Author's Note:
A modern affection some people have adopted in everyday conversations is to use "air quotes" rather than saying "and I quote". This is typically done with both hands held shoulder-width apart and at the eye or shoulders level of the speaker, with the index and middle fingers on each hand flexing at the beginning and end of the phrase being quoted. Most of the time the quote is confined to just one word or a couple of words. Since some of the characters in this chapter and subsequent chapters are in the habit of employing such a singular trait, to alert the reader when such affectation is being utilized, I've placed single quotation marks around the word or words quoted followed by an asterisk and then in parenthesis an asterisk and the words air quote. Example: 'quote word or words'* (* air quotes).
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The next time Diana and Makayla met for lunch, they naturally rehashed their adventures after they had separated from each other at the singles bar. Makayla was the first to regale Diana of her experience, saying, "I don't know if before they reached our table, the guys had agreed between themselves which of us each wanted to hit on. In any case, I was pleased with Vince as my chosen. He sure was fucking hot!"
Diana replied, "I guess he was if you say so. As for me, I had no complaints with Otis as my designated escort that night."
"Oh lordy, how you talk! But I guess that's why I love you so. Anyway, Vince and I hit it off right away. Then when we danced close together, I deliberately pressed my thigh against his groin. I was delighted to discover that his male package was impressive; certainly, the ticket to cure my fucking disappointment of not having a date with Keshaun that night. I whispered into his ear, 'You seem to be very happy to see me.'
"He replied, 'I think I'd be happier to see more of you.' I answered, 'How can I fulfill your wish?' He smiled and said, 'Well, we could go to my place. It's a basement apartment, not too far from here.'
So I asked, "Do we have to walk, or do you have wheels?"
And he said, "I've got a car."
I said, "Good, then I trust you won't mind driving me home afterwards."
"Happily, he replied, "No problem."
"So, as you know, I got my coat and purse, and off I was on to his place."
Diana observed, "You seemed to have been seduced rather quickly."
"Damn straight. I haven't been fucked for more than two weeks! Keshaun has been tied up with fucking football practice, and Tyrone and Homer seemed to have gone missing for the past month. So, yes, I was tremendously horny, and I was getting grumpy to boot."
Diana laughed as she longed to say that aside from the blow job with Otis, she had not been fucked for the past nineteen years. Of course, most of those years she was a child, but that did not alter the fact that she was still a virgin. She merely reacted, "You grumpy? Surely you jest. You're the person with the sunniest disposition I've ever met."
"I hide my emotions well except when I'm having mind-blowing sex. When I got to his place, I was on fire. I could feel my panties were very wet to the point of discomfort. As soon as he closed the door, I was on him, forcing a fucking hot kiss. Luckily I'm tall enough to be able to take him by surprise. He was not ready, but he soon got the idea and was returning kisses as good as he got. As the smooching continued hot and heavy, we lost our balance and crashed to the floor.
"But rather than losing my momentum and concentration, I only became more inflamed. We had rolled to the point that he was lying on his back, and I was at an angle on top of him. This allowed me to get a hold of his crotch, and I wasted no time in getting his pecker out of his pants. I was still kissing him hot and heavy, but I was also giving him a handjob.
"Of course the handjob only gives you just so much in thrills, nothing like an honest to goodness fucking blow job. So I soon put his cock into my mouth, and it was yummy! He sure had a big one! I got almost all of it in, but I couldn't do a full deep throat! He was that big."
Diana interjected, "Yes, that was my problem with Otis as well. I tried my best, but I couldn't swallow the last little bit. But what I could get in was sure heavenly. Your black brothers sure are well hung!"
Makayla continued, "Amen to that, my little white sister."
"Hey, I'm not little. I'm a big girl. Just as tall as you."
"Relax lab partner! That's just an expression of endearment not to be taken literally, just like you're not my actual sister. Anyway, to get back to my story, as I was blowing Vince, I reached under my skirt to grab hold of my panties and pull them off.
