Welcome back gentle reader
And I truly mean that whole heartedly, after a long delay, welcome back for book two. Jebidiah's stories are really just retelling of a long running D&D campaign as best I can recall with some spice mixed in. Book 1 was meant to set the stage for the current state of the kingdom and world that the game campaign was set in. This book includes the first adventure of the actual campaign, meant for level 1 and 2 characters fresh from the Academy. In the campaign they were still students on their final block and did not have an entire company set out with them, the adventure being recalled here was their third excursion on Academy business. I moved the story ahead some, establishing House Valor beforehand to make book one a better read.
While it may not be necessary to re-read or even do a first reading through book 1, it will help immensely to understand what led to the activities in this book. I strongly encourage new readers to check out that series first (sorry, kind of not sorry, for all the math at the beginning. It gets better, I promise, you can see the rise in ratings as the series goes on.) As is traditional, there will be lots of recapping in this first chapter as a reminder for returning readers or abbreviated introduction to the new. For those new to my works I will also add the warning that while there are explicit erotic scenes throughout, I do not write for titillation or gratuitous sex scenes and there may be chapters devoid of sex entirely if the story does not call for it.
My hiatus was longer than intended, the last year has been incredibly busy on the farm and time has turned into a precious commodity, until suddenly... BAM. It is winter and ice and snow is on the ground. I should be a bit more stable timewise during the winter down time and plan to hopefully crank out all of book two before taking another break. I also ran into an issue with a couple prospective editors so I am back to self-editing for the time being.
One last standard disclaimer for the new readers, multiply ages by roughly two to get equivalent Earth ages. Everyone is a consenting adult.
-- Somewhen, Somewhere --
Magard, Dark Queen of the Dead, Mistress of Demons, and countless other titles bestowed upon her by mortals, sat in a vast inky darkness of her own making, contemplating her next move. When forced to interact with the others -- especially her thrice-damned 'partner' and polar opposite, Avellar -- she endured the ubiquitous grays and lights that permeated their demesne. There was no need for the light; it was merely an archaic remnant of their time on the material plane. Eyes were outdated and clichΓ©, and she hated them more than anything else. The universe deserved to be cloaked in darkness.
She needed to speak with Avellar about the current state of the game and the looming danger to their player but found herself procrastinating once again. She was fully aware of her shortcomings, but it took every fiber of her being to restrain herself from permanently silencing the foolish woman whenever they met. The Power would not look kindly on such an endeavor. The last time Magard gave into her frustration, she discovered it was still possible to feel pain.
Six of the twenty had combined forces on this fourth occurrence of the great game. Three champions were now bonded together in a union that was too strong to ignore. It was a bold move, to be sure, and Magard was both surprised and understanding of why it had not happened before. The Divine did not play well with each other -- ever. Even the Light played their power games with one another. Of more immediate concern to her was just where this triumvirate of players were inevitably going to end up. Should she pull her player back? Were the rewards worth the risk of pitting her player against their three so early in the game? What resources could she muster to lend support?
The thoughts weighed heavily on her mind, but even with the urgency they demanded, the other issue she was procrastinating on kept invading her thoughts. Why did the orc, Lashan, want to speak with her?
-- Chapter 1: South of Evergrow Woods --
-- Fourth Tenday of Juntaen 813 AGR --
Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Asimov
Jebidiah Tonstar Valor woke slowly, his cobweb-addled brain fighting tooth and claw to fall back into the depths of sleep. With a final groan and great mental effort, he lifted himself off the sleeping mat in a series of convoluted motions to not disturb his wife, Dana Valor Tonstar, who was slumbering naked beside him. The sight of her lanky well-muscled form laid out in all her glory, her upper body framed by her vibrant red hair, made him question the sanity of leaving the tent. For the millionth time he thanked the Divine for arranging for him to be within proximity to her let alone married and bonded. With a final snort of disgust at his actions, he stepped out of the tent into the already warming morning, giving in to the urging of his bladder.
After relieving himself, he took notice of Corporals Hiro Yantzee and Michelle Simmons arranging their morning meal and joined them for a mug of coffee. Coffee was rare and considered an extravagance throughout the kingdom because of the difficulty of growing and cultivating it. It was in the second tenday of exploring their new lands that a scout found and returned with a large quantity of wild coffee berries. They were quickly canned and the pits roasted and ground. Joy, of course, was ecstatic at the discovery since it meant an immediate income stream for their newly founded House Valor. Of all his wives, Joy was the only mundane, a Talentless Artificer devoid of magical ability, which ordinarily would mean a supporting, secondary role for her. As the kingdom was finding out, House Valor was anything but 'ordinary'. Joy was considered a 'First Wife' in the family, instead of the customary 'Second Wife' or, more derisively, 'lesser' wife. She was integral to the inner workings of the House, managing its finances and always included in the wifely discussions and decisions. It was just one of the myriad ways that House Valor flouted custom and social norms.
His House's uniqueness extended well past Joy. Jebidiah was openly favored by a few of the Divine, the twenty gods that ruled over their world, as were two of his wives. Well, calling Kelek a wife might be stretching the term. Kelek was of the lizardfolk, and no other lizardfolk were on record as being bonded. Just another in a long list of 'firsts' for House Valor. Shirley, another of his wives, was a Tiefling, and while there were records of other Tieflings bonding, those instances counted just four others in the eight centuries the chronicles covered.
Adding to the oddities of his wives, his family had another male, Stern, in the mix. They were still trying to settle on a label for him. Brother Husband? No family had ever bonded two husbands. Ever. There simply were not enough Talented males to go around to justify it. It was yet another 'first'. The gender ratio among human civilization--one male to every four females--and the ratio of magical versus mundane humans were set in stone, immutable laws of nature. Males, rare and seen as precious, were treated as a fragile and precious resource, which gave them substantially less social standing than most women. This dynamic led to predominately matriarchal societies among the known civilizations.