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Part 10 - Corleone Style
*CLICK!*
"AAAUGH!" screamed the men as the light blinded them. They tore off their night vision goggles.
At the door was a very large man in all black, a khaki Tilley Hat with Airborne Wings attached, and holding a red crowbar. Next to him was a woman in all black, shorter, and wielding what looked like a hard wood or bamboo Japanese
baton
used to practice sword fighting. On both their chests was a circle, red bordered, and six red diamonds shooting from a center point against a black background.
"Get out of here!" yelled the leader. As they raced for the door to the porch, the porch light came on... and eight black-clad, masked persons suddenly appeared on the porch.
They tried to fight their way to the door behind me. It was a poor decision, and the fight did not last long. After a few blows of iron and wood were administered, the four perps were subdued. Their hands were secured with zip-ties and they were forced to their knees. Firearms had been secured from two of them, and were in evidence bags. With the scene secured, the eight
ninja
on the porch disappeared.
"So..." I said. "You bozos broke into my home. What in the world... were you thinking?"
"We want lawyers---" the leader started.
"MY HOME!" I shouted into the leader's face. "Where my parents slept!... Where my sister and I played... with our toys."
Teresa shook her head sadly. "Gonna be a loooooong night for you bozos." she said. "Unless you start talking... fast. You see... we're not the local cops. We tend to take matters... into our own hands."
"You think you're some kind of
ninja
freaks?" snarled the leader. "Or bounty hunters?"
"I dunno... I dunno..." I said as I paced the floor in front of them. "Maybe I'm just not making myself clear." I waved a red crowbar in their general direction. "I'm asking the questions here. And I better get the answers verrrry quickly... or the cops are going to find four idiots with their heads crushed in. Self-defense, protecting myself against home invaders, dontcha know. And none of you alive to tell a different story."
"The Iron Crowbar." the leader said, finally getting the picture. "You really don't play by the rules, do you?"
"He *
is
* 'the rules', dumbass." Teresa admonished.
"Tell you what," offered the leader, "let us go, and we'll tell you what you want to know." I laughed sardonically.
"My disappointment with your lack of understanding cannot be over-stated." I stated. "You talk, you get to live."
"Sweet deal, if you ask me." Teresa said helpfully. "Crowbar beatdowns hurt. Bad."
I just raised my eyebrows at the leader in a 'See?' gesture. "So do katanas." I said. "And my friend here is not as for-giving as I am."
Realizing that we just might be serious, the leader talked. Sang like a canary. After he was done, I pulled the radio out of its pouch on the back of my belt. "Come on in, AGPD. I'm done with 'em." Within moments, Officers of the Apple Grove Police Department were pouring in.
"I think ballistics will show that these weapons we found on these guys's persons are the ones that murdered the reporter Vincent." I said as I handed the bagged firearms to Captain Leann Wisocky. "Congratulations on a successful arrest, for murder in the first degree..."
Part 11 - Solution
Friday, June 29th. At dawn, I got a phone call from Cindy Ross.
"We got 'em, Don." she said. "Drone footage of them laying the stuff down in the night. We closed in on 'em, made the arrests, sampled the stuff they were putting down. Then we went and raided their warehouse, found rooms full of bags of the stuff. Brought in recently, since the night Mittens played the music box for you."
"Good." I said. "Document it well. And keep Muscone's team informed. This is likely going to become Federal..."