The next morning, I woke up especially early, anticipating Belle's return home from her salacious sleepover with my uncle's best friend. I wanted to see her walk up to the front door, sulking in her walk of shame. Would Ox be bold enough to drive his own car to drop her off?
With a warm coffee in hand, I waited inside, staring out the front window for any sign of Belle. It wasn't until an hour and two lattes later that I spotted a car traveling up the gravel driveway. It was a cheap, rickety sedan with an Uber decal on the front windshield.
A bearded guy exited the backseat, carrying a large green duffel bag over his shoulders, which randomly looked familiar to me.
Who the hell was this?
The handsome grifter rang the doorbell. I debated whether I should even answer. Worst case scenario, maybe he was lost or seriously needed help.
I opened the front door just enough to peek my head through. "Can I help you?"
"Hey man, haven't met you yet. I'm Adam. Artie and Belle's friend."
The guy seemed amiable enough, but I proceeded with caution. "They're not here. You might want to come back later." I inched the door closer to shutting it.
"Hold on, what's your name?"
"I'm Artie's nephew."
"Oh, Ken right? He did mention adding a new house member a couple of weeks ago."
I was caught by surprise. This guy knew about me. "My uncle didn't mention anyone coming over. Neither did Belle."
"Well, they're pretty chill about me coming and going. Whenever I'm in town for auditions, they let me stay in their pool house."
Then it clicked. At my uncle's party, I did remember seeing this guy's green duffel bag when Colin and I had smoked pot in the pool house. That said, I needed to unspool this thread further before I could trust this dude.
"So you were here last week then?" I asked.
"Sure was! Oh hey, during the party, didn't your other uncle bring you on stage when Artie proposed to Belle? What a wild night!" Adam nudged my forearm, like we were already buddies.
"Hey man, you seem like a nice guy, but I don't think I can just let you into the house. Not without talking to my uncle or Belle first."
"I get it, no problem. I'll call Artie right now."
"He's out of town on business."
"Got it. I'll phone Belle," he replied, so happy-go-lucky.
A part of me wanted him to call her. If he actually reached Belle, I'd at least know of her whereabouts this morning.
Adam dialed a number and I eagerly awaited whether she'd answer.
"Hello? Adam?" Belle's voice emitted from his phone's speaker.
"Hey Belle, I'm at your front door with Ken. He's just making sure it's cool for me to enter."
"Oh." Belle sounded surprised. "Let me... talk... to him."
I grabbed Adam's device, taking her off speakerphone. "Hey Belle. I was—"
"Adam's cool... to come in... He stays in... the pool house... sometimes." Belle's breaths between words were heavy.
"Everything okay?" I asked.
"I'm on... an early... morning... run."
"With Rita?"
"Yeah... Rita... Exactly." Belle let out a tiny squeal. "She's gonna... drop me home... later..."
"Okay, see you soon. Do you want any breakfa—"
Belle hung up the phone abruptly, her terseness taking me by surprise. I handed Adam's phone back to him.
"So Ken, we all good?" Adam smiled.
I stepped aside and opened the door to let him through.
He added, "I'm gonna put my things down, then I'll whip us up some egg whites!"
***
Fifteen minutes later, Adam and I were eating in the pool house, my focus still preoccupied with Belle and our phone call. Her loud breathing. Fragmented speech. She was probably getting fucked by Ox again, having hot sex for breakfast while I sadly settled for flavorless eggs.
How many times did she and Ox do it last night? Too many, probably. Why would she even answer Adam's call? Sex with Ox must've been so frequent that multi-tasking wasn't a nuisance for her.
After we ate, Adam and I continued lounging in the pool house, smoking a late morning bowl together, courtesy of the former. As skeptical as I was initially about his presence, Adam was actually an interesting, affable guy. I learned that he was a working theater actor who lived life day-by-day, with a carefree optimism.
"I'm kind of a nomad," Adam said to me. "But I'm grateful for friends like your uncle and Belle. Being in the theater doesn't exactly print out rent money."
"Is it hard to keep relationships if you're always moving?" I puffed and passed his glass pipe back to him, feeling introspective.
"Romance-wise, it's a bit of a balancing act. Luckily, I've been in touch with a special brown-haired beauty for months now. Looking forward to seeing her soon."
