The Stolen Dozen
A Novel
Chapter 2
1.
LUNCH
Looking into her awakening husband's eyes, Carolyn asked, "Since I have wiped you out already, would you like to go for a nature walk, down to the lake, to see what it's like?"
"Carolyn, where do you get all this energy from? I am nearly twice your size, and you easily outdo me. You are a tornado in bed, and I am not complaining, I am amazed. I believed you would be meek and mild-mannered around me, because of your size, and I could not have been more wrong. I was afraid I would break you if I squeezed too hard, but you are unbreakable, and I and enviable of your strength. I love you so much. I cannot wait to see how you grow into the woman you can be."
"Robert, your appendage is in its normal state and will continue to be comatose for several hours, because of what I did to it this morning. If it was not attached to you, it would gladly stay here, and sleep the sleep of the Angels, instead of walking around with you and me. You '
are
' going to walk around with me, aren't you, my husband?"
"Carolyn, do you think I would turn you loose on the forest, and the poor animals within, without proper guidance from an adult?"
"Are you insinuating that I am a child?"
"I am not the one that walked around the outside of this building, in the nude, thereby scaring away every bird, and animal species, within a thousand yards, because you are so thin."
"Maybe, you should have married Patricia, and have her fat ass squat over your face and smother that smart mouth of yours, Mr. Graziano."
"There is only one major problem with that theory, Carolyn. I never had eyes for Patricia. My eyes were solely on you, and no one else. Now, if you would get off my chest, possibly, we could start to dress, and walk down to the lake, and see what is around us."
"I can see everything is always going to be my fault, in this marriage of ours. If we are late for an event, it was because Carolyn was not ready. If we are delayed in leaving for an event, it is because Carolyn was not ready. If you are dead, and I am late for your funeral, it is because Carolyn was not ready. It is always going to be Carolyn's fault, isn't that correct, Robert?"
"You nailed that one right on the head, my dear. You are going to be my foil, for all of my days. I will use you, as all the great comedians have used their sidekicks on their behalf's, to make their great names."
"Robert, do you remember what your mother said to your father, when he abused her in public?"
"My mother says many things to my father, in those cases."
"In this particular case, Robert, your mother said, 'There is an 'Arctic Front' moving into my bedroom. Even though your father, flippantly, replied, 'What, another one?' This would be your first one, and I doubt you would be very happy about it, since we are still on our honeymoon."
"Carolyn, my love, if you promise not to kill me, I will say what is on my mind. If you do not promise, I will stay quiet, and start getting dressed."
"You have my attention, Robert, what you have to say must be very, very interesting, to say the very least. How much trouble could you possibly get into, if you are going to tell the truth?"
"What I am going to say is going to be more like a question, then an answer, Carolyn. All I want to know is: am I going to be alive after I ask it?"
"Yes, Robert, I will allow you to live, even if you insult me."
"Carolyn, I will only insult you when you exceed 250 pounds. Until that day arrives, you are safe from my barbs. Here is my question. 'If an 'Arctic Front' were to move into our bedroom, at this moment, which one of us would miss it most, me or you?"
Carolyn's hands went directly for his throat.
Robert retaliated by spanking her behind, repeatedly, until she released him.
She screamed, "You brute!"
"Baby, you promised not to kill me. What did you expect me to do, when you tried to strangle me to death?"
"Robert, get this through your thick skull. I will never kill you. I am in love with that appendage of yours, and I want to keep you, and it, around for a long time. However, I was attempting to shut off your voice-box, for 5 to 7 years, because it asked a question that I may be too immature to answer correctly. I have only begun to learn of the powers, of sexual intimacy, and you ask me which one of us will miss it more? At this moment, I would not leave this building, for the next 12 days, if your thing would stay erect for every moment of it, because I would have it in one of my entrances, and be enjoying orgasms, the likes of which I have been denied all my life. I would continue, until I fell asleep, and pick up again as soon as I wakened. That is how strongly I feel about sex with you, Robert."
"Do not kill me, Carolyn, but I dreamed of fucking you on every surface of this building. Every inch of wall, floor, furniture, appliance, bed, bathtub, and everything in between. If it exists, I want to screw you on it, or in it. Nothing has prepared me for what I feel for you when we are making love. It is more intense, and mind-bending, then anything our studies together ever intimated. It is a mind and soul attachment that cannot be put down on paper, and can only be appreciated, when it is happening between two people, who are truly in love."
"Robert, we are not going out today."
"Why not?"
"You are not going to believe this, but your friend has awoken from the dead, and is poking me in the ass."
"Carolyn, are you sure it is me, and not some animal running around the house?"
"I am quite sure, Robert, I am going to turn around now, and bite him, for being so insolent."
She made the 180° turn, without leaving his body, putting her vagina by his mouth, and her mouth was ready to pounce on him.
Robert said, "Remember, Carolyn, I have teeth too, so be nice to him, and I will be nice to her."
With that admonition, she took a nip out of the tip of his penis, which caused him to flinch, and he retaliated by biting her clit hood, with her little gem safely ensconced inside.
"I am not going to allow you to ejaculate into my mouth, Robert. I want you to use it for when we make love."
"Aren't we making love now, Carolyn?"
"In one form we are, Robert, but I want you to save your semen for when we get to the more important parts of making love."