I was crazy to go to work for her. She was loud, abrasive, and had a low opinion of the male sex.
I didn't know that when I applied for her bike tech job, of course. I needed a new bike in the worst way, and faked a resume about my bike mechanic skills. I had some, actually, just not all the experience I put on the resume.
Sharon was tall and mean. Twenty-two and experienced beyond her years. Married and divorced at twenty. Fought her dad and mom and got thrown out of the house at eighteen. These were things I didn't know the morning I went to apply for the job, or maybe I wouldn't have been so eager.
The shop was a hole in the wall in an alley. Crammed to the ceiling with bikes. New, old, working, non-working. She took one look at me and laid it on the line. "Kid, you faked most of this resume, but I'm desperate. Get your ass in the shop here and go to work. We'll talk tonight about whether you have a job or not."
Ten hours later, I was falling down tired, but thirty bikes were repaired, and twenty of them had gone out the door with happy owners. With the shop closed, I was trying to tidy up some of the mess and get the work organized. She came out of the office and looked at me.
"You did more today than both of the last two guys. You want a job?"
"I'm still in school until graduation in a month, but I can work four hours school days, and all day Saturday and Sunday."
"Ten dollars an hour to start. Fifteen after a week if you can keep it up like you did today. You want a beer?"
I nodded and we went in her tiny office, which was as bad as the shop. Paper everywhere. She dug two beers out of the refrigerator.
We sipped the cold liquid and stared at each other. "You'll find out I'm bad to work for. Don't know shit about this business. But my body lives for biking and this is the only way I can live and bike too.
"I don't want wages, I want a new bike. A good one. And a chance to ride with you."
"A racing bike for you is two or three months wages. If you don't have that much patience, there are a couple of my castoffs in the back you can fix up and use if you want."
I was a greasy mess when I got home, and late for dinner. Mom and Dad were going out, so she put something in the oven and said not to get near her until I was clean. My sister was in college and I was the only child at home. We got along ok, although they wanted me to study harder and bike less. Standard parent worries.
I cut PE, my only class after lunch on Mondays, and showed up at the shop by one. She had taken in a dozen bikes that morning, and sold two new ones. I spent some time rearranging the mess, so there was a display area for the new bikes, a work area for the light repairs, and a bigger space in the back for serious repair and wrecks. She wrote everything in longhand on tags, but of course no one knew what had been promised. I asked if it was ok for me to bring in the extra pc from home and put the tag info into it. She shrugged and went back to the office.
I managed to get all the bikes promised for Tuesday and Wednesday done that afternoon, and started on a couple with bent frames. She didn't have the jigs we needed and said money was real tight when I asked about getting them. I told her my friend Boris worked at a big shop across town and they might have some we could get as loaners and pay off later.
When I went to check out, she was looking sad and held up a letter. It was from the bank, giving thirty day notice on her loan because of missed payments. "I feel like crying, but I'm too beat for that." We were about the same size, and when I pulled her up for a hug, we fit together real nice. She resisted for a moment, and then relaxed into my arms. "God, Alex, no one has hugged me in an age."
"Sharon, this will work. My tennis coach says deadlines are for focusing attention. The bank has our attention and we have thirty days to turn this shop around."
She stood back and said, "Holy shit, where did that come from? You're really getting in bed with me in this mess?"
She realized what she had said and blushed. "Sorry, didn't mean it that way."
I pulled her back into my arms and kissed her ear and said, "You got a boyfriend?"
She kept her arms tight and said, "No decent guy would have me. I'm damaged goods, and nasty besides."
"I'm too young for you, but we are going to pretend we are dating. Got that? Now kiss me."
There was a wild look in her eyes, but she did it. A much nicer kiss than I got from Amy, my sometimes friend at school. I smiled at her and said, "More tomorrow!" and dashed for home.
I caught my dad at breakfast the next morning and said, "Dad, that lady I'm working for got a letter from her bank saying they were calling her loan because of late payments. What can she do? I like working for her."
"Alex, the simple answer is get her loan payments up to date. There are more complicated options, but you would have to show me some of her numbers. Would she let you do that?"
"I'm working after school. I'll see. Thanks for helping."
When I got to the shop after school that day, I had the laptop. Sharon read me the info from the tags and I made a simple WIP file that could be sorted by work order number, last name, due date, and status. When I had to leave for dinner, I told her my dad was a financial executive and might be able to help us with the bank, if we could look at her numbers.
She stared at me wide eyed and said, "Every day seems to be a new day with you, Alex. Sure you can look at my numbers. I don't understand half of them besides the bank balance."
The kiss was just as nice as yesterday. "I think I like getting paid in kisses." She punched my arm as I left.
The rest of the week was a blur of bikes and numbers and ever hotter kisses. Friday night my folks were gone again, and I asked her to dinner.
"My god, Alex, a date? A real date?"
"Yeah. And you have to wear a dress, too. I am using my leftover Prom money to take you to The Grotto. My car is not much, but it will get us there. I'll be back in half an hour."
I had discovered that biker girl was living in her van, parked outside of the shop, and showering at the neighborhood gym, where she traded bike tuning for showers.
When I showed up, Sharon was a new woman. The dress was midnight blue and showed curves on her lean body. Her chest was surprisingly full considering how much exercise she got. I kissed her lightly and said, "Hi."
"Hi yourself. I'm crazy to be doing this."
I took her hand as we walked to the car. "If you are going to date again, you can't be putting yourself down."
I helped her in, which got me a smile.
I continued as we drove away. "You win bike races, you own a bike shop, you love what you do even if it's not enough to live on yet. You've got this young kid working for you who knows his way around bikes and is taking you to dinner. Life is not all bad."
"God damn it, Alex, stop making me feel good. I'm supposed to be a miserable wreck." She took my hand and kissed it. Her eyes sparkled.
We talked racing over dinner. She ordered one glass of wine to stay out of trouble with the waitress, and I got sips. The fresh salmon was really good.
She rode two hours every morning, followed by a workout at the gym and her shower. She opened the shop at nine-thirty. She was in her bag in the van by nine. She was Bay Area and state champion in her age group, and within a minute of overall champion. This was some woman I was working for. I wondered why she had men trouble.
She promised me coffee and ice cream at "her place." I parked behind the van and she led me inside. A refrigerator and a coleman, and a small collection of china and utensils. The shelf with a futon and a bag on it was the only place to sit.
She poured us a glass of something and handed me a bowl. "Your date has this classy apartment. Most guys don't get invited here." She laughed and laughed. I leaned in and traced her lips with a cold tongue. "Hey, it beats the front seat of my car with a console between us."
She curled us up and said, "We have to talk."
I kissed the back of her neck and said, "Yes."
"You are getting to me. This is bad."
I moved the hand that was around her up to a small breast and kissed her neck again.