Roxy waiting with her overnight bag packed for two nights away, imaging Shaun would arrive in a red Ford 1-ton truck and pulling on the brim of a black Stetson as he saw her.
Almost right. He arrived in a metallic blue truckie thing he called a regular cab 1500 Silverado. He wore black jeans, black embroidered shirt, black boots and black Stetson.
Oh god. Had he ever been on a ranch?
"God look at you," he said, frantically pushing at his mustache.
Perhaps the hair rose outwards when he was aroused, thought the young woman dressed in sandals and a blue and white show-almost-everything sundress with spaghetti straps.
"Does this thing have air conditioning?" she asked, as he undid the canvas lid thing at the back and carefully placed her bag before rearranging the tie-downs.
"This thing?" he said, sounding hurt. "Of course it has A/C plus many optional extras."
"Oh to make it go faster?"
"Faster? I go trucking and take pleasure in watching the hoons speed by into the next cop radar trap."
"Oh I thought you'd be a guy who'd drive fast to feel the wind through your hair because you have so much of it?"
Straightening to his full six-three, Shaun said stiffly, "Are you sure you wish to associate with me?"
She said sweetly, "Oh here come two cops in a cruiser and they are glaring at you stopped like this."
"Oh Jesus, jump in," Shaun shouted and revved the motor in panic.
"Sweet Jesus," Shaun said. "They are following us."
"Well they were coming down this side of the avenue. I'll give them the fingers to lighten up their day."
"No!" he yelled.
"Just teasing but Shaun, are you really rugged enough to be living out remotely in the wilds where all sorts of dangers lurk and when we go into the bad country full of ravines and peppered with rocks we'll be in prime rattlesnake country."
"Oh Jesus," he said slumping in his seat but lightened up a bit when Roxy said sympathetically it would be all right, she'd be there to protect him.
"Put your foot down and see if this grunty-looking truck can out-run the cops."
"Let's stop for coffee," Shaun said in a murderous-sounding voice.
Shaun had a nervous pee as well.
When they returned to the vehicle, Roxy asked if she could drive.
"I really don't think so."
"Oh thanks," Roxy said, giving him a stunning smile and beating him to the front of the vehicle to round it to the driver's side.
"This model has a powerful V8 and 4-wheel drive and ..."
"It's still in the mode you were driving isn't it?" she said, taking the key.
"Well then," she said, quickly checking out the dashboard and then started the engine and pulled out of the parking lot into the traffic flow.
"I was about to give you instruction," he protested.
"Oh how kind of you. Never mind."
Shaun directed her to make several turns and as they went on to the San Diego Freeway he said, "For a woman you are a good driver."
"Fuck you Shaun."
"What the hell is the matter now?" he cried.
"You just arrogantly suggested most women are not good drivers and said nothing about the standard of male drivers."
"Um, oh I suppose you took that as a discriminatory comment?"
"You are sure right about that buddy."
He frowned and said he had been out of order.
"I apologize."
"Thank you Shaun, I might let you at my pussy after-all."
They drove quite some way in silence until Roxy judged he'd stewed long enough.
"This is quite a cool vehicle. I've never driven a pickup before and the ride is a lot better than what I expected and the steering feels good."
"Thanks. I can't believe you've never driven a truck before. What about a vehicle with a V8 engine?"
"No but does it matter? Once you can drive you possess the basics. I know this vehicle is much wider and more powerful than what I'm used to and accept the need to adjust me thinking and to take nothing casually."
"That's great thinking."
"Thanks. Have you ever taken this vehicle into real four-wheel drive terrain?"
"Ah no."
"Is that because of possible damage to the paintwork or even have the bodywork dented?"
He sucked in breath and she said she'd thought so.
"Have you ever been on a ranch?"
"Um no."
"I noted you have made fifteen movies. Were any of those filmed outside the studio?"
"Um just two of them."