1.
Abby was greeted at the front door by a tall, tanned dudebro with shaggy hair and a clean-shaven face. His shirt was only half-buttoned, showing off a long flat, hairless torso. He wasn't wearing any shoes.
"Hey there," he said. His long arms took up the entire doorway.
"Um... hi," Abby said. "I'm looking for..." She froze, realizing that she didn't know the name of the person throwing the party. For all she knew, this was him. Does this guy know who Brooklynn is? she thought.
"My name is Abby...?"
He stopped her. "It's her," he called out over his shoulder.
A woman's voice belted out from behind him. "'From the East to the West, they scream and shout!" Abby's eyes lit up as Brooklynn emerged with a drink in her hand, shouting a familiar cheer from their high school days. "'Ask them what they talkin' about!'"
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout!'"
"Willis!"
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout!"
"Willis!"
"Whatchu talkin' 'bout!"
"Willis! Willis!" Abby finished. The two women screamed and embraced each other, rocking wildly from side to side.
"It's so good to see you!" Abby squeed.
"I know, it's been like, forever, right?" Brooklynn said. "Let me look at you." She pulled back from their hug and twirled Abby like a music box ballerina. Brooklynn nodded with approval. "Still Abby after all these years."
"Gosh, thanks," Abby said with a gentle shove. "You look great, of course. Eating nothing but kale and avocadoes out here?"
"Avocados are actually not that great for you," Brooklynn said. "Pretty fatty."
"Hey, Brooks," the dudebro interjected, a grin creeping on his face. "You gonna introduce us?" His voice was flat with a west coast drawl. He stared at Abby's chest when he spoke about her, as though her tits were pronouns. His eyes looked as though he'd been in the middle of a nap when Abby rang the bell.
"Abby, Mark. Mark, Abby."
"Nice to meet you," Abby said with a minimal smile, crossing her arms.
"Christ, Dude," Brooklynn said to Mark, delivering an elbow to his flat - and most likely hard - stomach.
"Wha-h-hut?" Mark said, chuckling.
Brooklynn turned back to Abby, hooking her arm. "C'mon. Let's go mingle."
2.
As it turns out, Mark was not out of place at the party with his almost-outfit. Nearly everyone sported a similar look, down to the shagginess, as though the party had caught them all off guard. People were so casual out here - so exposed. Even Brooklynn a flowy sundress that showed more skin than not. She was so loose and fluid, moving through the crowd like smoke and taking Abby along for the ride.
They returned to a small group of people talking among themselves.
"Alright, alright, alright," Brooklynn announced. "Class, this is my friend. Abby."
"Hiii, Aaa-byy," they all said in unison.
"Abby, this is Morgan, Trevor, Julia, and Beau." Abby waved and said hello to each new face.
"Are you from Iowa, too?" Beau asked.
"Ohio, actually," Abby corrected.
"He knows that," Brooklynn said, socking Beau in his beefy shoulder. "He's just being an asshole."
"It's nice to meet you, Abby," Trevor said with the slightest bow, holding out his hand.
"Oh... uh, you too," she said, taking his hand. He wore a polo shirt, tucked in, and was the only one in the group drinking from a bar glass, and not from a bottle or a red Solo cup. He was also the only Black person
Abby had seen at the party so far.
"What brings you to L.A.?" he asked.
"I'm actually..."
Brooklynn jumped in, "Abby's joining us at Mercer."
"Go Kiwis!" they all cheered. All except Abby.
"Are you a teacher, Abby?" Lourdes asked.
"I don't know about that," Abby said with a nervous laugh.
"She's going to be teaching English," Brooklynn said.
"Ohhhhh," the others said.
"Which grade?" Morgan asked.
"Seniors."
"Ohhhhh," the others repeated.
"Do not worry," Julia said. "They are seniors. They are mostly potty-trained."
They all laughed an appropriate amount.
"Do you all teach at Mercer as well?" Abby asked.
"SΓ," Julia said. "EspaΓ±ol."
"Film Studies," Trevor said. "Department chair."
"Maths," Morgan said, emphasizing the "s."
Beau stuck his chest out. "I'm drama!" he declared in a deep, throaty yalp.
"No shit," Brooklynn said with a hard nudge.
"Let's get you a drink," Trevor said to Abby.
"Shots?" Morgan asked the group.
"Shots?" Beau said, shrugging.
"Shots," Brooklynn said, nodding.
Abby held up her hand. "Oh, no thank you. I'm not much of a drinker. Not the hard stuff, anyway."
They all paused and looked at each other, then burst out laughing. All except Abby.
Morgan and Brooklynn gathered shots from the bar, while Trevor procured a glass of wine for Abby. With everyone armed, they raised their drinks to the newest member of the Mercer family.
"To Abby," Julia said.
"Welcome to Mercer," Morgan said.
"Go Kiwis!" they all said.
"...Kiwis!" Abby trailed.
Over the next hour, the group conversed, laughing loudly at several points. Whenever the conversation veered toward bitching about students or parents, Brooklynn declared a moratorium on all "shop talk" until Monday (She had to do this several times.). Abby didn't say much. To her, they were all so quick. Every comment was a chance to top the last. They talked about politics and religion and sex with such openness in mixed company, never running short on opinions. They spoke so passionately about subjects that they ultimate cared little about. Everybody had a story about a brush with celebrity, times they came this close to meeting, seeing, or being. And freeways played such a frequent role in their day-to-day lives. Nobody once mentioned the weather, or the holidays, or the Browns. I'm definitely not in Cleveland anymore, Abby thought.
3.
"Let's go," Brooklynn said, tugging at a belt loop in Abby's jeans.
"What?" Abby said. She'd been listening to Trevor wax critically about the films of John Hughes.
Brooklynn grabbed hold of Abby's hand. "Excuse us," she said to Trevor. "We'll be right back," she said to the rest, who were all engaged in lectures of their own. She led Abby away from her new coworkers, through the crowd once again, toward the back of the house, to a door blocked off by a strip of yellow police tape.
"It looks like we're not supposed to go in there," Abby said.
Brooklynn turned to Abby and smiled. "Looks that way, huh?" she said. She gave Abby's hand a squeeze before letting go, turning the knob on the door, and ducking underneath the tape.
Abby crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows at Brooklynn, who could only shrug her shoulders from inside the bedroom.
Abby sighed, rolled her eyes, and followed Brooklynn's lead.
4.
"Your friends seem nice," Abby said, sitting on an unmade bed.
"Yeah, they'll do," Brooklynn said. "You having a good time?"
"I am," Abby said, almost too cheerfully.
Brooklynn reached into her wild curls and retrieved a joint she'd stored behind her ear.
"Brooklynn," Abby hissed. "Is that pot? You can't smoke pot at these people's house."