Erotic Adventures of Sexy British Super-Spy Jane Bond
The judge couldn't contain herself any longer. As she watched Brad and Wendy fucking like crazed, horny animals on the prosecutor's table top, Judge McCracken raised the hem of her judicial robe, answering the age-old question about what judges wear underneath. At least in her case, the answer was "nothing." Nothing but the thick bush of silver-gray hair above her excited, aging pussy. Her pussy was enlarged and sloppily sagging from the combination of advancing age and having borne three children, so that it took three of her fingers to completely fill her pussy, as the judge began eagerly probing the depths of her own feminine cavern.
"No! NNNNOOOO!" Wendy cried. "Oh, please! Oh, PPPLLLEEEASSSE! Don't make me CCCCUUUMMM! I want the judge to SEE me come! Oh, PLEASE, pull out of me! Pull out of me, right--UUUHH! UUUHH!--right--NOW!"
Brad pulled himself out of Wendy very swiftly, just in time for Wendy's thick, juicy cream to slowly ooze out of her wide-open pussy lips, and dribble down past her thighs, onto the table top, Judge McCracken leaned forward, so that she could get a closer look at Wendy's non-stop flow of passion, now slipping out of Wendy's gash with about the same consistency, and at about the same extremely-slow pace, as a Hawaiian lava flow that is starting to cool off.
Turning her head and noticing the crystal-clear pre-come starting to dribble out of the tip of Brad's very-rigid cock, the judge backed away now to let Brad and Wendy continue their passionate demonstration. With one quick, mighty thrust, Brad plunged his manhood all the way back into Wendy again, and with a loud, deeply-masculine roar, he emptied the contents of his balls all the way up his long, thick, wildly-pulsating shaft, and out into the mysterious depths of Wendy's tightly-clutching womanhood.
With a deafening, high-pitched scream of "YYYEEESSS!" Wendy let loose her third orgasm. Brad pulled out of Wendy once more, and the judge leaned in close again, to observe the mixture of Brad's and Wendy's come sliding down along Wendy's smooth, creamy-white thighs. All this while, the judge still had three fingers jammed deeply into her grey- haired pussy.
Now it was Jane Bond who couldn't control herself. Arising from her seat, she walked over to Wendy's wide-spread thighs, and began hungrily licking the thoroughly-blended goo from her husband and her lover, off of Wendy's silky thighs. Jane then moved upward, to lick and suck Wendy's come and Brad's spunk directly out of the depths of Wendy's pussy. Wendy arched her back, thrusting her pussy hard against Jane's face. Then with a loud, high-pitched, very feminine and extremely sexy cry of "Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh!", Wendy came for a fourth time, smearing her prodigious volume of hot, sweet, sticky pussy nectar, all over Jane's lips, tongue, and nose.
Removing her fingers from her depths, and regaining her breath and her composure, Judge McCracken pulled her robe back down and declared, "It is the finding of this court, that Wendy Warmcox is, indeed, a nymphomaniac slut, as she herself proudly admits, and that her husband tragically, CRIMINALLY neglected her sweet, eager pussy through ten HORRIBLE years of marriage. This court is, therefore, prepared to grant Ms. Warmcox's petition for divorce from William Washington Walker at this time."
With a look of sheer, panicked terror on his face, Walker, or "W" as he called himself, tried to nudge his sleeping lawyer awake to voice an objection. "He might pronounce his name I-D-O if he likes," W thought, "but if my lawyer can sleep through a beautiful, sexy woman having four loud, passionate orgasms, broadcast over a microphone, his name of Blithering Idiot really DOES suit him!"
Unable to awaken his lawyer, W himself sprang to his feet and shouted "Objection!"
Stunned, the judge asked, "Hmm? What?"
"Objection! I may not be an attorney, your honor, but even I know that a judge cannot announce a decision until hearing from the defense! As my lawyer appears to be sleeping, I shall conduct my own defense."
"Are you aware, sir," Jane Bond snickered, "of the saying, that a person who is his own lawyer, has a fool for a client?"
