This story happened 14 years ago when I was 18 years old. My girlfriend Jenny and I were at a friends house on a Saturday night doing what most 18 year olds did back then. Mostly this consisted of drinking and listening to tunes. Somewhere through out the festivities a few of us started playing Pictionary. Jenny got up to the big pad of paper taped to the wall and started drawing her picture for the rest of us to guess what it was. She started by drawing a stickman, but her stick man had a stick hard on, with his stick hand on it. I quickly yelled out “MASTURBATION!” and we all laughed as she sat down. I then got up to take my turn drawing pictures. Someone quickly guessed it and I sat back down beside Jenny. I looked at her through my drunken haze with a quizzical look on my face and asked her why she drew what she did. She replied because it makes her hot and then she playfully slapped my arm. I left it at that.
A week later, Jenny was over at my house and we were in my bedroom. My parents were out for the day visiting and we had the house to ourselves. We had just moved into the house so the only things set up in my room were my bed and my computer on the floor. I hadn’t get around to setting up my computer desk yet. The computer was a Commodore 64 (remember those). This was before the days of Windows, and the screen was blue with a flashing cursor in the top left-hand corner. Jenny was lying on her stomach on the floor in front of the computer tapping the keys. I went over and lay down beside her and typed in the computer.
“Hello Jenny” came up on the screen.
She then typed and “Hello Steve” came up on the screen below.
This was before the days of Internet, web browsers and chat rooms, but Jenny and I had just invented the first ever chat room. Even though we were lying right beside each other we still felt like we could tell each things we couldn’t say in person. The correspondence went something like this.
“ How are you feeling Steve”
“With my hands hopefully”
“Your bad”
“You know me well, but I’d feel better if I was feeling you”
“You wish, are you horny or something?”
“I’m an 18 year old male, of course I’m horny.”
