All characters in this story are of legal age.
"That's so fake, no chick looks like that," Billy said again so superiorly.
Cheryl was really starting to get annoyed with him. He really thought he was shit hot right now. Parents away and the small circle of them smoking weed and drinking Southern Comfort watching a porno on his dad's brand new Betamax. Billy had been bragging about the stupid machine since his father brought it home from a trade show and now that he had found his father's 'stash' of porn and was hosting a party he was insufferable.
"Gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free," he kept saying when he invited them – which made no sense because Billy didn't have a license so gas would be useless. Non-sequiturs really irritated Cheryl, Billy irritated Cheryl but Billy hung with her other friends, was rich, popular and had invited her so she went.
She brought the Comfort. She never had a problem buying booze as long as the clerk was a guy. She just smiled and paid. No one ever asked her for an ID. Timmy brought the pot, he always did, Bobby brought the pipe and Tina brought nothing but a bad attitude as usual.
They smoked some weed, ate some chips and were drinking the Comforts mixed with Coke when Billy pulled out the porno. It was the first time she had ever seen one. She'd seen the posters at the Paris Cinema on the edge of downtown and had been tempted but there was no way she was going into one of those places. What if someone saw her? Now here it was in Billy's rec room. She was pretty excited to see it actually. Her belly tingled pleasantly. Well maybe that was the booze, or maybe not.
It started out with a woman calling a plumber to fix her sink. Well he didn't spend much time on the sink and she had never met a plumber with hair that good, at least the guy that fixed her mother's sink didn't. Hell, he didn't even have hair.
The guy in the film was huge. Cheryl was fascinated with the sheer size of his cock and more than a little scared. Are they all like that? she wondered.
Cheryl had to admit she liked the sex. She sat next to Tina, not ready to sit with one of the boys but Bobby sat on the other side of her on the couch. It was pretty weird watching people do it sitting next to a boy but it was kind of nice too. Bobby was breathing hard. She glanced at his crotch and saw he had a real bulge. She guessed he was hard. She was sure tingling. To her relief it didn't look anywhere near as big as the guy in the movie's.
The sex was hot, dirty and nasty. Pretty much just like she imagined from the scenes in her books. The ones that she hid from her mother.
The next scene had the woman from the kitchen off to visit a friend. Turned out they were really good friends. Tina was making disgusted noises and telling Billy to turn it off, that it was gross. Cheryl made sure she made faces along with Tina but she didn't find it gross. Actually she found it kind of hot. Really hot. Almost as hot as watching the girl and the guy do it. It made her a little uncomfortable that she liked it.
The third scene caused the controversy. The woman in it was the secretary of the kitchen woman's husband. It appeared her job description included dicktation. She was blonde and when her panties came off it proved that she was a natural blonde on top of it. That's what set Billy off.
"FAKE," he pronounced again. "Fake, fake, fake. She dyes that. Pubes aren't that color."
Cheryl was pretty buzzed and had had enough.
"Oh really? How do you know Mr. Smartypants?" she said.
Bobby snorted.
"How do I know?" Billy said. "Cause I've seen plenty of real ones and I've never seen any that color."
"Yah right," Cheryl thought.
"I have too!" Billy said getting angry.
Cheryl realized that she had said that out loud. I must be really fucked up, she thought snickering. The snicker made Billy even angrier.
"What do you know about it anyway?" he said.
"I know you're full of shit because there are pubes that color. Mine are," Cheryl said before she even realized.
"Whoaaaaaaaaa," Timmy said giggling from the armchair and taking a hit off the pipe.
"Oh you're full of shit," Billy said. "You're making that up."
"Am not," the pretty blonde said back.
"You are too, you just don't want to lose an argument," he said hotly.
"Billy Muntsler you have painted yourself into a corner," Cheryl said equally angry.
"Liar. Liar. Pants on fire. Prove it," he shot back.
"I will not!" Cheryl said.
"That's cause you're lying. Prove it! Prove it!" he taunted.
Before she even realized fully what she was doing she said, "OK!" and unbuttoned the top of her Levi's. Pulling the bottom of her peasant blouse up slightly with one hand, she pushed the top of her jeans and her cotton bikini panties down just far enough so the top of her blonde bush peeked over the waistband.
"See!?" she said before quickly pulling them back up and buttoning them.
Bobby was making choking sounds next to her, Timmy was convulsed in giggles and Billy just looked dumbfounded.
"Cheryl!!" Tina shrieked. "What are you doing!"
Cheryl blushed scarlet but stared at Billy defiantly.
"There. Now what do you have to say?" she challenged.
"I didn't see anything. It was too fast," Billy said after a moment.
"Now who's the liar?" Cheryl said.
"Uh yeah," Timmy joined in. "We didn't see anything, you'll have to do it again!"
"Oh you guys are all full of shit," Cheryl said starting to laugh.
"No really," Billy said. "If we didn't see it we really can't say you won."
"Bobby saw, he can tell you," Cheryl said laughing.
Bobby opened his mouth to speak but Timmy cut him off, "Bobby didn't see nothing."
Cheryl was really having a good laugh over it until Tina chimed in with, "You boys are disgusting, Cheryl is going to do no such thing."
Tina always was a little prig, Cheryl thought. Tina's pronouncement that there was no way Cheryl was going to show them again actually made her start thinking about doing it.
"Hey, I did my bit," Cheryl said. "You guys are just trying to get a free look. It's not my fault you weren't paying attention."
"Awe come on Cheryl," Timmy whined. "I was way over here."
