Chapter 7 Meet the Neighbors
Diane had found a reliable baby sitter, Juliet Fiddler, a high school senior who lived just a few doors down the street and was willing and available to mind the children. She arrived at eight o'clock and was greeted by our three. They knew Juliet and liked her, so we were confident there wouldn't be any problems. Besides we were only a few doors away, across the street. We kissed the children good night and headed off to the party at the home of the neighbors, Christie and Paul Wilson.
I had met a few of the neighbors in my brief time in Louisville, but the crowd at the Wilson's was a mix of those I had met and of those I had not. Christie greeted us at the door and welcomed us. She was Diane's closest friend, although we hadn't been formally introduced.
"It's so nice to meet you, Doug. Diane has told me a lot about you. I must say, she certainly picked a handsome husband."
"Thank you, Christie. I'm really going to have to pay attention to the introductions tonight. I don't know very many people here."
"Well, that's understandable. You've been busy with your new job and on the road too. How are you enjoying driving the bus?"
"Very much. It's something I always wanted to do but didn't think I'd ever get the chance. As you can imagine, I'm pretty pumped up about it right now."
"That's wonderful. It's so good to meet someone who's enthusiastic about their job. Diane is like that too. It must be contagious," she chuckled.
She led me into the living area and then out onto a large back deck. There were quite a few people here already. I poured myself a soft drink and stepped out onto the porch. I wasn't there more than a minute when a big, hearty man approached me.
"Hi, I'm Paul Wilson. I don't recognize you, so you must be Diane's husband."
"That's right," I said, holding out my hand. "I'm Doug Hansen," I managed before he nearly crushed my hand in his grip. It took all my self control not to react to his stupid stunt. What the hell was he trying to prove?
"Boy, you sure got yourself a great looking wife, Doug, old boy. Just your size, too," he smirked.
"Yeah," I agreed vaguely, "lucky me."
I'd only met the guy in the last thirty seconds and already I didn't like him.
"Excuse me, Paul, I need to meet some of my new neighbors."
"Yeah. You go ahead, Doug. I can see you wouldn't know them with Diane just letting you back into the house recently."
I was about to say something when I realized it was futile. He was a jerk and I doubt it was just liquor talking. He must have been about six-four and two-fifty, but had the manners of a slob. My impression of his wife was quite the opposite. She seemed nice, and nothing like him. The "Odd Couple," I decided.
I was about to wander off in search of a familiar face ... any familiar face ... when I felt a hand slip into my pants pocket and make a pass at my privates. I jumped in surprise only to find Diane pulling her hand out and laughing as she took a sip from her drink.
"Jeez, Di, I wasn't ready for that. I hope no one saw."
We hadn't been here long enough for her to get drunk and she wasn't smoking anything funny, so once again she had done something completely unexpected.
"I'm down an orgasm from this afternoon," she whispered in my ear. "You're going to have to make up for that tonight."
"Count on it," I said, still amazed at the difference in my ex-wife's behavior.
"I see you met Paul. He's a real character."
"Yeah, you could say that all right," I agreed.
"Christie is my best gal friend. We share everything."
"Everything?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Well, almost everything."
"That would account for Paul's crack about me being allowed back into the house."
"Oh, don't pay any attention to him. He likes to pretend he knows everything about everybody."
"Now there's a scary thought," I said.
Diane gave me a funny look but didn't comment.
"Come on, I'll introduce you to some of our other neighbors," she smiled.
We got home just at midnight and I paid Juliet and thanked her for looking after the children. We headed to the bedroom with Diane still in a frisky mood.
"Come on, sailor. Show me what you've got for me," she giggled.
I know Diane didn't have more than two drinks at the party, so she was just demonstrating that not only was she in a good mood, she was as horny as she was that afternoon. When she took off her dress, I saw she was wearing the skimpiest of panties ... almost a thong in fact. Her bra was pretty minimal as well. Both items were gone in a flash and she was spread-eagled on the bed, but this time face down.
"Hurry up, baby. I need a hard cock in me and I need it now," she said, humping her ass up in invitation.
