ACT FIVE, SCENE ONE
Another three and a half years since the last flashback:
it is now 2036,
early summer,
in a Victorian Grade II listed townhouse in Islington, London.
"Friends and Fuckers! Welcome! Lick my pussy, all of you!" Hildegard was dressed in a red basque which showed off the buxom curves of her large jiggling breasts. Cunts was by her side, proudly naked, her own tits huge and perfect, beautiful despite their vintage artificiality. They kissed, ostentatiously penetrating their tongues deep into each other's mouths. There were hearty cries of "M' cunt!" and "M' cock!" from the arriving guests, many of them members of the youth wing of the Fuckers Party, naked bar their "I'm a Young Fucker!" T-shirts. Waitresses circulated serving drinks and canapés, also nude apart from their black-and-white aprons and jewelled tailed buttplugs.
Hildegard continued: "You, the youth of our Party, are the best and greatest hope for our nation -- which is why we have invited you here to help celebrate our recent achievements. Four years ago, when we were both still students, it became clear to Emma Jane and myself that the New Enlightenment was an unstoppable force, set to transform this land into a nation of fuckers -- a society devoted to Pleasure. Last year Emma Jane achieved her doctorate in the History of Fucking, and I founded the Royal Society of Fuckers. The progress of the Party has been unstoppable. As you know, Cunts and I may not be leading it past the next election -- which we fully expect to win with a landslide -- but we will still be devoted fuckers, shaping our society in other ways. So, welcome, tonight, here to our London home, to the first of many Fotzenficker-Cuntslicker fuck-ins! Eat, drink, be merry -- and fuck who you want, when you want, how you want!"
Soon Emma Jane and Hildegard were sat on their rear patio, watching the various lustful goings-on in their long landscaped garden. The closest fucking group consisted of half a dozen pretty young ladies, all wearing their "I'm a Young Fucker" T-shirts and kneeling on the grass as they ate asshole in a circular daisy chain. Cunts smiled indulgently. "Ah, beautiful!" she enthused. "Just look at that blond slut over there! See how she slurps with her tongue, all the way down to the other girl's cunt and back up again? That's proper technique: loosens up the girl's cunt so she can use her fuck-slime to lube up the asshole. Then it'll be easier to stick her finger in there, or even a dildo, when the time comes. But the girl over there with the frizzy black hair, she's gone straight for trying to tongue-fuck her girl's ass. Problem is, without a good coating of cunt-slime that pucker's not going to open up."
"So," replied Hildegard, "is this 'Academy of Fucking' thing happening then,
Fötzchen
? Sounds like you're already in full pedagogical mode!"
"
Royal
Academy of Fucking, Hildy, if you please," smirked Cunts. "No reason for our new and highly 'Enlightened' Californian royal couple not to grant us that. After all, they gave us the Royal Society of Fuckers, forced Labour into coalition with us, proclaimed in public that throatfucking is good for you -- oh, and, endorsed Bates buttplugs. Besides, there's a building ready for us on Marylebone Road: all we need to do is replace 'Music' with 'Fucking', and we're off!"
"I lick my cunt off to you,
Schlämplein
," chuckled Hildegard.
But Emma Jane had cast her eyes back towards the asshole-eating daisy-chain and was exclaiming, "No no, that won't work, bitch!" For the hapless black-haired girl was now trying to insert her middle finger into the tight puckered hole of the brunette in front of her, and it just wasn't working. "Here, let me help!" called Emma Jane, slipping off her chair to join the girls on the lawn. "That asshole needs some pussy-juice on it, cunty-pie," she explained helpfully. "Here." She reached underneath the brunette's ass, scooped up two generous fingers-worth of pussy-slime, and smeared it on her pucker. "There, now use your tongue to keep licking her pussy," she explained to the first girl, "and that will help you scoop out more fuck-slime, so you can open up her shithole nicely. Then you'll be able to stick your finger in nice and deep, see?"
"Oh thank you, Doctor Cuntslicker," enthused the girl. "That's so helpful!" she added, as her tongue began dutifully slurping at the brunette's cunt.
By the time Cunts returned to the patio, the back of a reddish-brown head, topped with a nurse's cap, was visible bobbing gently forward and back between Hildegard's thighs. "Dolores, glad you could make it!" said Cunts, as she resumed her seat next to her fuckbuddy. Dolores mumbled what sounded like "Yes Miss" -- somewhat indistinctly though, as her face remained firmly glued to Hildegard's pussy.
"Dolores is a nice submissive bitch, don't you think, Cunts?" Hildegard grinned, as she stroked the younger girl's auburn hair. "She says she's studying chemistry, but wants to become a nurse. I think she'll go far, don't you?"
