, right?
Fucking bitch. She is too much of a good hostess to have a last minute party, she has been planning this for days at least, and probably discussed it with the other ladies. They will all be well dressed already, and it will turn out that they "just happened" to be dressed up for some other reason. They've done it before when I was grubby from gardening.
I kept seeing everyone's responses, that they would be right there. I got angrier and angrier. I was viciously brushing my hair as I was drying it, and I noticed how much my breasts were jiggling. I stopped, took a breath, and looked at myself in the mirror. I looked good. My breasts sagged a little due to their size, but they are still very nice. At least guys like to check them our when given any chance. My hair also looked nice since I had finished drying it and it matched my full bush down below. As far as my body was concerned I had always been athletic, and my recent excessive exercising had toned everything so I looked even better than during last years bathing suit season.
It would just take a minute to slip into a nice dress and I would be the hottest one at the party. I turned toward the closet to pick something nice and made the mistake of looking at the latest message. It was Amanda "Be there in ten!"
Jeff had moved into Amanda's place across town, and it takes at least half an hour to get here from there. That means they were already on their way when the invitation was sent.
Fuck them all, and not in the good way.
"Sorry Kim, I just got this message. I was in the shower. I'll be right over."
I stopped in the kitchen and grabbed a bottle of red wine before leaving out my front door. I didn't even bother putting any shoes on. I could have gotten to Kim and Bruce's through the backyard, since the yards all connect, but I chose to walk on the sidewalk instead. The back yards are blocked by the houses, but the sidewalk that surrounds the circle at the center of our street is visible from the front porches of all the houses. I also chose to walk a little slowly, with a little extra sway in my hips, just in case anyone could see me.
Wow. It felt pretty nice to have the breeze blowing in my hair. It was super weird to feel the movement on my bush, though. I certainly wasn't used to that! My nipples were super hard, maybe because the breeze was caressing my breasts, but probably because I was turned on by the thought of everyone seeing me naked.
As I got to Kim's driveway, I saw Peter and Mary across the way walking down their driveway. They are the oldest couple here, somewhere in their early forties. Peter was carrying a dish to share, and Mary was looking at him while they were chatting so neither of them had seen me yet.
I called out, "Hi Peter, Hi Mary!", and waited until Peter saw me before I turned into Kim's driveway. I made sure that he saw my tits and bush before turning, and I made sure my ass moved more than normal as I walked away from them. They were too far away to hear distinctly, but they said something to one another. I smiled to myself.
Since it was still daylight, and pretty warm outside, the party was around the pool in the backyard so I walked up the driveway instead of going through the house. Bruce came around the corner just as I reached it, but he was distracted talking to someone and bumped right into me. I'm sure it was an involuntary reaction, but his right arm snaked around me and he grabbed my ass before he even looked down at me. When he did look down he made eye contact first before his eyes continued to the tops of my breasts that he was smashing into his chest with his hand on my ass. I'm sure he could feel my nipples on his chest.
"Oh, my." I said with a smile.
Bruce let go of me and stepped back, his eyes quickly taking in all of my nakedness. "Katie! You're naked."
I shrugged my shoulders, making sure my breasts moved, "Yeah, I was in the shower when the last minute "Come as you are" invitation came."
I stepped around him on my way to the backyard, but I trailed my fingers across his chest as I did so, "Is everyone in the back?"
"Yes. But. But Jeff and Amanda are coming, too."
I shrugged again, enjoying the way his eyes followed the movement. "Well, Jeff has seen me naked before. And Amanda should probably see what she is replacing."
"But,"
Rich, John and Chris were standing together just inside the back yard and saw me enter. The look of shock on their faces was hilarious. I saw out of the corner of my eye that Bruce had turned around and followed me onto the patio, too. I made a point to hug each of the guys, mash my breasts against them and give them a kiss on the cheek. "Hi guys, nice to see you all! Chris, are Julia and Linda here, too?"