Naked at last, I moved up behind her and began to tease her pussy with the head of my cock. She was having none of it. Reaching down beneath her, she grabbed my erection and virtually impaled herself on it. There was no shortage of lubrication and within seconds she was slamming her ass back at me, grunting with the effort, her hands gripping fistfuls of bedcovers.
There was little I had to do but stand fast and let her do the work. This was another version of the new sexuality that she had been demonstrating since I'd returned. Not that I was complaining, but I was wondering. What had caused this dramatic change in her sexual behavior? It was pretty clear that she was game for any number of new positions. Maybe I'd have to buy a copy of the Kama Sutra to see what we could try next.
For the next two hours, we wore ourselves out, with Diane's improving oral skills bringing me back to life when I was sure there was no life to be had. If this was the kind of reception I was going to get each time I came home from a road trip, I was going to have to make sure I was physically prepared for the onslaught. "Not tonight, I've got a headache," wasn't going to fly with her.
We both fell asleep in each others arms, exhausted and ignoring the sticky, damp sheets. I didn't have time or the energy to ponder Diane's radical change in sexual behavior. To tell the truth, I didn't want to delve too far into the question. I'd only been back in her arms for the past three months and I certainly didn't want to question her too aggressively. I'd have to go about this in a more subtle way.
We were sitting in the kitchen the next morning, drinking coffee when the door bell rang. I got up to see who it was and was surprised to see Christie at the door.
"Hi ... good morning," I smiled. "Come in, we were just having a coffee."
"Thanks, Doug. It was so good to meet you at last. I hope you enjoyed the party and met some of our neighbors?"
"Yes, I did, but I'm not sure I'll remember all the names. Diane's in the kitchen. Can I pour you a coffee?"
"Yes please," she said as she proceeded to the kitchen.
"Hi Christie," Diane said, getting up and giving her a welcoming hug. "What time did the stragglers finally leave last night?"
"I have no idea. I went to bed just before two o'clock. Paul was still downstairs demonstrating his storehouse of porn tapes to the remaining soldiers. I just got up a half-hour ago and he was still out cold on the TV room couch. He won't be up until this afternoon, if then."
"Is there a big mess to clean up?" I asked. "I'd be happy to help you."
"No ... I got a lot of it taken care of last night. Just about everything either went into the dishwasher or the garbage. If I turned on the vacuum now, it would probably kill Paul. But thanks for the offer. That's very kind of you."
I nodded and got a big smile from Diane. I guess I'd done the right thing.
"How long have you lived here," I asked Christie.
"About three years ... yeah ... three years and two months. We came from Cleveland when Paul was transferred by his company. He hated Cleveland and took a lateral move to get here. I can't say I'm delirious, but this is a much nicer place in the winter. I guess you'd feel the same way about Minneapolis."
I shrugged. "Minnesota has its charms. It's where Diane and I were brought up, so that's a factor."
"I'm happy here," Diane said, looking at me with a loving smile. "Now that Doug is back and healed, I'm happy."
"Yeah ... I can see that," Christie said with a wistful look. "I'm envious."
"Uhhm, I'm going to cut the lawn," I said rising, "so I'll leave you two to chat. Thanks again for inviting us to your party, Christie. We enjoyed it."
"We'll have to do it again, maybe with a smaller group," she smiled.
I got the big lawn cut before the sun was high and made the work impossibly hot. I wasn't yet used to the sustained humidity of the region and I found it sapped the energy from me fairly quickly. Thank goodness for air conditioning. Despite the fact that it was Saturday, Diane was busy with her work at her bedroom desk.
I was soaked in sweat when I finished the lawn and I headed for the shower immediately. I was stripping in the ensuite when I saw Diane watching me from the doorway.
"God, but you look good, lover," she said, her arms folded across her chest and leaning against the door frame.
"I'm a stinky, sweaty mess. I don't think any woman would find me attractive at this moment."
"Well, stud, you'd be wrong. You make me so damn horny, standing there with that gorgeous cock of yours just begging for attention."