Chapter Sixteen: Undressed
Heedless of Shelly's state of undress, or of her own, Lisa rushed forward and crouched to give her best friend a hug. "I'm so glad to see you again," Lisa said.
Shelly returned the hug, wrapping her arms around Lisa's back. "M--me too!" she stammered. "Where were you? What happened? How did you get back? Nice tan!"
Lisa sighed. "It's a long story. And it's not over yet." She released the hug and held Shelly's bare shoulders at arm's length. "Not by a long shot."
"We were really worried about you, Lis," Shelly said. "When Debra turned up and you didn't, I thought..."
"Debra's here?" Lisa asked. "She's okay?"
"Well..." Shelly furrowed her brows. "She's alive, but there's the... what is that?"
Lisa looked down at the pile of clothes under Shelly's butt. A light was flashing in the midst of it, and there was a faint sound of vibration. "It's your phone!"
"Oh!" she exclaimed, fishing around in the pockets of her discarded jeans. She pulled out the phone. "It's Debra!" she said, sliding her finger to answer and putting the call on speaker.
"Hello?" asked the voice over the phone. It was tinny and indistinct, but unmistakably Debra. "Shelly? Are you okay? You weren't picking up!"
"Debra!" exclaimed Lisa. "You're alive!"
There was a brief pause.
"Lisa? Is that you?"
"Yes! I'm here with Shelly."
"How did you--never mind, not over the phone. Shelly, listen, this is going to sound crazy, but Bethany came into our room and put a curse on Claire. The bitch from the party. I had no idea she was a witch!"
Shelly and Lisa were silent, not sure where to start.
"Anyway, she'd probably coming after you next! I've been trying to get through to you for like twenty minutes, so I don't know how much time you have, but--"
"Too late," said Shelly, looking down at her unsupported breasts. "She got me."
"Fuck!" replied Debra. "Okay, well, at least you're back now, Lisa. I guess that means we don't need to go looking for you any more. But we do need to do something about this Bethany situation."
"Roger that," said Lisa.
"Shelly, what curse did she put on you?"
Shelly looked confused. "Uh... same as Lisa, I think. She came into my room, said a bunch of weird words and moved her fingers around, then there was a flash of green light, and then I suddenly felt like all my clothes were three sizes too small."
"Awesome!" replied Debra.
"What?!" snapped Shelly, clutching her knees to her chest. "This is NOT awesome!"
There was an awkward pause.
"Sorry, I shouldn't have put it like that. This sucks for you, I know. But if it's the same curse as Lisa's, that means you can leave your room. Which is not the case for me and Claire."
Shelly gasped. "Leave my room! Like this?!"
From the other end of the line there came a long, exasperated sigh. "I really hate to do this to you, but we've got to have a meeting, now. Especially if Lisa's back. I've got some new spells you both need to see. You've got to get to us somehow."
Shelly whimpered.
"Hey," Debra continued, "you've got expert help from the most experienced streaker on campus! Lisa will find a way to get the both of you to our room discreetly."
"Debra's right," said Lisa. "I have so much to tell everyone. And I've found some magic loopholes."
"Awesome. Get your butts to our dorm as soon as you can, both of you. Oh... and fetch Colin on your way."
Shelly's face turned white. "F-fetch Colin?!"
"Yes, Claire's on the phone with him now. He's also been cursed by Bethany. Says he... can't see anymore."
"That bitch!" exclaimed Lisa.
Shelly sighed with relief.
"See you soon," Debra finished curtly, hanging up the phone.
Lisa made eye contact with Shelly. "Let's go."
Shelly gestured at her own naked body, and then at Lisa's.
"Right, that," said Lisa. "Like I said, I've figured out some loopholes. So it's better that we go to them than they come to us. I wouldn't want to make poor Debra and Claire streak across campus!"
Shelly cocked her head in confusion, and then seemed to realize something. "Oh, you thought that... no, Debra can still wear clothes. She did say that Bethany cursed Claire though, so maybe she can't. But Debra has a different curse. She can't leave her room."
So that's what Lady Annabelle had meant when she said that Debra would no longer be able to interfere.
"Claire's been bringing her food and stuff, like I did for you," Shelly continued. "But I guess that might be difficult now that Claire's been cursed too. Hmm, I wonder why Bethany cursed Claire and not Debra?"
"She had already cursed Debra," Lisa said. "Bethany is the witch who owns the boutique. Calls herself Lady Annabelle. They're the same person. In fact, she's also our RA, Wendy."
"W--what?" Shelly stammered. "B--but she's so much older..."
"Magic," Lisa shrugged. "I watched her transform in front of me."
"Oh, right, obviously," Shelly said, rolling her eyes. "Magic. That's a real thing. I should know..." She ran a hand down her side.
"We're wasting time," said Lisa, tapping her foot on the carpet. "Let's get dressed and go."
Shelly sucked in a sharp breath at the word "dressed." Sweat was forming on her brow.
Lisa looked at her sympathetically. "It's hard, I know." She was already rummaging through Shelly's closet. "Here, this dress is pretty loose." Lisa held up a light blue sleeveless sundress.
"It's also really short and thin," replied Shelly. "I can't wear that on its own!"
Lisa bit her lip. "Look, here's how the loophole works. The curse acts on your mind. It makes you feel very uncomfortable when you're wearing clothes, and normal when you're naked. The more bare skin, the better. So if you wear something skimpy, and focus your mind on the parts of your body that are still unclothed, like really concentrate on the air against your skin, you feel okay. It can also help to try telling yourself you're still naked."