They were drenched! So soaking wet, they had really become totally uncomfortable to continue wearing. Once I got them to my feet, I was able to kick them away. I decided then and there that I was not going to bring them home with me. I figured Vince could keep them as a souvenir. Besides, if he's into panty sniffing, he should be ecstatic as I'm sure those panties were exuding a potent aroma."
Diana had to laugh at Makayla's jocularity. She marveled at how self-assured she was when making love, a trait she surely wished to emulate.
She decided to throw in her own preposterous comment. "I guess panty sniffing must be a fetish that would only appeal to heterosexual males. I can't imagine lesbians indulging in it since they might mistake their panties with their partner's and thereby be deprived of the inherent erotic thrill."
Makayla laughed at Diana's quip and replied, "Yes but, I think panty sniffing one's own panties can be used as an aid for masturbation. I recall doing it once or twice myself. Anyway, once I was freed from my panties, I opted to switch from my blow job to a regular fuck. Normally when I start an intense hot blow job, I like to see it to the end and taste the salty semen. However, on this occasion, my twat was demanding, and consequently, I got on to my feet to squat over his penis. Facing him, and lifting my skirt, I directed his cock into my very wet pussy. I then leaned forward into him, and, kissing his lips, I started bouncing away, fucking him to my oblivion.
"Since I was so wired, it didn't take too long for me to climax. Luckily Vince came almost simultaneously to complete a nice ice breaker for the evening."
Diana couldn't help but guffaw, 'Ice breaker?' "Is that what we are to call a quickie?"
"Why, yes, I think that is the proper term. I was so aroused that I needed the immediate release of a brief, frantic rutting to assuage my sexual tension. I did relax and felt a helluva lot better. I was now more prepared to do some serious fucking in style. We both got naked, and once settled in his bed, we fucked three more times before falling asleep. In the morning we had a morning fuck before he drove me home."
"So you had a good time. Will you see him again?"
"Oh yes, it was fine; a good substitution for Keshaun. We exchanged phone numbers, so I'll probably see him again."
"What does he do, and what is his name?"
"His name is Vincent Johnson, and he is a high school teacher, teaching chemistry. I think he'll be a valuable addition to my stable of fuck buddies. Anyway, enough about me. Let's hear the outcome of your night after I left."
Diana recounted her unfortunate experience with Otis Rainey.
She concluded by saying, "I can understand this Crystal woman being angry with me, but she should have let me get dressed. I'm sure I was turning blue from the truly chilly night while I was waiting to get my clothes. As it was, she didn't toss out my undergarments. I can spare my bra and panties, but those were good shoes, I'm going to go there tomorrow to demand my shoes back."
Makayla commiserated with Diana, "As you say, the bitch had no right to deprive you of your clothes. Her beef was with Otis, her apparent live-in boyfriend. You're blameless as he never let on that he was living with a woman. Still, while you were in the apartment, shouldn't you have noticed the presence of a woman possibly residing there?"
Diana replied, "No doubt had I stayed in the apartment longer; especially if I had to use the bathroom, or if we had ended up in the bedroom, I surely would have become aware and questioned him about an apparent girlfriend. But as it was, I never ventured beyond the sofa and was solely concentrating on our forthcoming fucking."
Seizing upon the last word, Makayla lamented, "I understand your situation at the time. It's too bad the bitch unexpectedly arrived at the time she did, subjecting you to the pain of coitus-interruptus."
Diana laughed somewhat bitterly and corrected, "Strictly speaking, I did not suffer from coitus interruptus. That implies a penis penetrating the vagina and then withdrawing before the ultimate climax. In my case, I didn't get Otis' cock into my snatch. If anything, you could say I'm a victim of coitus never ruptus."
Makayla laughed again, bemused by Diana's wit. She then gave a hint for a new adventure, "Too bad your night turned sour at the end so that you did not acquire a new fuck buddy. At least you got a blow job out of it. But don't despair; I think I might have something in the works that will be truly sexually awesome."