Note for publisher. This story includes italics and centering.
Read chapter 9 of Realtor Revenge to see the events of this chapter of Spy Games from Raven's point of view.
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Spy Games
Chapter 21
"Wake up. We got us a situation."
It was 6:00 am. Or at least I think it was. The simple task of opening my eyes sapped most of my strength, leaving very little for focusing on the bedside clock.
"What's the matter Alpha? You getting too old to fight all day and fuck all night?"
The only thing that kept me from throwing a roundhouse punch directly into Flanagan's nose was the soft warm body pinning my right arm to the mattress. Janis barely stirred as I un-spooned from our standard sleeping position and rolled off the bed.
"You too sleeping beauty," Flanagan said as he tried to roust Janis from her slumber. "This is going to be an all-hands-on-deck event."
After a bit more prodding, Janis rolled over onto her back and stretched her arms over her head. If the thimble sized protuberances trying to poke through her thin nighty were any indication, she was having a particularly enjoyable dream before she was so rudely roused.
"Quick looking at my tits and go make us some coffee," she told Flanagan as she sat up.
"Sixty-nine's already on it," he said.
"Then go help her. She's the only girl I know that can burn water."
"Yes ma'am," Flanagan said giving Janis a mock salute. "But don't bother getting dressed."
Not knowing what size scorpion had crawled into Flanagan's jockey shorts, we peed, brushed our teeth, and joined our kinky housemates in the kitchen wearing nothing but our bathrobes.
"Okay. We're here. What's the damn emergency?"
"Raven wants to dig up the grave," Flanagan said.
"That's what you woke us for? She said the same thing the last time she saw Janis. Just take her out to the pasture again and show her how much higher the weeds have grown."
"I don't think that's going to work. You really spooked her last night, and she insists on putting eyes on Janis' dead body."
"Well, that's just not going to happen. There's no way we're putting Janis back into that coffin. Just tell Raven no."
"I tried and got the feeling that if I didn't help her, she'd dig up the grave without me."
"Do you really think Raven Hardwood could dig a six-foot deep hole?" I asked.
"No, but I'll bet there are a shit load of men in this town that would gladly do it for her. And if Raven finds an empty grave, it would be like throwing a box of.38 shells on the campfire. There's no telling who'd get hurt."
"You got any ideas?" I asked.
"Actually, Sixty-nine and I think we might have an actionable plan, but..." both Flanagan and Sixty-nine looked over at Janis.
"But what?" Janis asked.
"You have to get back in a coffin."
"No. Absolutely not. Not acceptable," I shouted. "Weren't you listening to what I just said? Our plan is to drive Raven crazy, not Janis. I don't care how strong of a woman she is, burying her alive a second time is not going to happen. She is not going back into that coffin."
"Couldn't agree more," Flanagan said. "But this time we're not going to bury her."
"Then what coffin are you talking about?"
"The one in our basement."
"We have a coffin in our basement?"
Both Flanagan and Sixty-nine gave me a sheepish nod.
"What the hell are you two doing with a coffin?"
"Don't ask."
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What Flanagan and Sixty-nine proposed was a bit of Hollywood magic. Like any movie, there were several elements to our impromptu production. Casting, wardrobe, script, set construction, lighting... the list could go on and on... and all of it took time.
But we were under a self-imposed two-hour time constraint. That's how long Flanagan thought it would take him to pick up Raven, drive to the grave site and set up his gear. So, we had to take some shortcuts and use the limited resources available to us.
Casting was simple. Janis was the star and there were no supporting cast members.
Both wardrobe and dialog were also no brainers. There wasn't any.
Makeup was a different story, but we apparently had a ringer in our midst. For a girl who didn't wear any, Sixty-nine knew a shit load about cosmetics.
"I was a four-year member of the drama club in high school," she explained. "Not as a performer, I was way too shy for that. I was in charge of makeup, my specialty being monster faces. I turned our homecoming king and queen into the ugliest pair of zombies you'd never want to meet."
Once Sixty-nine transformed Janis' beautiful face into a gruesome mask of death we went down to the basement where we found a no shit coffin on the floor... conveniently located between the whipping post and a shuffleboard table they had turned into a medieval rack.
"You don't have to do this," I told Janis as she hesitated before climbing into the coffin. "I don't want you to have any nightmares tonight."
"I'm all right. I'm more concerned about what Sixty-nine and Flanagan have been doing in here than bad dreams." With that said, she slipped off her robe and climbed naked into the silk lined wooden box.
Once Janis was settled in, Sixty-nine continued her task. She started by misting Janis' curvaceous nude body with water and then sprinkled a layer of flour over the now slightly damp skin turning Janis' previously healthy-looking complexion to a pasty white pallor. With her canvas set, Sixty-nine used an assortment of mascara, brushes, eye droppers, putty knives and other implements to add bruises and bug bites to random areas and what looked like chaffed skin around Janis' wrists where her arms had been restrained in the original coffin.
Not surprisingly, when it was time to attach the handcuffs to the sides of our current coffin, I found they were already installed.
Do I really want to know what happens in my basement while Janis and I are sleeping?
The next step was an undressed rehearsal.
The real coffin -- the one buried in the pasture where Flanagan and Raven were heading -- had three holes drilled into the top... two for air and one for water... each connected to the surface via a PVC pipe. Flanagan's plan was to lower a miniature camera down one of the air holes and, using his laptop computer, prove to Raven that Janis was still interned. Unbeknownst to Raven, Flanagan's laptop would be connected to a similar camera in our basement via a satellite connection. Our job was to make the inside of the basement coffin look as much like the pasture coffin as possible.
While Sixty-nine was applying Janis' makeup, I drilled a hole in the top of the coffin and inserted a short PVC pipe into the hole... extending it a foot up vertically so it looked like a smoke stack. With Janis comfortably inside, I closed the coffin lid and lowered the camera through the pipe via its power/signal cable.