Before I get knee-deep into this story, it's imperative that I explain what 'hashing' is, in order for readers to understand what I am talking about. Hashers in general, also known as wankers, are basically, a running club with a drinking problem. They may be 'named' any variety of interesting things, as the male lead in this story is named Eunuch. He's called Eunuch because he always brought women to the hash, but wasn't sexually involved with them, therefore giving him the name Eunuch. The basics of a hash trail are this; a 'hare'(the person that creates the trail), the 'pack'(those that follow the trail), the beginning circling of hashers which informs the pack of what to expect on trail, and ending trail, which details antics on trail, things that happened, etc. Trail itself is usually laid out in 'hash', or flour. There are various marks on trail that tell the hasher if they are on 'true trail' or not, where the beverage checks (beer checks) are, etc. Beer checks are, ultimately, why people hash. Depending on the length of trail and the occasion, such as St. Patrick's Day, there may be many beer checks along the trail. Trail lasts anywhere from 1 mile, up to 5+ miles, at the discretion of the hare. Debauchery and sex on trail are always welcome, and even encouraged, as they make great tales from trail. And on that note, I'll get to the story.
I was set to be the hare for the kilted trail that Saturday, and I must admit, I had a decent trail planned out. Part of it had already been laid out when I had scouted trail earlier in the week, so I didn't have to be in quite as much of a hurry as if I hadn't pre-laid some of the trail. I am not a fast runner by any means, so pre-laying part of trail helps me not to get snared (caught) by the pack.
It was a kilted trail, meaning that we all wore kilts, or sarongs. I had on a plaid school-girl type skirt, a t-shirt, and my running shoes. The weather was cooperating, nice and warm, light breeze. We were all circling up, greeting friends, visitors, and waiting for Eunuch to start the circle presentation. After the virgins (first-timers) were explained the marks for trail, and assigned trail buddies to learn about the hash from, I was called into the circle to detail out the trail. As hare, I was the only one who would know what to expect, and I had to give some idea to the pack. I explained about the trail, possible water hazards, the number of beverage checks, and Eunuch sent me off to start laying the trail.
Eunuch and I have been friends for years. He's one of the best friends I have, always dependable, always ready to help out when needed. Eunuch's reputation with women far precedes him. Charming and handsome, Eunuch is the modern version of a gentleman. Educated, cultured and just plain fun to be around, women tend to gravitate towards him. I was even known to be caught in his charms from time to time. We've always had a weird energy between us, and when we could grab each other and have sex like rabbits, we generally did.
Running isn't hard for me, running fast is. Over the years my speed has improved, but I am no match for people who run marathons. I ran along, dropping flour where I was going, heading towards the first beverage check. In the distance, I could hear the whistles of the pack, following trail. I stepped up my pace a bit, not willing to get snared so early into the trail.
I made it to the first beer check, stopped for a bit of water and to greet Squeaker, the beer meister (person who gets the beer). I chatted with her for a minute, and then headed off to the next point in the trail.
About a mile into the next leg of the trail, I started hearing the footsteps of a runner behind me. I am by no means a fast runner, but I had felt confident that I'd be far enough down the trail that I wouldn't be snared. Apparently, I was wrong. I glanced over my shoulder, and saw Eunuch approaching me. I sped up a little, but knew that it wouldn't do much good, Eunuch runs marathons, and is far beyond me in running skills.
I got about 25 yards farther down the trail, when I felt an arm go around my waist, and I was pulled up against Eunuch's chest. Before I could say anything, he kissed me, a deep, long, thoroughly arousing kiss. I'd been kissed by Eunuch many a time before, and I knew that this kiss was meant to arouse and tease. That kiss certain got my attention. Eunuch's tongue explored my mouth thoroughly, and it seemed like all of my senses were heightened just a little more. Just as my knees were turning to jelly, he released me and said, "Mmm...more for later." Slapping my ass, he told me to get going down the trail. I took off, nearly dropping my sack of flour.
I hit the second beer check feeling fully energized, a result of runner's adrenaline and Eunuch's kiss. I was guzzling water when Squeaker said, "Eunuch says he's going to snare you today, you know. He says you've gotten snared on every trail you've hared, and that you'll remember this one, so be on the look out, he's hunting a hare." I gave her a questioning look, still gulping down water. Just as I was finishing my bottle of water, I started hearing footsteps. Thanking Squeaker, I grabbed the bag of flour, and tore off down the trail, away from the footsteps.
Five minutes later I was a little over a half mile down the trail, and was in the process of working my way though a heavily wooded area when the footsteps finally caught up with me. Setting up a slowing point in the trail, I had just climbed over a few fallen trees, tossing flour to mark my way. As I was about to scamper away from the trees, Eunuch stepped in front of me, blocking my way. "Damned Front Running Bastard." I said to him, startled. He only smiled at me.
"Well, the Front Running Bastard snares the hare this time!" he said, laughingly. I grabbed his shirt and pulled him to me, claiming his mouth with my own. I kissed him deeply, using my mouth to tease him. Catching his tongue with my teeth, I sucked on it like it was his cock, and felt him growl. Pushing away from him, I turned to run off and finish trail.
"Not this time, you don't!" I called back to Eunuch as I ran off, thinking myself safe from being snared. I jogged off through the woods, picking up a hiking trail that I'd seen when I'd scouted out the trail earlier in the week. Easing into my running pace, I slipped easily down the trail, mind set on getting to the next check, knowing that Eunuch wouldn't be far behind me.
He wasn't long in catching me. Eunuch grabbed my left arm, mid-stride, and pushed my back up against the nearest tree. His mouth hit mine in a kiss that left no room for doubt as to what he intended. We'd always joked about having sex on trail, and it appeared that today was going to be the day it became a reality. My nipples started tingling, and I could feel my pussy get wet under my skirt.