This particular story took place about two weeks before Christmas in 2005 and of course is completely true. I often wonder if there are many sexually charged women out there who have NOT thought about what it would be like to be a stripper at some point? Whether it's the exhilaration of dancing naked, being naughty in a public place, or simply the knowledge that most guys who are watching you are turned on, it's something that has intrigued me.
I had never been to a strip club, and have to admit that I was intimidated by them. So when my friend Amy and her boyfriend, Jack, wanted to take Derek to one for his birthday, I wasn't sure what to expect. And yes, this is the same Amy from the hot tub story if you've read that already. If not, I suggest you do after reading this.
On the way there, I was a little nervous thinking about what the night was going to be like. Was it going to be like the movies where all of these amazingly gorgeous, talented, outgoing and flexible women would be doing their thing on stage while all the men sit motionless in their seats, drooling? Because I thought that might be kind of lame. My only saving grace was that this was one of those establishments where you could bring your own beer, so I knew if I wasn't having much fun while sober I could just slam a few.
We walked into the building, which kind of looks like a small warehouse off the interstate and we handed the bouncer our IDs. The entrance was very bright and I felt like we were under surveillance. In fact, I think there were video cameras there for protection, which is really great that the girls can feel so safe. I could hear the music coming from the room to the right of us, and after we passed clearance we headed in that direction. Derek and I walked in first with Jack and Amy following. Amy had been to a strip club before, so she wasn't really as uncertain as myself.
I can't remember if I scanned the audience or the strippers first, but I remember thinking it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. For some reason I immediately felt fairly comfortable as we found our seats towards the back. It was a Wednesday night so there were only about 20 guys scattered throughout the club and all of them seemed to immediately notice that two non-stripper women had walked in. Though nobody seemed to mind, they just took note. I cracked open my first beer and for the first time finally looked up and started paying attention to the entertainment. There were 3 different poles on three stages where a total of about ten strippers would take turns dancing. Each one would dance at a pole for the duration of a song, then rotate to the next one. I thought this was great because all of the girls were so different in looks.
The first girl seemed very young. She might have been younger than me, and I found that a little strange. I'm sure the men loved it, though. She was more shy and innocent acting which worked very well for her. The second was more dirty--in a good way. She had a very come-hither look in her eyes and danced her little heart out. As a lover of dance and a lover of the female figure, I found myself actually enjoying this quite a bit.
I looked over at Derek who smiled sweetly at me, while Amy and Jack sat quietly on the other side of the table enjoying the show, sipping on their beers. I watched as the girls would do mini personal dances for men who put a dollar down on the stage. After about eight songs and a few beers, I wanted to try that myself, it looked fun and I was tired of just sitting in the back of the dark club at our table. I slowly bent down and reached for my purse, trying to subtly pull out a dollar. I sat back up and held it in my hand until I finished the beer I was drinking, plus I was waiting for the stripper who had caught my eye earlier to get to our pole. She was a very cute blonde who was definitely more outgoing, and she seemed to be having a good time. When the song ended and she walked over to the pole closest to us, I took a deep breath and stood up. Without turning to anyone at the table, I walked to the stage and took a seat in front of the stage and put the dollar down.
I felt the gazes from a couple of the men who were sitting around the stage around me and they seemed to perk up at the situation. The stripper swung around the pole, noticed the dollar, looked up at me and smiled seductively. I wondered if it was any different dancing for a woman than a man. She walked in my direction and bent down to grab the bill. She lifted the dollar and had me bite the end with my teeth. More and more men were watching now as she slowly lowered her hot naked tits to my face, pushing them together to grasp her prize. Her soft breasts touched my cheeks and as she pulled away and I heard the audience stir. She thanked me sweetly and I walked back to my seat.