Cunts watched for a few seconds, admiring the way Dolores gripped Hildegard's clit between her dampened lips whilst tickling it with her tongue from within. Hildegard gasped in pleasure. "She's good at eating cunt, definitely, Hildy," Emma Jane opined, before chuckling, "Tell me about Hildegard's chemistry, then, Dolores."
"High in copulins, Miss," muttered Dolores. "Volatile C2-C5 aliphatic acids."
"Translation?"
"Tasty cunt, Miss."
"Agreed. And how are you at rimming, Dolores?" Cunts lifted her legs high so as to slide her buttocks down her chair, to display her tight asshole winking cheekily from between her buttocks.
"Yes Miss," muttered Dolores, detaching her glistening face from Hildegard's crotch and shifting sideways.
"So, Hildy, are you going to join me at the Royal Academy?" asked Emma Jane, as Dolores began slurping at her brown hole. "I can be Principal, and you could be Chairperson of the Department of Pervy Shit -- oh fuck, Dolores, that's good, yes, yes, you like the taste of my shitter?"
"Serine- and threonine-rich residues, ether-bridged to a variety of oligosaccharide struct--"
"Bitch, what the fuck's that mean?" Cunts interrupted.
"Juicy fucking asshole, Miss," replied Dolores, before resuming a wild slobber up and down between Emma Jane's two slimy orifices, whilst tickling at the tighter one with a well lubricated finger.
"To answer your question,
Fötzlein
," continued Hildegard, "all this pedagogical stuff is not for me. Don't get me wrong -- I admire your determination to take the hopelessly unfuckable of this world and turn them into expert fuckers. But I don't have your cuntsplaining patience -- and my vision, you know, is a bit different. I think if we are to build a nation of fuckers with the urgency that task requires, we need to summarily
get rid
of the unfuckable, not waste time trying to reform them. Send them back where they came from or, if they won't co-operate, eliminate them entirely."
Cunts groaned -- partly in pleasure at the gorgeous chemical dance which Nurse Dolores' tongue and fingers were enjoying between her thighs, but partly in exasperation at Hildegard's apparent hardness of heart. "Oh, Hildy, really? That seems unnecessarily cruel. If someone is trying, we should give them a chance. I mean, look at that girl I was helping over there: she's not a bad fucker, she just needed some proper tuition; now, look, she's eating asshole like a..." But even Cunts could not maintain the coherence of her discourse under the continued stimulation Dolores was giving her. "Oh fuck, Dolores," she exclaimed, "you're a real pro: where did you learn to give head like that?"
"Imperial College London, Miss," mumbled Dolores, as she redoubled the intensity of her double-orifice slurping and fingering.
Hildegard laughed. "You are too naïve, Emma Jane. Yes, that slut with the frizzy black hair can learn, because she is a willing slut. But already you can see in our society that undercurrent of resistance to the Enlightenment vision: the religious antediluvians, the ethnic minorities, the prudes, or just the too-damn-clever-for-their-own-fucking-good. We offer free expulsion flights to all the Undesirables and Objectors, and yet some of them still choose to stay! And what about the old and unfuckable, once they get all menopausal and erectile-dysfunctional, with saggy tits and gnarly dried-out cunts and weeny dicks? You can't educate such people. We need a... a
final solution
!"
"Oh fuck!" shouted Cunts. Primarily, this was in reaction to Dolores, who was now sliding two fingers in and out of Emma Jane's pussy, curling them upwards so as to scrape against that wonderful rough pleasure-giving spot on her inner wall, whilst simultaneously fucking the tip of her tongue in and out of her gently flaring asshole. But her exclamation was also a flinch, and a reprimand directed at Hildegard. Emma Jane pushed Dolores' face out of her crotch so she could muster the self-control and clarity of mind to exclaim, "Oh God, Hildy, can you hear yourself? Surely you can't mean that!"
Hildegard took a deep breath, before waving Dolores away. Dolores pouted, her cheeks and lips still glistening with fuck-slime, but dutifully slunk off ("Yes Miss") in the direction of the house. "I have already commenced negotiations, Emma Jane, with the City of Westminster, to take over directorship of the Princess Alice Hospice on Oxford Street. I expect it to come through in the summer -- about the same time that you start your Academy of Fucking..."
"
Royal
Academy of Fucking," corrected Cunts. "And what exactly do you mean by 'negotiations'?"
"Oh, horizontal ones, of course," chuckled Hildegard. "At least, the leader of Westminster City Council is usually horizontal when I meet him. The dildo I shove up his shithole is generally vertical -- but he seems to enjoy it; at least, he's already agreed to my appointment..."
Troubled at the implications, but wishing not to do her fuckbuddy an injustice, Cunts thought for a while, before a playful smirk appeared on her face. "'
Wank
minster City Council'," she giggled. "That's what we should change it to, once we've won the next election."