This is the fifth chapter in a series of postings about a young woman, Melissa, who returns from college with her new boyfriend, Jamie, for a visit to her home, a ranch in a remote corner of Southeastern Oregon, and discovers that her parents, Lisa and Luke, have drastically changed their sex lives. This chapter opens immediately following an unplanned naked mud fight among the four. It will work better if you have read the prior Chapters.
Once Luke had hosed the mud off everyone the two naked couples walked in silence back up to the house. All four were thinking about the mud fight and whose body parts they had each grabbed and just how inappropriate their conduct might have been. The answer in most cases was very inappropriate. Jamie was sure he had grabbed Lisa's boob at one point, and instead of releasing it when he realized it wasn't Melissa's, he continued to massage it with the handful of the slimy mud he had slathered on it, which meant he was fondling his roommate's mother's boob. Not good. Luke had no idea whose ass he had been massaging, but he was pretty sure it wasn't Lisa's, which meant . . . yeah, he had been fondling his daughter's ass. Not good. Melissa was virtually certain that the cock she had grabbed and slowly stroked with the slippery mud was not Jamie's so . . . yeah, she had been stroking her father's cock with a hand full of slimy mud. Not good. And Lisa . . . well, Lisa hadn't paid any attention to whose cocks she had been stroking in their mud fight (there were definitely two different ones), and she wasn't particularly worried about it, but she was pretty sure the big soft mud covered boob she had been fondling wasn't one of hers, so it had to be her daughter's. Also not good.
When they got to the porch, Luke spoke up. "Listen up everyone. That was a lot of fun, but there may have been some, how shall I say 'inappropriate ass grabbing,' that we wouldn't want to advertise to anyone. But as the Rev always says when he comes to visit, what happens on the Ranch stays on the Ranch, so lets all go finish cleaning up, have dinner, and not be worrying about it." Everyone nodded, relieved to given an out from their misconduct.
At dinner that night, both Lisa and Melissa were wearing their extra short cut-off jeans. Melissa had cut another inch off hers, not wanting to be upstaged by her mother. Now neither pair did an adequate job of covering the owner's butt cheeks. Neither of the men complained. Mother and daughter both had crop top T-shirts on, but there was no sign of a bra being worn by either. Just to up the ante, they had stood in the kitchen giggling as they took turns with a pair of kitchen shears trimming additional length of the bottom of each other's shirts, until neither shirt fully covered the bottom of their boobs. Jamie and Luke noticed their partners scanty dress but refrained from commenting. Dinner was at first subdued, with everyone wondering where things might go later this evening or tomorrow when energies were restored.
Just as dinner was ending, Luke received an e-mail from their son Sam. He looked up and said, "Sam and Gina will be here tomorrow morning."
"Oh that's a nice surprise," Lisa said. "I didn't think he was going to have time to get up here while Melissa and Jamie were here. And Gina too. That's great. Are they bringing the twins (Gina and Sam had twin four year olds)."
"No. Sam wants to have a look at the work I want him to do on our diversion structure and Gina, well I guess she just wants a day away from the kids. They have her Mom to look after them."
Lisa and Luke exchanged a silent look that said, "And maybe Gina just wants to get laid by someone other than Sam and Sam wants to watch."
"What's a 'diversion structure'?" Jamie asked, unaware of any ulterior motives Sam and Gina might have for a visit to the ranch.
"Oh," Luke said. "A mile or so up the hill from the end of or pasture, Antelope Creek veers off to the east, towards where it joins the Owyhee. We have a little check dam above there that backs up enough water so we can divert our share of the stream into a ditch that runs down to the pond we have just above the pasture. Then we draw down on that pond all summer to irrigate the pasture. We're not raising cows up here right now, but we will cut a little hay a couple of times this summer that we will haul down to Vale or over to French Glen. It's important that we keep using that water to irrigate. We need to do that to protect the water right. It's one of the oldest ones on the drainage. Even if we wanted to abandon this place completely, we could sell those rights to down-stream users. Probably the most valuable asset we have up here. But if we don't keep using them, they go away."
"But you don't want to abandon this place, do you?" Melissa asked in concern. No one reacts well to the idea of their childhood home being abandoned.
"No, of course not," responded Lisa. "We have way too much fun up here."
Luke snickered, and everyone looked at him. "What your mother means is that we have way too much sex up here to abandon this place."
"And who is 'we'?" Melissa asked. She knew before she asked that the answer involved more than just Lisa and Luke.
Lisa laughed. "Lots of people. We have a group of friends who like to come up here and visit with us and, . . . well, take advantage of the fact that there is no one else around."
"You mean walk around naked?" Jamie asked.
Luke smiled, "Well, that's generally how it starts. It usually goes a bit further than just walking around naked."
"I see," responded Melissa. "So have you ever had an orgy up here?"
Luke laughed in response, "That depends on your definition of orgy."
Lisa snickered, "I'm hard pressed to think of a definition of orgy that wouldn't include that time the Rev and about twenty of his friends were screwing their brains out on the front lawn."
Finally Melissa was shocked. "You mean there were twenty naked people having sex on our front lawn?"
Luke looked at Lisa. "Yup, I think that's about right," he said. "Well, some of them might not have been completely naked, but they were all naked enough to be thoroughly enjoying themselves, if you know what I mean. And there were at least twenty that time don't you think Babe?"
Lisa chuckled. "For sure. It was quite a party. And everyone wound up naked by the time the day was out. We still have a box of unclaimed clothing out in the barn.
