It was hot, humid, and muggy. Hadn't these people heard of air conditioning? I was glowingβ since mother said ladies don't sweatβ brightly enough to light up a corner of Vegas. Trails of sweat, um, glow were trickling down my chest, melting into my bra. It was irritating to be in this paradise in my Akron, Ohio suit. God damn TWA. The dim interior of the shop the hotel's concierge had recommended did not bode well for my plans at wardrobe replenishment. The only word on the door that I understood was bikini. Angela spoke Spanish, but I had my doubts about her literacy. She wasn't the brightest bottle-blonde on the block.
Oh my God, was that a
dildo
on the wall? The door slapped shut with a jingle of cow bells. Spanish pornography littered the place, big breasted women graced magazine covers, a dusty selection of massage oils littered a shelf, and a TV was playing some Spanish version of Debbie Does Puerto Rico. Off in one corner stood a surprisingly stylishly dressed mannequin with no hair. Ange ignored the porn and made a beeline for that bastion of femininity. I made a nervous glance around. Maybe no one would notice us.
The clientele had already noticed us. Mostly male, most locals. They stared overtly, covertly, or just plainly. I could feel their eyes boring into us, the two oddities that we were. I heard the words gringas and chi-chis and even hot, white bitch bandied around at a stage whisper. Maybe that black belt in jeet kun do would come in handy after all. It would be rather ironic to have my very unfeminine interests validated by defending my own honor. My mother would have a massive coronary. She would probably rather have me raped than have me defend my own feminine honor.
"You have got to be kidding," I snorted when Ange pointed out the dressing facility. A sheet tacked to the wall.
She laughed, shaking her head. "When in Rome, toga."
"Oh shut up, lets shop." I looked around the store forlornly, it was such a dive. And the men, I tried not to gag. "I wanna be on the beach with all those hunky guys and something cold and alcoholic."
"What about these guys?" She asked with a careless wave of her hand.
I fixated on Manuelito, or whatever his name was, a short, stubby kinda guy with brown polyester pants, a cream colored shirt, stained, with mother of pearl snaps going down his big belly rather than buttons, and a toothpick. He grinned toothlessly. I wondered what the toothpick was for, on second thought, I didn't wonder. I turned my back, trying not to shudder. "Ange, I can get better guys back in Akron."
"Here." She shoved a bunch of hangers with multicolored dental floss on them in my hands. No wait, it was a bunch of bikinis. I held one up, it was Dodge Viper Red in color, with a Dodge Viper pricetag on it, oh those were in pesos. Scared the hell out of me for a moment. "I think you should get the black one."
"It's dental floss, Ange. I need a little bit more than dental floss to cover my ass."
She just smirked at me.
I looked at her, wrinkling my face, she obviously didn't think I had the balls, make that cajones, to try the dental floss on. "You don't think I'll try βem on."
"Face it, Con, you're a prude."
"I am not."
"Yes, you are. You wouldn't take your clothes off in the company of strange men if they were on fire," she taunted. Oh that bitch. She knew I couldn't resist a dare.
"Fine," I said nonchalantly, trying to fix a bored expression on my face. I took off my blouse and handed it to her. I tried not to think of all those slimy eyeballs touching my naked body.
"Constance? What the hell? Are you trying to get raped?" she demanded, looking around nervously.
"Quit egging me on." I handed her my skirt as well.
Shocking to no one, I'd managed to get the attention of our fellow patrons. Manuelito, or whoever the heck he was, had dropped his big, lusty chicana smut rag. He had the deer in the headlight syndrome. I looked down at my chest, well, perhaps the headlights weren't all that bad, then pulled off the bra, handing it to the equally gape-mouthed Ange.
I could feel my nipples hardening and shrugged it off to air-conditioning. It didn't even bother my delusion to consider that there was no air-conditioning. I didn't want them to touch me, those sweaty, dirty men, but I liked the fact that they were staring at my chest and getting off on it. I, Constance MacGregor, was single-handedly turning on a room full of men.
"Pardon me, senorita?" The man who apparently ran the place cut it. His eyes latched onto my breasts when I faced him. Well now, this was much better. More like the hunks on the beach that I'd previously envisioned frolicking with, only more real. More human. "We do have a dressing room for your convenience."
"You speak English very well." I wiggled out of my panties.
"I learned how in Boston." He waved it aside. "The men here are, they are not as civilized as your American men." The way he put it, civilized sounded as if it meant pussywhipped. "You are inviting them to do something you may not want them to do. Ah, how to put this delicately, you are asking for it." "Ange here takes Taebo." I handed him my panties. "Hold these please."
"Tae... you must be joking senorita."
"Yes I am, she just goes there to oggle the instructor. How did a fine, gorgeous man like yourself get all the way from Boston to here?" I asked, casually sliding the bikini bottoms over my hips. He licked his lips.
"Take it off gringa!" one of the men howled. He was followed by other raucous calls and wolf whistles. Ange glared at them.
"I think this fits, do you think this fits, Boston?" I asked, turning my back to him and arching out my ass. I pulled at the string running through my ass, well hidden by the cheeks. "This feels a little loose, what do you think?"
"Fine," he squeaked in a high soprano. For a purveyor of pornography he seemed rather shy. "Just fine."
I wanted him. The hunks on the beach and the jet setting corporate guys on vacation were out of luck. This one was mine. Now to get him to agree to that...
"You can't tell by looking, I'm not much for string bikinis, no call for them in Akron. I'm sure you know much more about them," I said, looking back over my shoulder. "Here, tug on this, tell me if it's okay. I don't want to buy something that doesn't fit right. Caveat emptor, honey."
He licked his lips again, blushing, and, accompanied by the raucous catcalls of his patrons, he reached out and tugged delicately with two fingers. The material slid through my pussy lips and over my clit. I moaned, a little more than the sensation called for, perhaps. He jerked his hand away.
"Does it fit, Boston?" I asked, trying for an anxious tone. I knew that I failed when his eyes met mine. For a moment, neither of us said anything. Then a slow grin made its way from his eyes to his lips.
"I had better check the fit again. To be sure," he replied, then slid his fingers between my legs. "Here, it is a little loose," he said helpfully, then slid his finger past the tiny bit of floss and into my pussy.
"No..." I tried not to groan. He began to withdraw his finger. "I think that fits perfectly."
"Do you want me to take you here, in front of all these men, Akron?" he demanded. His finger fully returning once again.
"It doesn't matter where you take me, Boston. Just do it." The thought of all those lascivious eyes watching me fuck this beautiful man was almost hotter than actually fucking. He grinned when he felt my pussy wash his fingers in juice.
"Constance!" Angie was flabbergasted, to say the very least. "What in the hell are you doing? You could get herpes or something. Or worse, you could get
pregnant!
"