"I'd rather be a fool than a Blithering Idiot!" W shot back.
"That's I-D-O!" declared J. Blithering Idiot III between snores, never actually awakening.
"I rest my case, your honor. My lawyer IS an Idiot!" W shouted.
"Huh? You're resting your case before you've said anything? Very well, then, may I proceed with pronouncing sentencing?"
"That's not fair, your honor. I meant I rested my case about my lawyer being an idiot--"
"I-D-O! Zzzzz!"
"--but not my case, that I am not guilty of spousal abuse and neglect."
"All right, sir. You may present your defense."
"Well, we did make wild, passionate love all day and night, EVERY day and night, for the entire first year we were married. Then my business started to take off, and--"
"that would be the business of selling illegal weapons to terrorists and wanted fugitives?"
"SSNNNORRK! Objection! Zzzzz!" from the still-sleeping J. Blithering Idiot III.
"Anyway, your honor, my business had me traveling all over the world, and I was rarely home, and rarely ever saw my wife. Because she was no longer getting fucked deep, hard, and passionately several times a day, like during our first year together, her pussy walls began to narrow and tighten from lack of um, er, EXERCISE! When I was home and tried to fuck her, I desperately WANTED to fuck her, but she'd complain that I was too big and she was too tight, and it just hurt her too much. Even when she DIDN'T complain, I could see her excruciating pain written on her face, from my cock's ENORMOUS size trying to press into her. So yes, I did stop giving her the loving attention she desired and deserved. I was just TOO BIG for her!"
"You are not a very convincing LIAR, Mr. Walker. Why do ALL men think they can impress women by exaggerating the size of their organs?"
"I'm not exaggerating, your honor. I really AM enormous when I get hard!"
"Listen, sir. That Brad fellow had one of the biggest cocks I've ever seen in all my 70 years, and we all just saw him have NO trouble at all, thrusting his seven inches in and out of her, and bringing her to multiple screaming, moaning, thrashing, quaking, head-to-toe orgasms."
"That's true, your honor. But you also heard my wife testify that Jane and Brad have been fucking her several times a day for the past several months, so her sweet pussy is once more a LOT more flexible, and able to take in bigger cocks than it could when I was on the road so much and unable--but again, CERTAINLY not unwilling--to slip it to her hard and fast. "
"I concede that point. A pussy that gets regular attention IS better able to accommodate a man's, um, HUGENESS!"
"Besides, your honor, I doubt that even NOW, Wendy would be able to painlessly take in MY cock, which is MUCH bigger than Brad's."
"Need I remind you, sir, that you are under oath to tell the TRUTH? If you PERSIST in your lies, I will fine you for contempt of court!"
"But I AM telling the truth, your honor. And if Brad and Wendy can show off THEIR naked organs, I think it is only fair that I get to show you MY organ, as well." With that, W unzipped and removed his trousers. The entire court room let out one loud gasp as W's 10-inch-long shaft sprang out, pointing straight out in front of him.
"Wow!" Judge McCracken beamed. "You ARE telling the truth. You really ARE huge!"
"Ten SOLID, LOVING inches, your honor," W beamed proudly. "Women call me Mister Ed, because I'm hung like a horse!"
"But I'm afraid I'll HAVE to find you guilty of spousal neglect. With a rod THAT nice, and SSSOOOO fine, you should have found another line of work, one that would keep you home and satisfying your wife's DESPERATELY horny cunt, which I'm sure with regular, ummm, vigorous EXERCISE, could easily have accommodated you. I know that if MY husband was this, uh, er, well ENDOWED, and he was unwilling to share his generous proportions with my hot-to-trot twat, I would want a DIVORCE, too. If my husband had generously given it to me round the clock for a year, so that I had come to depend on his sweet loving, and then STOPPED, I would consider that HIGHLY abusive. So I'm granting Ms. Warmcox's petition for divorce, and ordering that all money and possessions you have acquired or saved, that you earned during your ten years of marriage, are to be fully and promptly turned over to Wendy's possession."