The Abbey Farm Curse
Chapter Fifteen.
After we had returned to reality we sat for several silent minutes in the confines of the old church staring at the medieval altar, knowing what was within it and what had taken place on that hidden stone nearly two millennia before. We knew now what we had to do to cure the abbey of its ills, although admitting it to ourselves was a different matter.
'I'm glad it didn't let us get undressed,' Willow said suddenly, trying to divert our thoughts.
'Fuck, yeah!' Angie exclaimed, thinking about the prospect of being naked among Roman soldiers, even invisibly. 'I'd have been scared shitless.'
We still found it hard to get our heads around what happened each time the present day faded out and we looked through another window into the past. We knew intellectually that we didn't move and we remained in our own time, but our senses told us we were in a different age and our minds reacted accordingly. It was so difficult to convince ourselves we weren't as visible to the past as the past was to us. We would all have felt unnecessarily vulnerable if we had been naked.
'And I thought Rhys gave me a hard time!' She added with a tiny smile, remembering the fate of the Celtic queen.
'You know what it all means, don't you?'
I wasn't sure the ramifications had sunk in, unless they were avoiding thinking about it. We needed to face the thing sooner or later and I was coward enough to opt for later if I let myself, so I needed to bring it out now whilst I had the nerve. It must have been going through Angie's mind too.
'It means we've got to find the Roman general's descendants and those of the Celtic woman, though how we're supposed to do that I haven't a clue. Then we've got to persuade them to fuck each other on our altar. Any suggestions on where we start?' She had nearly got the answer, but she'd missed the glaringly obvious.
'We don't have to find his descendants, Angie, because it's us - we're them!' I told her. 'One of us is descended from the queen and the other from the Roman. We're the ones who have to lift the curse.'
'Oh fucking hell!' Angie was not impressed. 'That means I'm Roman, doesn't it? You've only got to look at us to see which is which, and your Ma is always going on about her ancestry. Fuck, I wish I didn't have to be related to that scumbag Roman.'
'Doesn't have to be that way. It's two thousand years ago and it could just as easily be me whose descended from him and you from her.'
'Perhaps that's what makes Rhys such a twat,' Willow giggled.
'Yeah, that's true.' Angie liked that idea. 'But it isn't very likely, is it?'
'It could easily be,' I told her, 'we've all got some Roman blood in us, along with Viking, Norman, Saxon, and pretty much everything else. English people are the biggest set of mongrels there is, so it's impossible to know which is which. It's just that the abbey has realised that we have the right ancestors one way or the other.'
'Are you sure?' Angie asked, still looking doubtful.
'Yes, it's the only thing that fits. That's what all this has been about, that's why we keep being shown the past, to tell us what we need to know. That's why we've been picked out, it has to be. We are the ones needed to lift the old queen's curse, in fact we're probably the only ones who can.'
'Gary's right, Angie,' Willow put in. 'The force in the abbey has waited all this time for both sets of descendants to come back here, and now you have and it's showing you how to lift the curse.'
'I bet that's why it sent Rhys to your bedroom,' I exclaimed with sudden realisation, 'because he's my brother, and so it could be either you and me or you and Rhys who could lift do it. I bet the place was trying to see which of us would be the most feasible, and after you rejected him I think it's decided not to use Rhys.'
'So what you're saying,' Angie nodded thoughtfully and then spoke slowly to Willow as if trying to get her head on straight, 'is that Gary and I have got to go up to that church and shag each other stupid on top of the altar?'
'That's why the calendar.' Willow burst out suddenly.
Both Angie and I looked at her in blank surprise.
'I've just realised,' she went on, 'that it made you get a calendar because the right day is important. That Queen said it has to be on the night of the long day, didn't she?'
We nodded, our brains trying to keep up with Willow's.
'So it has to be on the summer solstice, the longest day. That's why the calendar was needed, to make sure we understood.'
'So we've got to do it on the top of that altar on June the twenty-first, and only on that day?' I said slowly, my mind finally grasping what was meant and doing the mental arithmetic over the dates. 'And that's Sunday night.'
'Bluntly, yes!' Willow told her, 'you have. If anyone ever wants to live here in peace, that is.'
'Then why the big deal? Why hasn't the bloody place just influenced us to do it anyway, without all this peeking into history? I mean, it got us doing pretty much everything everywhere before we knew anything about what happened.'
'Because it has to be done this way. You heard that Celtic queen, it has to be on the summer solstice, because that's the longest day, by both descendants doing it willingly, and to do it willingly they've got to know why. Now you do know why, and when, but it can't make you do it or it won't be willingly.'
'Well, I might do it of my own free will but I can't say I want to, so does that count as willingly? What about you Gary?'
'I'm not exactly over the moon with the idea,' I answered. 'But it'll have to happen. It's the only way to sort this place out.'
'Why don't we all leave and let someone else sort it out?' Angie asked, more of herself than of us.