Chris and Julia are the youngest neighbors, and their baby Linda is only a couple of months old. I felt a little bad to be naked in front of Chris, he looked so hungry when he looked at me. It made me shiver just a little. With the baby just having been born he probably hadn't gotten laid in several months.
"Ahh, yeah, yeah. They are inside." It was a struggle for him, but at least he did look me in the eye when he answered.
Neither Rich nor John even tried to pretend that they weren't ogling me. Rich said, "I thought you were kidding when you texted that you were in the shower!"
"Nope, I was probably all wet and washing my hair when the invite went out." Just to make it extra obvious that I was showing off I mimed wiping water off my breasts, flicking across my erect nipples. Then I pretended to wash my hair, which totally pushed my breasts out more than normal. It was a little hard with the wine bottle in my hand, but not that bad. "I didn't see it until I had already dried my hair. I hadn't gotten dressed yet, though, so "come as I am" means naked. You guys don't mind, do you? If I had more warning I could have gotten dressed."
The guys all very bravely told me that it was fine, and if I was naked when I got the message, that I definitely should come naked. I doubt they would have showed so much support if their wives were with us.
I waved to the guys as I moved toward the back door to the kitchen, "I'll be back in a few! I've got to check in with the ladies and drop off my party donation." I waived the wine bottle as I walked away and entered the kitchen. I'm sure they all watched my ass twitch as I walked away. I also heard them whispering as I entered the house.
"Katie! What the hell! You're naked!", Kim yelled in shock as I entered the kitchen. She was wearing a nice dress, and even a pearl necklace, which she would never wear at her job. The other ladies were all dressed nicely as well, obviously not in clothes they would have worn to work. Julia was also dressed nice, probably for the first time in months, but with taking care of the baby all the time l'm not going to hold the chance to get dressed up against her.
I tried to sound confused as I answered, "But the invitation was to come as we were. I was in the shower, so I came naked." I glanced around before continuing, "But I guess you ladies were all planning to go out for the evening, right? You all look so nice."
Rich's wife, Sherrie, yelled, "You can't be naked here! Go home and get dressed before anyone sees you!"
"But if I go home and get all dolled up I'll miss most of the party." I handed Kim the bottle of wine, and it almost looked like she wasn't going to take it. "Besides, everyone has already seen me naked, and it's not like this is much different than a wet bathing suit."
John's wife Lisa joined in, "You were supposed to come over when you got home! Not naked!"
"Oh, well the jokes on me, then. I came right over as soon as I got the message." I stepped up to the kitchen island and poured myself a glass of wine.
Kim said, "Oh, the guys are outside! You walked right past them!"
"No, silly, that would have been rude. I gave them all hugs and kisses, just like we always do." The wives all gasped and looked horrified. "Well, except for Bruce, he didn't see me coming around the corner and almost knocked me down when he ran into me. If he hadn't grabbed my ass he would have knocked me onto it!"
The conversation might have gone downhill from there except that Peter and Mary had come in the front door and entered the kitchen at just that time. Peters deep voice cut through the room, "See Mary, I told you she was naked! Come here, you!" He placed their covered dish on the counter and spread his arms wide, obviously asking for a hug.
I obliged, and he wrapped his arms around me in a bear hug and rubbed his hands up and down my back, it was surprisingly not sexual. As he released me I gave him a quick kiss on the cheek and turned to Mary. She also wrapped me in a hug, but gave my ass a two handed squeeze as she kissed my cheek. "Oh my!"
"Sorry Katie, I couldn't resist, you've got a lovely butt! And a full bush, too! We don't see that very often, do we ladies." I admit I did blush a little at the comment about my bush, but the look of surprise on all the other ladies faces made me laugh.
Mary shrugged and explained, "Peter and I sometimes visit friends who are nudists. We aren't as hardcore as they are, but are comfortable with it in the right circumstances. I wouldn't have come over here au natural, but you are more daring than I am!"
