This story is part of an ongoing series.
The chronological order of my stories is listed in WifeWatchman's biography.
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This story contains graphic scenes, language and actions that might be extremely offensive to some people. These scenes, words and actions are used only for the literary purposes of this story. The author does not condone murder, racial language, violence, rape or violence against women, and any depictions of any of these in this story should not be construed as acceptance of the above.
Part 1 - Prologue
"This is Bettina Wurtzburg, KXTC Fox Two News!" shouted the redheaded reporterette from in front of City Hall at 7:00am, Monday, October 1st. "The Guardians of Justice have struck again!"
"The shadowy cyber-terrorist group released another bundle of emails and other documents," said Bettina, "this time showing that MegaTech Industries and the National Security Agency, the NSA, collaborated to allow MegaTech's 'Alicia' smart speakers to be used by the NSA to listen in on conversations in homes that have the 'Alicia' devices!"
Bettina went on: "MegaTech Industries CEO Elliot Sanders is in China on a business cooperation meeting, but COO Kara Zorn issued statement denying the GOJ's allegations. No one from the NSA nor any Federal Government agency would comment, but the office of U.S. Senator Samuel Russell issued a statement that the Guardians of Justice are traitors that are trying to undermine the American People's faith in their Government, and that their lies should not be given any credence. U.S. Senator Richard Nunn, however, says he will subpoena Sanders and Zorn, as well as the leadership of the NSA, to appear before his Committee to answer questions regarding MegaTech Industries's collaborations with the NSA."
"In local news," Bettina said, "candidate for Sheriff Della Harlow blasted her opponent Antonio Griswold and Police Commander Donald Troy for, quote, 'exploiting children for political purposes', close quote. Her complaint stems from an
incident
at last night's Republican rally. Roll tape."
Tape rolled, showing Carole taking the microphone and yelling "GRIZZ MEANS BIZZ!", with Chief Griswold and Your Iron Crowbar right behind her.
Back to Bettina live: "Republican candidate for Lt. Governor Sharon Marshall also spoke at the Griswold rally. Candidates Karl Handel and Brian Cagle did not participate in the rally, and House Ways and Means Chairman Wilson Hammonds condemned Marshall for appearing at the rally, saying that that it hurts the Party for her to be seen with Commander Troy, who was investigated by the Independent State Counsel for collusion with the racist Governor Val Jared. Hammonds and Jared are both Republicans. And now let's go to Sports with Nick Eastwood. Nick!"
"Thank you, Bettina!" said the handsome young blonde Sports reporter. "The Bulldogs and Wildcats both won this weekend, putting them on yet another collision course on the last Saturday of the month! Bulldogs defensive end Derrick Waters, known as 'Train No. 93', had a Conference record eight sacks against the State U. quarterbacks, as well a four other tackles for loss. He is being mentioned as a Heisman Trophy candidate. Also getting mentions for the Heisman is Wildcats receiver Jamaal Washington, who had 290 receiving yards and 130 rushing yards as the Wildcats defeated the Tigers in a cross-divisional match..."
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"Aww, Carole was so cute!" gushed Joanne Warner as MCD and Vice Detectives drank coffee in MCD.
"That's huge publicity for the Chief." said Teddy Parker. "They should make that into a campaign ad."
"Della Harlow would go berserk over that." said Theo Washington said with his 'movie star handsome' grin.
"How could she call that 'exploitation'?" asked Jerome Davis. "Especially after she used that photo of Charlie Griswold being given a medal to attack his father? Talk about exploitation..."
"To her and her supporters, it
was
exploitation, and Harlow all but called it 'molestation'." said Julia Rodriguez. "I also noticed that Bettina made sure to call it an '
incident
', as if it were a bad thing."
"The J.D. is making some good observations about the Press, there." said Captain Tanya Perlman as she drove in. 'J.D.' meant 'Junior Detective', which Julia was, and for which she took much ribbing.
Just then, the Police Chief, Police Deputy Chief, and Police Commander came into MCD, joined by the Police Chief Emeritus. "We need you young whippersnappers's help." said Chief Griswold.
Following him in was FBI Special Agent in Charge Jack Muscone, along with his daughters Tiffany and Jennifer. Jennifer was carrying young Peter D. Feeley, and Tiffany was bringing in a birthday cake.
"It's Pete's birthday, today." I said. "It is hard to believe he is already
four
years old, isn't it?" There was much agreement.
The four candles on the cake were lit, and everyone sang "Happy Birthday" to Pete as his stepsisters-to-be helped him blow out the candles. Pete got one bite of cake, and his step-sister finished off that piece. Then the Detectives 'helped' with the rest. Needless to say, that cake disappeared as fast as doughnuts did around this place.
Deputy Chief Ross declined a piece of cake. She was without her green crowbar, but her face looked its own shade of green.
"You okay, Cindy?" I asked.
"I must've eaten something bad." said Cindy. "I got sick when I woke up this morning."
"Your crowbar is at The Cabin." I said to Cindy. "I'll get it back to you after lunch."
"Don't bother." said Cindy. "That particular crowbar brought me nothing good. Bad
karma
in that one; I need to get another one."
"And young Susie Haskins will provide you with as many as you need." I said. "That girl raised over a hundred thousand dollars for the new Animal Facility, and that's before Dr. Eckhart and the University made matching donations. That's a lot of nails."
"Impressive." said Cindy. "Susie is an awesome little girl. If I had a daughter, I'd want her to be like Susie..."