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Part 10 - Corleone Style
*CLICK!*
"AAAUGH!" screamed the men as the light blinded them. They tore off their night vision goggles.
At the door was a very large man in all black, a khaki Tilley Hat with Airborne Wings attached, and holding a red crowbar. Next to him was a woman in all black, shorter, and wielding what looked like a hard wood or bamboo Japanese
baton
used to practice sword fighting. On both their chests was a circle, red bordered, and six red diamonds shooting from a center point against a black background.
"Get out of here!" yelled the leader. As they raced for the door to the porch, the porch light came on... and eight black-clad, masked persons suddenly appeared on the porch.
They tried to fight their way to the door behind me. It was a poor decision, and the fight did not last long. After a few blows of iron and wood were administered, the four perps were subdued. Their hands were secured with zip-ties and they were forced to their knees. Firearms had been secured from two of them, and were in evidence bags. With the scene secured, the eight
ninja
on the porch disappeared.
"So..." I said. "You bozos broke into my home. What in the world... were you thinking?"
"We want lawyers---" the leader started.
"MY HOME!" I shouted into the leader's face. "Where my parents slept!... Where my sister and I played... with our toys."
Teresa shook her head sadly. "Gonna be a loooooong night for you bozos." she said. "Unless you start talking... fast. You see... we're not the local cops. We tend to take matters... into our own hands."
"You think you're some kind of
ninja
freaks?" snarled the leader. "Or bounty hunters?"
"I dunno... I dunno..." I said as I paced the floor in front of them. "Maybe I'm just not making myself clear." I waved a red crowbar in their general direction. "I'm asking the questions here. And I better get the answers verrrry quickly... or the cops are going to find four idiots with their heads crushed in. Self-defense, protecting myself against home invaders, dontcha know. And none of you alive to tell a different story."
"The Iron Crowbar." the leader said, finally getting the picture. "You really don't play by the rules, do you?"
"He *
is
* 'the rules', dumbass." Teresa admonished.
"Tell you what," offered the leader, "let us go, and we'll tell you what you want to know." I laughed sardonically.
"My disappointment with your lack of understanding cannot be over-stated." I stated. "You talk, you get to live."
"Sweet deal, if you ask me." Teresa said helpfully. "Crowbar beatdowns hurt. Bad."
I just raised my eyebrows at the leader in a 'See?' gesture. "So do katanas." I said. "And my friend here is not as for-giving as I am."
Realizing that we just might be serious, the leader talked. Sang like a canary. After he was done, I pulled the radio out of its pouch on the back of my belt. "Come on in, AGPD. I'm done with 'em." Within moments, Officers of the Apple Grove Police Department were pouring in.
"I think ballistics will show that these weapons we found on these guys's persons are the ones that murdered the reporter Vincent." I said as I handed the bagged firearms to Captain Leann Wisocky. "Congratulations on a successful arrest, for murder in the first degree..."
Part 11 - Solution
Friday, June 29th. At dawn, I got a phone call from Cindy Ross.
"We got 'em, Don." she said. "Drone footage of them laying the stuff down in the night. We closed in on 'em, made the arrests, sampled the stuff they were putting down. Then we went and raided their warehouse, found rooms full of bags of the stuff. Brought in recently, since the night Mittens played the music box for you."
"Good." I said. "Document it well. And keep Muscone's team informed. This is likely going to become Federal..."
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
The diner in downtown Apple Grove was full of hungry Police Officers, local and otherwise, as well as FBI Agents, and of course the Troy family, including my nephew and niece-in-law. The diner had a back room, but it was small. We crowded in anyway.
"What was it all about?" asked Leanne Wisocky, once the eating was done, and there had been a lot of eating done. Finally, all eyes were on me.
"By sheer coincidence, or maybe not," I said, "we ran into a BigAgraFoods operation. I'll try to run through it chronologically."
I started: "Some weeks ago, BigAgraFoods decided to test one of their secret programs. They put down some herbicide that was made to look like fertilizer that was too strong. The mixture was actually very mild, and that's because it was a test run."
"Test run for what?" Chief Hall asked.
"That's what I'm building up to." I said. "So BigAgraFoods put down the chemicals, then put that tract of land up for sale. Not a nice gesture at all, especially in selling to a Providence Springs group after all the problems here a few years ago."
"Then the aquifer was found." I said. "That was something of a game changer. So BigAgraFoods whispered into certain ears that the land was contaminated. It was checked out, and found to be true. The company made good to the buyers, but forgot to buy out the options on the land. So there's going to be some fun Court battles, there." I noticed Todd grinning as I said that.
"And then BigAgraFoods started whispering into other ears that the aquifer was not all that big a deal." I continued. "But I have news, folks: that aquifer is going to put Fillmore County on the map. Is that not right, Todd?"
"Yes sir." said Todd. "I'm buying some land even if we don't get that tract BigAgraFoods contaminated. And there will be other industries coming in, and rail service from Capitol City. Fillmore County won't be too huge, but it won't be dying anymore, either."
"And that's what Ted Vincent found?" Sgt. Stegall asked.
"He was on to it." I said. "And he was working up a huge exposé that he hoped would get him better work in a bigger Media outlet. I managed to 'interview' the perps that killed him. They said they caught him taking soil samples on that property... after taking soil samples on surrounding properties. That would've shown the contamination was specific to that parcel of land, which shows a level of intent and therefore not an accidental occurrence."
"And that's why they swapped out his shoes after they murdered him." I said. "To make sure we didn't find contamination on his shoes. But they made the error of putting brand new shoes on him, and did not fool nearby four-year-olds. Isn't that right, Carole?" Everyone laughed, then applauded Carole, who beamed as she fist-bumped me.
"They bugged Vincent's clothes and press pass," I said, "and we found that and used it to our advantage. We laid a trap for them, and they walked right into it. I was not surprised they came to my boyhood home, thinking they'd find something the reporter had left. And I was even less surprised they brought the murder weapons with them."
"And much less surprised than they were," Teresa said, "when the lights came on and blinded them."
"For sure." I said. "And so it should be easy from there. I expect they'll be falling all over themselves to cop pleas and take deals from your D.A."
"Yes, they are." said Chief Hall. "They've even asked to talk to the D.A. before BigAgraFoods sends lawyers to, quote, 'help' them, unquote."
"Okay, so what was the reason for the trial run of the herbicide?" I said. "That... goes to my current Town & County. I warned my Police Force there to be on the alert for night-time fertilizing of farmland down there. Even sent the information from up here to get our guys warrants down there. And we caught them red-handed, dead-to-rights."
"And they thought they could get away with doing this while Commander Troy was up here." Teresa said.