It started as a joke really. We were roommates and had been hanging out having a few drinks at a late night spot in town. Paul, myself and Adrianne. It was late and we were well into it. Anyway, a friend of Adrianne's at work was getting married and she wanted to have a bachelorette party for her at the apartment. She wanted to have something fun and wanted us out for the evening. We had agreed, but the evening kept returning to Paul's joke about having us be the strippers. We had all gone to nude beaches together and were pretty open around the apartment, so seeing each other in various forms of undress wasn't unusual for us. Needless to say, we ribbed Adrianne for most of the night about what we could do.
It really was a joke at first.
Anyway, Saturday night came and Paul and I headed out to a movie. We had agreed to stay away until Adrianne called us and let us know the coast was clear. We headed out for a bite of food and then to a movie. It was a late one, and by the time the movie had ended, it was close to eleven. We checked out cell phones and still no call from Adrianne. Well, with nothing else to do, we figured we'd just head back to our favorite bar and wait it out.
After two drinks we finally got a call. It was Adrianne and she sounded like she was whispering from the kitchen. She was in a panic. Apparently the strippers she hired never showed up. The girls that were there were starting to think the party was getting lame and Adrianne was in a tight spot. So when she asked in a joking manner we could tell she wasn't really joking. Paul was making it painful for her. Drawing it out, making her beg. Although funny at first, it probably wasn't the smartest thing to do.
As Paul clicked his phone off, he was grinning at me. "Well stud, you probably have an idea of what she wants."
"Let me guess, the strippers didn't show and she wants us to put on a show for them."
"You game? Sounds like that Tracy woman is getting pretty nasty to Adrianne and she needs to save face."
"So what would we have to do?"
"Well, the two guys she hired were supposed to strip and jerk off for them."
"You've got to be kidding me." I laughed to myself. Not sure if I was up for it.
"She needs us to do the same." He shrugged.
"Come on man, it'll be fun. All we have to do is do a little dance, make it sexy, and jerk off."
It didn't take much, but we each did a shot before heading out to save our friend and get off in front of a bunch of drunk women.
When we got to our place, we could hear the music going and the women bitching to each other. We knocked and Adrianne opened the doors. We didn't know any of the women in there, and from what Adrianne told them, we were strippers, not roommates.
Well, we walked in and the women quieted down. There were about six of them and they were eyeing us like pieces of meat. She didn't even have to tell us which one was the bitch who was putting Adrianne on the spot. Tracy was the first to speak.
"Is this the best the agency could do? They'd better make up for it in their performance."
Adrianne had a pleading look in her eye when she turned to us. Which is why Paul spoke.
"Sorry for the delay ladies. And don't worry about the performance. We aim to please."
Now, Paul and I aren't slackers in the body department. We're not cut strippers from Chipendales, but we do okay. We work out quite a bit and are nicely toned.
Anyway, the women turned on some sexy music and got settled onto one of the couches and started with the calls.
It was showtime. So Paul and I took our shoes off and started to dance. Paul pulled my t-shirt over his head and spun it around before letting it go toward the women. I started to undo a few buttons of my pants. I was already hard with the excitement when Tracy opened her mouth.
"We didn't bring two guys to strip alone. Come on, what about helping each other."
God, she was a bitch.