For the next two weeks, I was assigned clerical duties in an office building on the edge of a medium-sized city. I could see the urban landscape from my cubicle, but neither I nor the three other trainees with me (all male) were allowed anywhere near it.
The work was tedious at best, soul-crushing the rest of the time. On our breaks, we were encouraged to use the basement gym, where we could practice marksmanship with hand projectiles and bows. Two of my colleagues joined me fairly regularly. Other than that, we didn't speak all that much.
Every night, we were hooked up to sleepread headsets. More languages, more protocols, and a whole host of technical applications. We absorbed knowledge like sponges.
Why the written tests in our training camps, then? Why the classroom sessions?
You could learn all of the rules of a sport - say, tennis - in sleepread. You could also inculcate all of the best strategic advice. Would that make you a star tennis player?
You would have to practice - physically - over and over. Muscle memory could not be acquired through sleepread (not yet, anyway). The only way to get better was to play - though a coach, or trainer, who watched your every move could really help.
I could now understand eight languages (on top of my mother tongue and the one I'd been educated in). Was I fluent in all those languages? Not hardly. A Colombian would know that I'd learned Castilian Spanish. A native of Aix-en-Provence would never mistake my French for their own.
I'm not trying to say that I was beginning to
like
our training; let's say that I understood
some
of the reasoning behind it. And my appreciation was probably heightened because I'd met Silent Girl, Destiny, Becca, and Erika.
After a week of clerical work, the four of us were given a night off, and let loose to blow off steam. For two of the men, that meant getting wasted. The third was more obvious about his intentions.
- "Fuck it ... I gotta get some. I haven't gotten laid since training started."
- "Uh ... good luck with that." I said. What I meant was 'Thanks for the warning'. His desperation was a little too obvious.
We had a shuttle driver assigned to us. He drove us to an intersection that featured a suburban nightclub with loud music, a low-brow tavern with cheap beer, a fairly clean brothel, and a cafe that served exotic coffees and teas, plus a selection of mild narcotics.
- "Be back here at 2:00." said our driver. "If ye're late, I leave without ya."
Desperate Don wanted to try out the nightclub with me, first. He should have gone straight to the brothel. I was prepared to be patient, so I got a drink and found a good vantage point.
I zeroed on a quartet of girls dancing together. Three of them were doable. The obvious leader was the prettiest, but she would play hard to get, to impress her friends. The second was pretty enough, but she was a terrible dancer.
The third girl was dark-haired, and not especially attractive. She was cute, at best, flat-chested, and her hips were almost negligible. But as I watched her dance, a smile broke out on my face. She could really move. She had a fabulous sense of rhythm, and her gorgeous little tush was monopolizing my attention.
I ignored the others, and concentrated on her. She looked up, and saw me watching her. I smiled. The second time she looked up, I toasted her with my drink. From then on, she danced her ass off - for me. She wanted to put on a show for her appreciative audience of one.
Desperate Don hit on half of the women in the club. He even tried two of my little dancing queen's more attractive friends. He finally returned to me.
- "Fuck this!" he shouted, in my ear. "Let's go across the street!"
- "You go ahead." I told him. I'd paid for sex twice before (well, with Cadet Fournier's money); the results were disappointing both times. Even if I got nowhere - which I didn't anticipate - I'd rather not waste my money.
Little tushy noticed immediately that I was still there. She started dancing - really dancing - for me. It was an excellent show. I didn't know for certain if there was going to be an after-party, but she did a wonderful job.
I ventured down onto the dance floor. I leaned down to shout in her ear.
- "You must be thirsty! Can I get you a drink?"
- "Dance with me, first!" she shouted back.
I did. Now, dancing isn't one of my skills. However, I can do a reasonable job of weaving in place and looking good. Tushy's more attractive friends were impressed enough that they started gravitating into my orbit, but I ignored them, concentrating on my little dancer.
She lapped that up. The tall, handsome stranger - best looking guy in the club - was paying attention to
her
(modesty is
not
one of my failings - there wasn't a guy in the place better than me). Her dancing now devolved into rubbing herself against me, semi-humping my leg, and then grinding her delectable little ass on my other leg (she wasn't tall enough to reach my groin - her intended target).
I steered her to the bar (she couldn't help grinning back at her friends) and bought us both a drink. The height disparity between us was too great. I sat down on one of the high stools, and picked her up, lifting her and settling her down on my lap.
- "You're a fabulous dancer." I told her. "Semi-pro?"
- "N-no." She was squirming on my lap, just a tad too proper to go ahead and set her ass down right on top of my erection. "I just like to dance."
- "I couldn't take my eyes off you."
- "I haven't seen you here before. Are you new in town?"
- "I'm an assassin. I'm here on a job."
She heard at least half of that, and looked up at me, alarmed. For another second or two, she wasn't sure, but then she decided that I was joking. I took advantage of her indecision to kiss her.
She whimpered a little, but accepted my tongue in her mouth. Hey - I might as well find out right away if this was going anywhere. I was on the clock, so to speak.
Tushy squirmed a little more. She was definitely into it. This was her chance to show her stuck-up friends that
she
had ended up with the hot guy.
- "Let's go some where quieter." I suggested.
She dragged me out of the club, and grabbed the first cab in line. Our shuttle driver was watching me.
- "Two o'clock, Thorn!" he called out.
- "Is that you?" said Tushy. "You're
Thorn
?" She was positively creaming her pants.