I had just finished buying a sport coat from the men's department at Neiman Marcus when I decided, without reason, that I needed a little mischief. I was thinking about sex, feeling horny and needed to look at women. I headed to the women's lingerie section just to see who was there -- who might also be thinking horny thoughts. I figured it'd be a good place to at least look at a woman who might also be thinking about sex.
When I entered the lingerie section, there was no one else there -- or so I thought -- and I kicked myself for letting my fantasies make me walk around aimlessly. Then I saw movement in the back of the section. My "Wild Kingdom" instincts prickled and I began to prowl towards the woman I spied toward the back. I walked right up to this woman -- voluptuous and delicious -- and said, "Do you work here?" (I knew she didn't but it was the best way to break the ice).
She reacted shyly and politely and said, "No."
I said, "Shoot."
She asked, "What's the matter?"
I said, "I'm trying to find a gift but I don't know what to buy." I looked at her and said, more to keep the conversation going than anything, "Maybe you can help me."
She smiled so gently and sweetly, bit her lip ever so slightly and said, "I can try. What are you looking for?"
I said, "That's just the thing. I've never bought lingerie before. I want to be sure that it is a gift for her, and not just a gift for me, if you know what I mean. It's just that I want my woman to want to put what I give her on, not feel obligated to put it on."
She said, quietly, "I understand."
I said, "What is it that a woman looks for in lingerie -- what makes it alluring to them?"
She said, "It's got to feel nice, and frame us like art and make us, not only feel good, but feel good about ourselves." Then she said, "Does your woman like thongs?"
I said, "What's a thong?" (I knew damn well what a thong was, but wanted her to show me).
She beckoned me with her finger. "Come over here."
As we walked over to where the thongs were hanging, I felt my penis shift as it began to come to life -- as if waking from sleep. She took a thong off the rack turned back and looked at me. "This is a thong."
I said, "What is it . . . I mean, how is it worn?"
She smiled stretched out the thong and said, "These strings wrap around a woman's behind, and this right here," she stretched the thong and looked in my eyes, "goes over the woman's pussy."
When she said 'pussy' my dick bolted upright, pressing against my boxers. I needed her to turn away because I was embarrassed by my sudden bulge so I said, "Are there other styles?"
When she turned to take another thong from the rack, I shifted my pants yet as I did so my dick came bursting through the slit in my boxers and rested -- I should say protruded even more noticably -- against my pants. She turned back around and could not help but see my erection since it now bulged past my belt buckle. She smiled, stretched a shear thong out and said, "Do you like this?"
Looking past the thong, and directly at her lips, I said, "I love this."
She looked down at my erection and smiled. "Come on," she said, "maybe she'd want a bra."
Again we walked through the racks of lingerie, yet this time my hard, stiff penis swayed with each step I took. I watched her perfect ass as we made our way to the bra section. Then she turned around. I couldn't believe my eyes! Her nipples were hard and erect pushing up through the bust of her turtle neck shirt. I looked directly at them for several seconds. She smiled and tilted her head a little. I was at a loss for words and she knew it. She broke the silence by taking a bra off the rack and held it out for me.
"How do you like this one?" I said, in a daze, "I like it." She said, "What size is your friend."
I said, "I don't know, what size are you?" This gave me another excuse to look at her swelling breasts.