Benjamin drove a rented car to the suburban address that Francis had given her. Kahnawake, Quebec was on the south side of the St. Lawrence River. Row upon row of posh houses with grand lawns created a bucolic setting.
This town reminds me of Stepford, Connecticut. I wonder who does the programming here.
Benjamin parked on the street in front of the address. A woman was weeding in the garden next door. Benjamin stood by the car watching.
A portly man emerged from the house that the garden belonged to. "Wanda, get out of my garden."
The woman held her ground. "I'm here on official government business."
"You have no business uprooting my flowers."
"These aren't flowers, Eric. They're weeds, and they are invasive species. As a member of the Environmental Commission, it is my duty to maintain the delicate ecological balance in this community."
"Hogwash. You just have a chip on your shoulder because of the sculptures I had up last year. I can't believe you brought me to court to have them taken down."
"They did not match the character of the neighborhood. They were hideous."
"Funny, the complaint you filed only mentioned that sculptures were 3 cm too tall. Don't worry, Wanda. I'm used to it. Your not the first woman to complain that I have too many centimeters."
"That's harassment," Wanda accused.
Eric rested his hand on his beer belly and shook it. "What? Because I mention that women complain about my gut. You're the pervert who keeps imagining other meanings."
"I know the law."
"And you're skilled at twisting it to your advantage."
"If you don't like the laws here, go back to Michigan," Wanda suggested.
"If you don't like the immigrants here, go back to Africa."
"My family is French," Wanda corrected.
"Trace you family history long enough, and we're all African."
Wanda responded with venom in her voice. "My family is not African."
Benjamin jumped in the fray. "Excuse me, madam. I seem to be a bit lost. Is this Nairobi?"
Wanda spun around to see Benjamin. She stammered a response, "I ... I ... Sor ... I'm sorry. I didn't know your were there."
"Obviously," Benjamin replied. Wanda retreated to her hybrid van. Benjamin approached Eric and waved. "My name's Benjamin."