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Part 1 - Prologue
This chapter is dedicated to Chess Grandmasters David Bronstein and Leonid Stein.
"One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board
not looking at the city."
------ Benny Andersson and BjΓΆrn Ulvaeus (the male half of ABBA), and Sir Tim Rice, 'One Night In Bangkok', from the musical 'Chess'.
9:00am, Sunday, March 17th. St. Patrick's Day. I was wearing a green golf/polo shirt, khaki pants, and an orange t-shirt under the green shirt as I sat down at one of the tables in the Veasley Community Center. Young Timmy Austin was going to play chess against eight people simultaneously, and I was one of the eight minnows this young chess shark intended to consume. The other players were Sheriff Griswold, Fire Chief Emeritus Gillem, Chaplain Romano, Todd Burke, Barry Oliver, Professor Marvin Milton, and Lt. Myron Milton.
Attending and watching were Susie Haskins, Davie Marsdon, Frieda Franklin, TCPD Captain Teresa Croyle, Betsy Ross, and TCPD Commander Cindy Ross. Cindy was wearing a green collared shirt with the TCPD badge embroidered over the heart, khaki pants, and her Police gunbelt. Teresa was wearing a green dress (all-Catholic, wouldn't ya know). Lt. Mary Milton was there with her daughter Louise, and Betsy and Louise were having a baby-lovefest.
And of course, many of the 'Usual Suspects' that regularly came to the Veasley Community Center were also here. Old Mrs. Boddiker and Mrs. Williams made sure we all had coffee, water, or soft drinks. Timmy Austin's drink of choice was Cherry Coke Zero. There was twittering of parakeets, especially over the babies in the House.
"Why are you wearing green and orange today, Mr. Crowbar?" asked Timmy as we set up our boards. Everyone stopped to listen, I noticed.
"It's St. Patrick's Day." I said. "The Irish Flag has green, white, and orange stripes. Green is for the Catholics, and orange is for the Protestants."
"What is the white stripe for?" asked Timmy.
"To keep the Green and the Orange apart." I said, flat deadpan. "They used to fight wars all the time." That made Father Romano laugh heartily.
The tables were set up in a square, two players on each side. We began the simultaneous exhibition. Timmy first went around shaking everyone's hand. The rules were that as he came to each board, his opponent would move, then Timmy would make his move. We were not using chess clocks for these games. I'll comment on my own game, here:
Veasley Center Simul
White: Future Grandmaster Timmy Austin
Black: Your Iron Crowbar
Sicilian Defense, Alapin Variation
1. e4 c5 2. c3 Nc6 3. d4 cd4 4. cd4 d5
Not the most common order of moves for Black, and the computers say I'm already at a disadvantage.
5.ed Qxd5 6. Nf3 Bg4 7. Be2
Pinning the knight in hopes of winning the pawn, but Timmy broke the pin.
7...e5 8. Nc3 Bb4 9. 0-0 Qd7?
A mistake on Your Iron Crowbar's part. I had to take the Knight or play ...Qa5. Now I've lost a pawn to this 'young whippersnapper', as Sheriff Griswold would say.
10. de5 Qxd1 11. Rxd1 Nge7 12. Ne4 0-0 13. a3 Ba5 14. Nd6 Rab8
At this point I'm hoping to play ...Bxf3 and then ...Nxe5, as long as he doesn't play Bf4.
15.Bf4! Bc7 16. h3 Be6 17. b4 a6 18. Rac1 b5?
Dumb. Dumb Iron Crowbar. I just 'voluntarily' pinned my own piece.
19. Ng5 Bb3 20. Rd2 Rbd8 21. Bf3 Bxd6 22. ed6 Ng6 23. Rxc6 Nxf4 24. Rxa6
Oops, there goes another rubber tree pawn. I'm hurting now. At this point I looked around. Sheriff Griswold had resigned already, as had Todd. Chief Gillem was done, though playing on. Barry Oliver still had what looked like a game but I saw the insidious trap Timmy had laid for him. Father Romano was playing a Queen's Gambit Declined, a chess opening almost as old as the Catholic Church itself, and Father Romano was losing with the Black pieces.
That left me and the Mighty Miltons. Professor Marvin Milton was a strong player, and was defending the Ruy Lopez, another opening as old as chess itself. I don't know what Myron was playing, but it was a disaster... for Myron. I turned back to my own game.
24...f6 25. Ne4 Bd5 26. Nxf6+!
Gotta admit, this was a nice 'combination' by Timmy. I marveled at the efficiency with which young Mr. Austin brought matters to a successful conclusion. I'm the Iron Crowbar of crime solving; Timmy was being the Iron Crowbar of chess today.
26...Rxf6 27. Bxd5+ Kf8 28. Be4 g6
I noticed that I was the last player remaining. I'd seen the trap Barry Oliver fell into, but I hadn't seen what Timmy had sprung upon Professor Milton. After he resigned, I did the honorable thing:
28... g6 29. h4 1-0.
I turned my King over and congratulated Timmy. I then said "Hold up, Timmy." I reached down into my bag that was under my chair, which held my gunbelt (and service weapon), red crowbar, and an extra item for this occasion.