I shifted in my seat, but it didn't really help. There was no way to get my six-two frame comfortably into seat 26B, which I'd already been squeezed into for an hour-and-a-half. Not even halfway there. Maybe I should shell out for Economy Plus on the way back? Leffing-Wright wouldn't pay, but with four days of expenses in Chicago, maybe I could bury the cost somewhere else.
I tried to sleep. That must have worked a little because the next time I checked my watch there were only 45 minutes to go. Sure enough, we had the beginning-descent announcement, and soon this torture would end.
Work over the next few days was going to be hard. We had a new just-in-time system to launch, and the mid-west operations guys hated anything new. Maybe four days of well-lubricated meetings would loosen them up. It's worked before, but this time we were going to be asking a lot.
The only thing that was sure to be fun was dinner tonight with Charlotte, my old college friend. I hadn't seen her in three years, and last time she wasn't in a good place. Depressed, even. Her job wasn't going well, her boyfriend had left her (or maybe she left him), and she seemed to be getting bored with Chicago. I always thought of it as a great place, but I'd never actually lived there. I hoped she'd be happier this time. But, in any event, we always enjoyed each other, as friends.
There'd never been anything romantic, or even sexual between us. I'd gotten married right after college, a big mistake, but it ended after five years, and that was seven years ago. So, yeah, Charlotte and I were both single, but only friends. Not that she wasn't great-looking. Tall, slim, blonde, and with a great smile. Gently muscled legs that went on forever. Perky breasts, just the way I liked them. I probably shouldn't even be thinking of her that way, but, well, you can't control your thoughts, right?
At least we landed on time, and soon I was free of seat 26B and on my way. I took the train to Clark/Lake and then it was only a short walk to my hotel. I was checked-in by 4:30. I called Charlotte and we decided to start with drinks at six at the Palmer House. I spent most of an hour on email, took a quick shower, and was at the Palmer's lobby bar right on time.
So was Charlotte. She was as beautiful as ever. I stood up. "Hey, Charlotte!"
"Mike! So great to see you!"
We hugged and she settled onto the stool next to me. A few men in the room had looked up at this new arrival, and then looked away, obviously disappointed.
"What can I get you?"
"Cosmo, don't you remember?" She giggled.
So far, she was definitely happier than the last time we'd met. "You seem happy," I said.
"Oh, I certainly am. Things are going great all around."
"Job, too, then?"
"Yeah, finally. My manager got transferred to New York, and I pretty much demanded his job. And, amazingly, it worked. So, finally, I'm getting somewhere."
"Good for you! Was that scary?" I knew that Charlotte had always been very shy about tooting her own horn.
"Not as much as it would have been a year ago. Maybe a little. But, shit, I deserved the position, so it was just a matter of making them see that."
"Is this the new Charlotte?" Our drinks had arrived. "If it is, then let me offer a toast to you."
She clinked my glass and took a sip. "Why, thanks, Mike. Yes, it's a new me."
"Outstanding! How did you get transformed?"
"Well, you remember how down I was back in 2015? That was your last trip here, right?"
"Yeah, that's about right. Three years I think. And, yes, you were down. I was sad for you."
"I'd hit bottom, that's for sure. Stayed that way for a couple years, and then I met a woman at work who took me to a meeting. Changed my life."
"A meeting?"
"A Chicago group. WEGA. Women Empowered to Get Ahead. It's amazing. I've been going now for a little over a year, and I've never been better."
I'm totally supportive of women's rights, but, like most men, I'm always put off by militancy. "A feminist group?"
"In a sense. But it's non-political. Much more about personal growth. What I learned is that I'm held back by self-imposed restraints, and, well, also by societal restraints that I buy into. WEGA helped me get past that. Mostly, anyway. And that's why I'm the new Charlotte."
That sounded better. I raised my glass again. "Well, then, here's to WEGA." Charlotte raised her glass. "What do you do at meetings?"
"Depends. Sometimes really nuts-and-bolts stuff, like asking for a raise. Sometimes more abstract, like understanding the role of women in modern American life. Sometimes really personal stuff."
Now, this was starting to get more interesting. "Give me an example."
"Well, since you asked. Tomorrow it's about physical objectification."
"Which means?"
"Women are objectified. Physically. Sexually, more often than not. If we can get past that, we can break through another personal barrier."
"Oh," was all I managed to say.
"So, come on Mike, be honest here. You've known me for what, going on 15 years, since freshman year at UCSD. Have you ever thought of me as a sex object?"
"You mean had fantasies about you?"
"Not necessarily going that far. Just, like, ever looked at my body just to look at it. I know I'm easy to look at. Ever looked at my legs or my breasts?"
Busted. I smiled. "OK, well, then, honestly... yes, I have. Sorry."
"Don't be sorry!" she laughed. "It's normal. You're a man."
"Got that right."
"Anyway, tomorrow a professor from the University of Chicago is going to run the meeting. According to her website, her theory is that women can better handle being objectified if they practice objectifying men."
"So you ogle us?"
"That's one way to say it. What I think is going to happen is that we spend time treating men as sex objects. We're conditioned to think of them romantically, so this professor is going to try to get us to objectify men, as they objectify us. Then, she claims, we'll make more progress towards empowerment, which is what WEGA is all about."
"So, what, you have beefcake photos? Porn?"
"Nope. Actual men."
Yikes, I thought. This conversation had gone down a path I wasn't expecting. I pointed at Charlotte's empty glass, and she nodded. I ordered another round.
"You mean you have models?"
"Not exactly. We have male volunteers who understand what we're doing and agree to be objectified. I'm not bringing anyone, but I know many of the women are."
"You mean husbands and boyfriends? They come to the meeting to be objectified?"
"Husband, boyfriends, friends, whatever." She stopped talking and looked at me for a few seconds. "Why, you want to come?"
"To be objectified? So what, I stand there and take insults?"
"I'm sure not that. We never insult anybody. It's not an angry organization. We're just trying to better ourselves."
"So, then, what's the deal?"
"You sure you want to know? I'm not sure I want to tell you."
"Charlotte, dear friend, tell me anything. We go way back, as you just said."
"Alright, you asked for it. The men strip naked, and we treat them as sex objects. OK, well, there's no other way to say it. We treat them as penises that can walk and talk. Although I don't think they get to talk. You know, like women are sometimes treated. As walking breasts and pussies. It's reversed."
I didn't know what to think of this. The thought of stripping naked and being treated like a walking penis sounded incredibly erotic. Also really, really humiliating. And embarrassing. Certainly, I'd never do it with Charlotte in the room.
"Mike, for the first time ever, you seem to be out of words!"
I was. I didn't know what to say. Finally, I said what was on my mind. "It's interesting, Charlotte, but I don't know if it's for me."
"Probably not. I only brought it up because you wanted me to. We don't have to talk about it anymore if it makes you uncomfortable. Tell me about your meetings this week. Over four days there must be lots."