Yaya Bautista was literally perfect... well, at least under the studio lighting and through the monitor's live feed she was. She had that coveted glisten only afforded to our betters, otherwise known as influencers. Wherever light touched her she gleamed: her cheekbones, the bridge of her slender nose, her cupid's bow, the tops of her vaulted breasts. She was utter perfection and no one in her audience could deny her of that.
"Church, do you have those notes for tonight's show?" asked Yaya, her eyes closed as her Makeup Artist, Devon, finished her eyeshadow.
Behind the switchboard, a creature far from perfect organized a few sheets of paper before tucking them away into a manilla folder for Yaya. Church got up from her spot and walked the folder over to Yaya. "Here you go, everything you might want to know about the famed 'Sexologist,' although I'm fairly wary of his credentials, 'Dr.' Henry Faust before he arrives."
"Ugh, this is going to be such a boring podcast tonight. Who wants to hear some old guy talk about sex?" whined Yaya.
"Although his title is rather questionable, he does have interesting insight into the west's current sexual zeitgeist. I mean, why has incest had such an uptick in popularity on porn sites in recent years? Are we running out of taboos, and if so, where does that lead us to next in terms of sexual expression? Social cohesion, even?" Church said, her eyes gleamed at the thought of challenging conversation.
Yaya preened her nails, "Hmm, if you say so. Do we at least have a fun sponsor today?"
Church walked back over to her work area and performed a series of taps and swipes on her tablet. "Looks like MeUndies are keeping the lights on this week."
Yaya's shoulders lifted and deflated. "Soooo... Bo...Ring. Oh, wait, I know!" Yaya jolted in her seat. "What if I wear that mesh top with those satin cross nipple covers? Hell, we might not be able to give our audience much to listen to tonight, but at least they'll have an eyeful."
"YAAAAAS, BISH," chimed Devon. "That would be such a look!"
"Such a look!" parroted Yaya, elated at her enterprising idea to satisfy her adoring fans.