After the emotional breakfast over my employment status, bodies got dressed and filtered out of the house. The twins said they had wrangled use of an aged but usable practice beam from the collection at their gym. They might be able to get a friend to deliver it today.
I put in an appearance at the lab, but there was nothing going on, and I was thinking maybe life had a better hand to deal me than being a earthquake geology research assistant. When I called, Maggie answered and said to come home immediately for lunch.
She closed the front door behind me and leapt into my arms aggressively. Her tongue attacked my lips and she wiggled provocatively. "Scott, I am having so much fun with you and the girls. My body is misbehaving terribly. Just being near you makes me wet and horny. Will you fix me up before lunch?"
As we moved up the stairs, she had me in complete liplock, shaking and moaning. My fingers clasped underneath her discovered bare fur. "Maggie, you total slut. What if the tenants found you going around without any panties?"
As I put her down in the bedroom, she whispered, "They suggested it. Told me I would get a lot more sex if you knew I was naked under my skirt." She dropped the skirt and pulled the tee shirt over her head. Very naked grandmother with fantastic body. Turning her head halfway to me with come hither look.
I couldn't take it. In a flash, she was across my knees. "No, no. Stop, that hurts."
She was still trying to say something when I buried myself and said, "Shut up and fuck."
After ten strokes, we were both panting and she gasped, "Scott, this is so nice. Please slow down."
I flipped us over and massaged the tender globes before moving to her stiff nipples. "Oh yes, more. I'm coming..."
For long minutes, we lay there, enjoying each other. She kept kissing me, and every time I drove my big shaft up into the dripping cunt, she had a little climax. Suddenly, Sharon was in the doorway. "I might have known. Somebody let rabbits loose in the house."
Maggie and I laughed and she slipped back, letting my cock pop up in the air. "Sharon dear, I invited him home for lunch. He needs counseling. You had better give him some TLC before we eat."
"I notice your rear is very pink, Maggie. Did you do something to provoke him? Should I be worried?"
She leaned to kiss me and got pulled down flat. "Maggie was very bad, but you must be punished too for telling her to go around without underwear." Quickly, her bare ass was across my thighs, with both hands raining down. She took it with a smile until I didn't stop with just ten. At twenty, I got a dirty look and a shouted, "Enough!" At thirty, she moaned and collapsed.
Maggie was looking unhappy, but I placed Sharon on her knees and drove hard into a dripping pussy. "Oh no, you can't!"
I whispered in her ear, "Sharon, don't give me this dom stuff. You are a born submissive, and want pain with your pleasure, don't you?"
Those were the magic words. Seconds later, she was howling her orgasm, and collapsing a second time. I covered her and applied a tender kiss to her closed eyes.
I sluiced in the shower and went to help with lunch. Maggie hip checked me and said, "You are truly bad. How did you know she needed that?"
A voice from across the room said, "When he talks marriage, all the secrets seem to ooze out of you. If it is the right guy, you end up inside each other, and not just the way you think. He has totally wrecked me for school."
Now both of them were hip to hip with me. "See here, Scott," Maggie hissed at me while yanking hard on my earlobe, "this woman is in love with you and I want the very best behavior. No excuses."
Sharon licked me and said, "Maggie, he has been very nice, except maybe for beating my ass too hard. But I think he suspected it would turn me on."
Maggie tried to give me an innocent look, but I reached out and pinched her impudent nipple.
"Sharon, Maggie has regressed and cannot be trusted."
She was about to respond when the door bell rang. Maggie gestured for me to answer it, even though I had just shorts on. She and Sharon looked around for shirts to cover themselves.
There was a tall, dark haired woman in the doorway. "Are you Scott Anderson?" I nodded, and she said, "I am Melody Jones, from the city department of Tenant Safety, and I'm here for your first annual inspection. You just registered last month, didn't you?"
"Yes, I did, but I don't remember much about inspections. Why don't you come in."
She smiled and gave a little laugh. "That is the reaction I get ninety percent of the time."
She followed me to the kitchen. Tallish, blond hair, tailored slacks and work sneakers. A jacket with photo badge attached to pocket. A cautious smile. I introduced Maggie and Sharon. Maggie said, "Please have a seat. We are just making sandwiches for lunch, will you join us?"
Melody looked at me and I mouthed, "Please." She sat on a stool and put down a leather folder thick with papers.
I said, "Melody is from the city and is here to inspect for tenant safety." Maggie and Sharon smiled, "Melody, he is big and tough. We couldn't have a safer house to live in."
Melody eyed my bulk appreciatively and said, "Yes, I can see that. Actually, I have a checklist to go over with him."
Sharon said, "Here, let me help. The two of you work on your sandwiches and I will read the questions."
She read out, "Section 1 - General Condition of Premises. Check for evidence of rodent and insect infestations, dangerous use of pesticides indoors, damp mold, termites, human waste, disintegration of furniture, illegal drugs and drug paraphernalia, et cetera."
I answered, "Wow, that is an ugly list. You find that in student rental premises?"
"Yeah. I even found a dead rat in a closet once. Pretty gross."
"I hope you get paid enough to do this."
"I'm trying to save for grad school. Your place is a palace compared to the average rental. Do you have an opening?"
I gulped and looked at Maggie, who stared back at me. Her look suggested we needed to check out Melody further. I said to Melody, "You better go through the rest of the check and ask that again."
She walked through the first floor and started up the stairs. "Sharon, read him the next section."
"Section 2 - Fire Safety Protection. Check for overcrowding, especially in bedrooms. Occupancy limits to be strictly enforced. All bedrooms and between floor stairs and hallways to have smoke and CO2 alarms. Bedrooms more than one floor above outside grade level must have fire escapes or ladders."
Melody was impressed by the work in progress to provide a tenant athletic facility in the front rooms. She thought the third floor bedroom was very nice. "This is incredibly romantic. There are even teddy bears." She looked at Sharon. "I broke up last week and had to cry myself to sleep with Teddy." Maggie and Sharon sat next to her on the bed and made comforting noises. My stomach was beginning to churn.
Melody took her clipboard from Sharon. "I am required to do some calculations about occupancy." She looked at them, "Is it ok if I ask him to do some measurements while we do the calculations up here? This is such a nice room with the sun coming in."
They looked at her and then at me. "Scott, there is a tape measure in the kitchen drawer."