This is an authorized spinoff story in the
Quaranteam
universe created by
CorruptingPower
. Special thanks to him for his permission and creative input. Thanks also to my editing team (and fellow spin-off authors)
OtterlyMindblowing
,
AgathonWrites
,
SilverRyden
, and
BreaktheBar
.
Chapter 1
June 11, 2020
With a heaving groan, Aaron hoisted yet another box of books out of the bed of the battered pickup truck. "How many books do these guys have?" he grumbled to himself, slinging the box up onto his broad shoulders. "Do you even know how to read?" he shouted at his brother, seeing Mike emerge from the house.
"Don't blame me, little bro," Mike joked, rubbing at the bushy brown beard that was already starting to drip sweat in the hot Kansas sun. "Most of these are Jenny's. She's got a ton of cookbooks, which I certainly don't regret," he said, patting his belly.
"You are looking a bit...round."
Mike ignored his brother's (somewhat) accurate jibe. He scooped up another box from the truck, still plenty strong, burgeoning pot belly and the gray creeping into his pandemic-induced shaggy brown hair notwithstanding. After taking two steps, however, the bottom dropped out of the hastily sealed box, spilling books everywhere.
Setting his box on the front step, Aaron returned and helped his brother gather up the scattered books. The first several he picked up were clearly torrid romance novels, complete with lurid covers. As his stack grew, however, his approval of Jenny's taste in books rose. He spotted several classic sci fi and fantasy books, and even some niche modern titles like "The Trouble with Were-Bears."
"Wow, I can't believe Mr. Football Star married such a nerd, I mean, someone with such refined taste in literature," he joked. "If this is the kind of stuff she's into, I bet she'll find some stuff on my shelves that she might be interested in."
Books gathered and box reassembled, the brothers lugged their loads into the chaos engulfing the spacious house. Tumbleweeds of packing materials and mounds of half-empty boxes clearly out of place in the lavishly appointed great room. Amidst the madness, Jenny stood glaring at the men, loose wisps of honey-blonde hair that escaped from her tight bun floating wildly about her face. "How long does it take to bring in a few boxes?" she demanded, gesturing wildly with a spatula.
"A
few
boxes?" exclaimed Mike. "Tell you what. Let's trade jobs. You can bring in the 'last
few
boxes' and we'll lounge around here in the air-conditioning and 'unpack,'" he sarcastically offered.
"Leave you two idiots in charge of unpacking?" She threw her hands up in disbelief, a manic energy radiating from her petite frame. "I've seen your idea of organizing and I'm not going to inflict that on this beautiful house." Rounding on Aaron, she pointed the spatula accusingly at him. "And I'm certainly not letting you make decisions. Not after seeing how your kitchen is laid out. Who puts spoons there? Who?" she demanded, breathing hard.
"Let's all take a deep breath and calm down," Aaron gently responded, placing his box next to the spiral staircase and stepping between the aggravated couple. "I know that isolating yourselves in that little apartment for three months has left you both a little...high strung. And I know that we're all worried about the pandemic. And I know that you're both anxious about our families, our friends, and even our coworkers. And we all know that moving sucks at the best of times..." He trailed off, frowning.
After several moments of silence, Jenny asked, "Were...were you going somewhere with all of that?"
"I...was," answered Aaron, shaking his head ruefully. "I was going to give you guys one of those classic rah-rah pump-up speeches, but it kind of just hit me again how shitty things are right now. For everybody." Shaking his head again, he tried in vain to pick up the thread of his nearly-inspirational speech. "Anyway...um...something-something kiss and make up. And whatnot. Yeah." Deflating somewhat, he trailed off again.
Somehow, his inspirational speech, or rather the comical farce it collapsed into, broke the tense stalemate. The married couple picked their way through the debris and embraced tightly. Aaron barely heard his brother mumble "Damnit JJ, I love you so damn much," before pulling her up for a brief kiss. The couple remained intertwined, reassuring each other of their love.