I had just moved into my house a few weeks before. The house remodeling took more time and money than expected. It was in an older neighborhood that 50 years ago had been the new, upcoming, fancy la-tee-da development. Today it had charm, mature trees, flat perfectly sized yards, and a great mix of neighbors. I bought it because in the back yard was a large garage I could turn into a photo studio. I was glad to be moving into a neighborhood that was not abandoned during the day when everyone was off to work.
I was getting to know my neighbors better. Bill and Vi, retired teachers who traveled a lot, lived to the one side of me. Cindy, a nursing supervisor for a home health concern and her salesman husband Ed lived on the other. Cindy was petite and wispy, with a quiet demeanor and a markedly feminine style of dress. Ed was Ed, Square jawed, curly salt and pepper hair, deep-voiced. I was convinced he could sell ice to Eskimos. But most of the time he just tried to sell me on his ultra-conservative Christian world view. Ed was home often during the day, Cindy not so much.
I was puttering around the yard trying to decide what to plant where while waiting for my favorite person the UPS guy. Ed was home along with their Monday cleaning lady which was not unusual when Cindy drove into the driveway. She waved at me as she entered the house. Not more than 2 minutes later I heard her screaming as she left the house slamming the door as hard as her little self could. Calm, quiet, mild-mannered Cindy pulled a fast U-turn in her car, ran over the curb at my house, leaving a deep tire track in my yard, and sped thru the stop sign without so much as a flicker of brake lights. Ten minutes later both Ed and the cleaning lady left. No one came home that night.
When I woke up that Saturday Cindy's house was a beehive of activity. Cars everywhere, people coming and going, and teenage boys carrying stuff to the garage. Finally, I spotted Cindy, looked at her inquisitively holding my arms out palms up in the universal symbol of what's going on. She walked over to me slowly and standing close to me she said "that bastard was fa... fa... doing the cleaning lady." Leslie Lepidus could say fuck, Cindy could not. I was surprised she got bastard out.