The org rep came back into the room simply grabbed the trashcan and left again. I truly appreciated those few minutes to compose myself and when the woman returned to the room I was sitting in the chair in front of the desk. My lovely companion spoke with the rep for a few seconds by the door before waving at me and leaving me to finalize the paperwork.
"Before we start would you like another drink?" she wasn't the overly cheerful woman who'd greeted me when I exited the elevator. I don't know what had caused the change but I was happy that she seemed less like a used car salesman. Well not used I guess. More a luxury sports car salesman. It was refreshing either way. I recognized that I was still a little shocky, that my mental ramblings were my way of coping and processing, but all things considered being distracted by silly thoughts was the least of my problems.
"Yes do you have any chamomile tea? Three sugars and some milk if you do." I was showing that I trusted them not to drug me or take advantage of me in some other way even if only I knew it.
"Can do, it'll be a minute, while we wait would you like to get started?"
"Sure."
"Ok then. Would you like to make decisions for the household as a whole or by the individual?" I assumed she meant questions about sterilization and other infringements of body autonomy.
"Household please," my lovely female product came in with my tea on a tray which she put on the desk in front of me before leaving silently with a small smile.
"Great. Firstly would you like anyone sterilized?" I shook my head no immediately, "Do you have any specific hairstyles you 'd like them to have?" no "Should we give the men more traditional haircuts?" she mimed short and that was an emphatic no "Would you like to have the hair below the neck lasered from them, just the bikini area or natural?" this was actually tricky because I would love to be permanently clean and smooth from the neck down but I didn't want to decide against someone's wishes.
"Have any of them expressed any preferences?"
"Well, of course, they wish only to be pleasing to your touch but I don't believe any of your choices have much in the way of natural body hair."
"Well then lets leave it for now, that's a procedure we can get elsewhere at a later time if it's desired."
"Great, I'll include some recommendations for spas in your area in with your packet. Speaking of paperwork have you chosen names yet? It really will make completing the rest much easier."
"I don't feel comfortable changing their names, whatever they are now is fine."
"They don't have names, products only have numbers until they're purchased." Ok then that was an issue to unpack later. Who doesn't name children?
"Oh, well can you tell me a little of their ethnic backgrounds to help me narrow it down some?"
"Of course the twins were found left on a beach of an island in the South Pacific they have the genetic markers for ancestry from India, Greece, Spain and Portugal." I felt a little queasy imagining someone who would leave newborns to die in the elements.
"Lets call the one who was standing Surya after one of the Hindu gods of the sun and the other Soma for the god of the moon. Those are also the Sanskrit words for sun and moon as well so I think it works. And what about my fellow with the auburn hair?" she seemed happy but surprised at how quickly I'd answered her.
"He was born in a refugee camp to an Egyptian mother and a half Korean, half Irish father," she smiled at me and kept typing on her tablet.
"Oh I have the perfect name for him, Ash after the Egyptian god of the oasis and the Ash tree is sacred in Celtic mythology."
"And lastly she, your only she, was found in a Nigerian orphanage and unfortunately we can only surmise that she comes somewhere from the Congo region."
"Hmmm well how does Nichelle sound, it means victorious maiden?" I think they speak french in the Congo so the french sounding name was reasonably culturally appropriate.
"I think it fits her well. Wow. So now that they have first names would you like us to generate the rest or did you have some preferences?"
"Umm no I guess not except for one, can Ash's last name be Todd?" She looked puzzled but nodded her head before somehow increasing the speed of her typing.
"So would you like the maximum credentials that they've all tested for, that would be one MBA, one PhD, one MD, one MFA, and one law degree with an active license to practice?" Holy shit. And the oldest of them was only 24. I'm still working on my first doctorate and I thought I was hot shit at 25.
"Do you think that people would find it odd that such overqualified people had taken on full time staff positions for me?" I was thinking specifically of my family though it was a valid concern for others as well. I needed their entrance into my life to be as seamless as possible.
"Hmmm, well there's nothing to say they all have to be staff. If 'people' ask, why not simply say that they are all past acquaintances. That the twins are starting a security firm and you are their first client, that Nichelle is your friend who happens to be a councilor, and that Ash is a romantic interest you met in your studies. The organization can help make those stories as true as need be. That way you can make the most of their training," She smiled at my nod and never ceased the constant flow of information she was typing into her pad.
The rest of the questions and paperwork flowed like that. Did I want them to be American citizens? Where did we meet? Did I have preference as far as past job history is concerned? Am I planning on allowing them to work outside the home? Should they be delivered to my home in their shorts or should they be clothed? Would I like to outfit the security via the organization? Would I like to purchase a wardrobe of clothing through the organization? Would I like to move a significant sum of money into the organizations "bank" to draw from so as not to cause any additional hiccups to my finances?
Hiccup. That was her word for the astronomical amount of money they were pulling from my accounts to deposit into a bank that the organization controlled. Into several separate accounts actually, along with business accounts and real deposits to the fake companies of both the twins and Nichelle. Though I guess they weren't really going to be fake after the paperwork went through. Like if a hiccup could cause a volcanic eruption that's the kind of hiccup we're talking about.
Despite my sticker shock this didn't make much of a dent in my inheritance and I would have spent the total seven figure amount four times over for this feeling of security and hope I had now. I signed my name so much my hand cramped and gave myself a headache trying to skim the legalese but then, like that, it was finished. I was holding a sealed manilla folder with passports, drivers licenses, birth certificates, licenses to carry, permits for any guns and social security cards along with a special translucent blue credit card that linked to my organization bank accounts. Apparently in a few days business licenses, large decorative diplomas and family photos would arrive with the rest of the clothes, shoes and "mementos from their previous lives". Now I just had to pick which SUV I wanted as "gift" from the organization for doing the full package on four premium products. Of course after two hours of decisiveness my brain couldn't choose one more thing. I was caught between a sporty Lamborghini, a stately looking Bentley or an environmentally conscious Tesla. All shown in a custom silvery blue color that was a silent nod to my blue diamond status.