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A reader accused me of plagiarism. NOT TRUE! I am the author of these stories. I abandoned my Literotica account for a few years and rejoined under this pseudonym.
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The Missing Daughter Caper
A trophy wife's stepdaughter goes missing in San Diego.
Chapter 1: Briggs takes the case
It was Friday, October 7th. The weather was hot in Los Angeles. The noontime news channel on the television said you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. My name is Briggs. Just call me Briggs, a single name like Cher or Madonna. I work for the Robert T. Simmons Detective Agency. I get a C-note a day plus expenses. She was a beautiful woman. The kind that drives some men mad and others to murder.
"Connie, find Briggs and get him here!" Robert Simmons thundered over the barely working intercom. "We have a client who needs our help."
"Right away, Mr. Simmons," Connie said.
I was sitting at a hole-in-the-wall bar called The Blue Room, down on South Hill Street near Pershing Square, nursing an after-lunch beer. It's the kind of place where they serve only beer and whiskey. Men go there to get drunk as they sit on their barstools arguing about politics or sports until the alcohol makes the world go away in their drunken stupors. The dank bar is the kind of shit hole that even the sewer rats stay away from for fear of catching a disease on the filthy, sawdust-sprinkled floor. The only thing that would even remotely be considered a decoration is a solitary 1940s-era Hamm's Blue Ribbon beer company electric sign hanging on the wall behind the bar. It's a picture of a fly fisherman standing in knee-deep water, bent at the waist with his sharply bent fly fishing pole held high in the air in his left hand and a net in the water in his right hand, trying to land a trout. In the background, there's an animated waterfall with the words below that read, "Born in the land of sky blue waters -- Hamm's Beer."
I had little sleep the night before as I sat in the bar nursing my beer. Simmons had me at an all-night stakeout watching the apartment of a lothario who was doing the horizontal bop with the client's wife. Next door to the marriage wrecker was a two-bit drug dealer. The shit-stain next door, I later learned, was using more product than he was selling and was hiding out from his supplier. Around 11:30 PM, a black Ford Expedition rolled to a stop in front of the apartment building I was watching. From my vantage point, I saw two huge dark figures approach the drug dealer's apartment. They kicked the door in, and I heard a guy screaming. My fingers dialed 911, and I reported the crime in progress. The cops were there in less than five minutes. They approached the apartment with their guns drawn. When the shooting stopped, the two thugs and the dealer were dead. Since it was my phone that called 911, I had to give my statement to the police.
I saw my target leave her lover's apartment around 12:45 AM. My dashcam recorded the target kissing the dickhead as she left. The detectives on the scene had interviewed the cheating couple in front of my dashcam. It was all I needed for the wayward wife's husband's file, so I uploaded the video to the cloud and surrendered the dashcam's SD chip to the detectives. By the time the detectives finished interviewing me, it was 3:00 AM.
I had been staring at the beer sign, trying to figure out how the sign made the waterfall look real, when the darkness was interrupted by someone coming inside the bar. I must have seen that sign a zillion times ever since my late father first brought me to The Blue Room when I was about 15 years old. He needed me to drag his drunken ass home when he was too shitfaced to walk by himself. I played bar-top shuffleboard and bowling for hours while waiting for my father to get piss drunk. I would walk him home to our meager apartment three blocks away, near the Angel's flight funicular narrow gauge railway, and help Mom put him to bed.
When I asked why Dad got drunk, Mom told me it had to do with the terrible things he saw during the war. My father never disclosed to anyone what happened or what he saw during the war. All I know is that he fought the Japanese, island-hopping across the Pacific Ocean, and cursed everything that came from Japan.
I heard the bar's telephone ring. Pete, the bartender, answered the phone.
"Blue Room," Pete said.
"Yo, Briggs, Simmons wants you in his office," Pete told me.
I didn't want to go back outside into the scorching heat.
The Simmons Detective Agency is located in a turn-of-the-century (19th to 20th century), unreinforced four-story brick building in the garment district of downtown Los Angeles. It's only a matter of time before everyone in the building is killed in the next big earthquake that scientists have predicted to be long overdue. Every time a minor tremblor hits, more cracks appear between the bricks and mortar. The Sloan Building is living on borrowed time.
I walked into the foyer of the Sloan building and noted the missing tiles in the floor's mosaic. Several missing one-inch ceramic squares dotted the swirling pattern in the floor. The hot summer air followed me inside, and I was glad the air conditioning still worked in the foyer. Unfortunately, my skinflint employer's office didn't have such a luxury as cool air. My footsteps echoed down the high-lofted ceiling and narrow hallway. It was 2:35 PM when I entered room 107, the Simmons Detective Agency.
Connie Morgan, the receptionist and girl Friday, didn't look up from her fingernail filing when I opened the door. I swear, Connie's jaw muscles must have the same pressure force as a Doberman from all the gum chewing she does. The ceiling fan overhead hummed with a rom, rom, rom sound as I bent over and kissed Connie's cheek. She's my married little sister, so I can get away with kissing her cheek.
"What kind of mood is he in?" I asked Connie.
"Right now, hopeful," Connie answered. "He's drooling over an over-inflated bottle-blond siren's checkbook right about now."
"Thanks," I said as Connie handed me a sugary breath mint. I opened the door to the boss's office.
The smoke from his cheap cigar lingered around his head like a Catalina Eddy fog engulfing the Vincent Thomas bridge in the Los Angeles harbor. Robert T. Simmons was a short-by-round piece of slime. His cheap suit's unkempt appearance and coke-bottle glasses were hideous. Simmons was taller than his thinning hair and tried to hide it with a comb-over that didn't fool anyone. Robert T. Simmons was a snake, but he paid me.
"Briggs, my boy, come in, come in," Simmons said in his grating, high-pitched voice. "I'd like you to meet our new client."