"Does she live close to here?"
"Not at all!" Adam laughed, exhaling a cloud. "What about you, Ken? Got yourself a lady friend?"
"I mean, we'll see where it leads, but I've got a date to Enzo's concert later this week."
"Cool. That Enzo guy was pretty good at your uncle's party. Dude sure can sing." Adam passed the pipe back. "How do you like the weed?"
"Way better than my cousin's, that's for sure!" I helped myself to another puff. "Hey Adam, do you think my uncle or Belle would care if they knew I smoked?"
"Hmm, why would they?"
"I guess I worry that if they found out, they might think I'm some lazy stoner, just living free on their property."
"You mean like me?" Adam grinned.
"Oh shit, no dude, I didn't mean it like that!" I replied, red with embarrassment.
"Just messing with ya Ken!" Adam laughed. "For what it's worth, I do help out around the house here and there, try to pay my way."
"Are you, like, their pot dealer?"
"Hah! My wallet would surely be fatter if your uncle bought from me. Plus, I don't even think Belle smokes weed. Munchies and maintaining a model body—probably not ideal."
Adam's pot had me rolling over in giggles. "Dude, speaking of food, we should tell Belle to bring us home some pizza later."
"Eh, I usually stay out of Artie and Belle's way. The pool house fridge is pretty well stocked most times. Helps too that there's a kitchen in the back here."
"Well, you're welcome to join Belle and I inside later for lunch. She might be home soon."
"Appreciate the invite. Likewise, feel free to stop by the pool house any time you wanna smoke. I got all kinds of strains we can try."
"I might take you up on that!"
"But you know what, Ken, I don't wanna get you in trouble in case Artie or Belle actually do care about your pot proclivities. Just sneak through the hedges along the side and come in through the rear."
"Our secret weed society," I said.
"Top secret!"
***
When Monday came around, I slid back into my routine of parking my butt at coffee shops, scouring job openings on my laptop.
With Uncle Artie out of town, Belle offered to drop me off at a cafe, where, on the drive over, she and I shared some light conversation. But I was curious to spice things up. Specifically, I wanted to poke holes in her alibi the night of the barbecue, see what lies she'd craft to cover up her slumber party with Ox.
"Did you have a fun time at Rita's?" I asked.
"I did! Rita and I coordinated a lot for my upcoming photoshoot."
"That was nice of her to let you sleep over..."
"We're pretty close friends. She'll be one of my bridesmaids. Oh and next week, she's going to let me host a dinner at her house for the crew of my shoot."
"That sounds fun." I glanced Belle's way and she looked perfectly normal, not showing any signs of internal conflict. "By the way Belle, thanks for driving me. I know Uncle Artie's usually been the one to do so."
"Anytime Ken! Just so you know, you're welcome to borrow my car if you ever need to."
"I'm paranoid of crashing it. Your Audi is like a hundred times fancier than any car I've driven."
She smiled. "That's okay, I trust you."
I wish I could say I trusted her too, with the truth at least. I changed topics, "I've actually got a date with that girl I'd told you about, Eva. She was at Ox's barbecue too."
"Ken!" Belle shrieked, making me think for a split second that there was some deathly obstacle on the road. "That's so great for you! How exciting!"
"Thanks. Eva and I are going out this Friday."
"Do you need to borrow my car?" Belle kindly offered. "Oh you know what, I actually need it this Friday. But I can give you the keys to your uncle's red Mercedes."
"That's okay, thanks though. I'd rather not crash that one either."
In an ideal world, I would've definitely taken my uncle's car. But I was actually banking on Eva's offer to have her dad drive us as a cost-saving measure. The price of parking (plus the crazy traffic) in the entertainment district was bonkers. And I had already budgeted for a fancy dinner.
Belle pulled in next to the curb. "Alright Ken, we're here. Text me when you're done, I'll pick you right up. Happy job hunting!"
***
Job hunting would have to wait a bit. I entered the cafe and immediately spotted Devin, my old high school friend who I'd bumped into last week for the first time in a long time.
Frankly, I never followed up with people whenever they said we should keep in touch. But Devin had piqued my interest when he'd texted me on the night of Ox's barbecue, about spy cameras...