Chapter Seventeen: The Mastermind is Fingered
It was evening, and the phone rang at the Triple Forests mansion. Mary answered the phone, "Hello, Mary Jones speaking."
"Mary, it's Sheriff Barton. With an unusual name like Thomas Harris, we found his house in Xylophone immediately, and as you suspected, the entire gang was hiding there. We brought in everybody found at the premises, including a moll of theirs by the name of Xenia. I'm sure she's just an innocent girl caught up in this. I'm just trying to be thorough, and not intending to be mean to girls, mind you."
"Hold on to her tightly, Barton!" said Mary, "I suspect she has more to do with this than meets the eye. We'll be over in a few minutes." With this, she hung up the phone, and she and Imogene rushed out the door. "We have to go question suspects, Tommy," Mary told Deputy Thomas Katz, who was stationed outside. "You stay here and guard Grandma Petra and Aunt Selene."
"Sure thing, Mary," saluted the merry Deputy. He'd gotten resoundingly laid by both Mary and Imogene the previous night and was still on top of the world. The girls jumped into Mary's Packard roadster, the engine roared to life, and a mere few minutes later, they skidded to a halt in front of the sheriff's office.
All the suspects captured at the Harris residence, including Harris himself, were being held in a large room. Barton and Mary examined them together through a pane of one-way glass. "It goes without saying that we need some of these mugs to rat out the others. Which one do you want to interrogate first?" the sheriff asked with a smirk, since he knew her unorthodox interrogation techniques only too well.
Mary indicated a giant hairy man in the corner. "First, we'll do Petey the taxi driver over there," she told him.
"Oh no Mary!" argued Barton, "Not Petey! It's simply not safe to put a girl with even your considerable martial talents alone in a room with a man the size and strength of a grizzly bear! It took seventeen deputies to even get him into the back of the patrol car, and he wasn't even struggling! It just took that many men to push him into that tight a space."
"Never fear, Sheriff," for Mary always called her lover Sheriff in front of the public, "I won't be interrogating him. I'm leaving that to Immy."
"Imogene??" Barton wailed. "How could you sacrifice your cute and innocent sidekick? If you put them in a room alone together, you'll be lucky to find a smudge of her afterwards!"
"Sheriff, there you go doubting me again," calmed Mary. "Immy has a weapon more powerful than any man, and that weapon is love."
"All right, Mary," agreed an extremely worried Barton. "I hope you know what you're doing."
Imogene entered the room with Petey and shut it behind herself. Mary and Barton leaned close to hear what would happen next. "Petey!" Imogene shrieked joyfully, and this was followed by a great deal of rustling, and then there was a deafening roar and the entire sheriff's office began to shake. Barton looked like he was going to lose his nerve, but Mary held him back from the door.
A sound like a miniature train full of kittens derailing at high speed into an ostrich farm started up from inside the room and didn't diminish in volume, nor did the earthquake-like shaking. "That sound is not natural," argued the hardened lawman to Mary vehemently. "For the love of God, Mary!"
"Let us do our job, Sheriff!" insisted Mary, putting him into an ingenious surrender hold. "You must allow Imogene free reign! I vehemently insist!"
Five minutes later, there was another roar, the kittens and ostriches fell silent, and the earthquake stopped. There was rustling, and then about a minute later, Imogene threw open the interrogation room door and declared, "We're engaged!"
"Congratulations, Immy!" cheered Mary. "But Immy, what about your interrogation? Is Petey willing to testify against Harris?"
"You'd better believe my fiancΓ©e will testify, or I'll cut him off!" said Imogene.
"Anything for you, sweetheart," Petey said in a low rumble from the interrogation room.
"Congratulations," said Sheriff Barton, swallowing hard and wishing he hadn't drunk so much coffee earlier.