Adam and Eve
I am deeply indebted to Ken, who read this story, edited it, and gave great suggestions.
Cast of Characters
Adam Smith --
Graduating PhD student in Statistics at NYU; he got the hot job at Purdue Statistics
Eve Abbott --
Senior graduate student in BioChem at Columbia
Sean Marshall --
Grad student at Columbia who repeatedly seduces Eve
Alicia Friedman --
Grad student at Purdue BioChem who repeatedly seduces Adam when her husband is away. She's Eve's best friend forever
Brad Phelps --
Navy husband of Alicia and good with a gun
Mary Nash --
Religious grad student in Columbia BioChem who likes sex
Mike Nordhaus --
Department Chair of Columbia BioChem and the advisor of Eve
Professor Tobin (Toby) --
Dept. Chair of Purdue BioChem
Tom Fawcett --
Tobin's star grad student in Purdue BioChem, gossip and peeper
Ann Dybvig, Michelle, Sharon Sargent, Liz, Marsha --
wives of Statistics Faculty at Purdue
Jim Dybvig, Mike, George Sargent, Steve, Andrew, John --
faculty colleagues in Statistics, of Adam at Purdue
Paul Hart --
faculty colleague of Eve in Purdue BioChem
Sarah Hart --
wife of Paul Hart
Chapter 1
Adam gets a job in Indiana
Adam Smith was about to finish his PhD with a Statistics degree at NYU (New York University), the culmination of a six-year sustained effort. It would be a perfect time to celebrate with his girlfriend Eve Abbott, but she had dumped him. She had her reasons. One of the big ones is that Adam got a job at Purdue and Eve categorically refused to move to a small town in Indiana. Eve was a grad student in Biochemistry herself, up at Columbia in northern Manhattan.
"I will not be one of those women who follows her man to the ends of the Earth and be put on the mommy track. I'm an ambitious girl and I want my own career," she had said, during their prolonged "discussion" which was brutal, it seemed to Adam.
"l love you and I probably always will, but pointlessly moving to some Podunk town in the lost Midwest is out of the question. Why did you accept that stupid job without even consulting me? Sorry Adam, but I'm not going. Goodbye, and good luck."
Adam had memorized Eve's angry speech. He had replayed it in his mind often enough. It had been six months since Adam had even kissed a woman, a long time for a man of 28 years to be chaste. He missed Eve terribly. Eve, after all, was Adam's dream woman. She was pretty, sexy, sweet, smart as blazes, and her boobs were perfect: not too big and definitely not too small. She had hair that was soft and had a sheen to it worthy of a shampoo commercial. When she smiled, her teeth were a blaze of headlights that could light up a dark cave.
His tell that he was horny was the way he looked at the women walking about in Greenwich Village. It was his last week in New York before his trip west. A ten-minute walk would reveal around 2.7 women on average who were not wearing bras. Adam had done the math. Invariably their nipples would poke enticingly at their tops. One woman sitting outside at a lunch place, and braless, had her blouse undone to the extent where Adam, walking by, could see most of the luscious flesh comprising what people call breasts. Had he bent over he probably could have enjoyed seeing her nipples, too, but he was not about to debase himself by doing that.
He enjoyed looking at such women and using his active imagination about paths not taken. It wasn't just boobs for Adam, either. He loved the skintight leggings many wore, as well as the delightfully short skirts often decorating the streets close to Washington Square Park. Adam spent a lot of time with his right hand and his imagination running wild. Nevertheless, he missed the warm and loving touch of a good woman. It was a pity Eve had dumped him. Best not to revisit that, yet again.
Adam got his Ph.D. and went out for celebratory drinks with a few of his friends. He had a bottle of 1792 Bourbon at home. He proceeded to get thoroughly drunk. He continued the celebration alone and naked in bed with his right hand, while he looked at some X-rated pictures of Eve that he still had on his cell phone. It ended up being a rather morose celebration.
**
Adam was lucky. Jobs were rare, but nevertheless he got a tenure-track job at Purdue, a good university in Indiana. It was in West Lafayette, a small town. When he got there, he suffered a bit from culture shock. Luckily his colleagues were a great bunch of guys, and one woman. They quickly invited him to their (guys only) weekly poker games. Adam began to meet most of his colleagues. A guy can learn a lot about someone via poker, and Adam was beginning to get a feel for the personalities of most of his colleagues. Eve would have called them all sexist.
The discussions were mostly about sports, but one of the primary other topics was women. The men would discuss the wives of the other men. If one guy was not present, the men would speculate about his wife stripping naked, how good at fellatio she might be, and what she'd be like in bed. These conversations provided a lot of fuel for Adam's masturbatory efforts.
Adam had chosen his apartment in West Lafayette with care. His apartment had a view of the small woods behind the complex. While Adam hated mosquitoes and poison ivy, he enjoyed looking at nature from the comfort of his own home. He oriented his furniture, such as it was, to give him views out the picture window. He bought a second couch upon which he could lie and watch TV. He bought a little patio furniture for the balcony, for when the weather was nice. The mosquitoes did not come out until around dusk. He made sure he was inside by then.
A few weeks into the fall term, a welcome picnic was held out at a nearby county park. It was potluck, and the wives brought food. Adam felt as if he had fallen into the middle of the 1950s. Eve would have been freaked out by seeing the happy wives catering to their men. Adam thought her feminism might be just a tad overdone. Still, maybe Eve was right about small towns in Indiana.
Adam of course was a single man, so nobody expected him to cook, and he brought a salad. He enjoyed checking out the wives. Adam couldn't tell if they had deliberately dressed sexy, or if he was just so intensely horny it seemed like they had. He didn't realize it at the time, but the wives also enjoyed checking out Adam.
"I've heard that if a guy has a big nose, he has a big cock, too," Ann said to Michelle.
"I've heard the opposite. All the size is in the nose; nothing is left for his cock. We'll have to wait a week or two and then ask Sharon what's true in Adam's case," came the catty reply.
"You think Sharon can work that fast?"
"Steve is going to that big conference in Barcelona next week. Sharon's staying home with the kids. She's pissed she's going to miss seeing Spain, especially Catalonia. She's more than pissed. Livid, I'd say."
"I get it. John is going, too," Michelle said. "I could use some good paella in my tummy." Ann heard her sigh. "Maybe I could be happy with Adam's cum, instead?" Michelle teased.
"Ooh, you bitch, you," Ann said, laughing loudly.
"I guess it'll be open season on poor Adam. We'll have to arrange for Marsha to throw one of her infamous parties," Ann said. Both women giggled. "By the way, Jim is going to the meeting in Spain too." Jim was Ann's husband.
"Sharon is all hat; no cattle," Liz said. "She's an amazing flirt, and probably all of your husbands have seen her big boobs at one time or another, especially when she was breast feeding, but that's as far as she goes."