Health 101 -- Dean Fuck
After getting a good look at what I'm sure he thought was my fresh-fucked body, the Dean backed out of my office, closing the door gently behind him. I cursed him viciously under my breath. Then I started on myself. Why, oh why, was I always forgetting to lock doors?
I stumbled to my private bathroom, soaked a washcloth in warm water, and returned to my office to clean Michael up. I did a quick swabbing on his sticky body, helped him get dressed, reassured him hurriedly that this interruption was not going to get him into trouble, and ushered him out. I wiped myself off as well, more or less. Difficult to do thoroughly with Michael's come still dripping out of my unsatisfied pussy, but I did try. I rummaged around for some underwear and had to settle for the panties Michael had been sniffing. And chewing on, from the looks of them. Oh well. Where the hell had I left my clothes, anyway? I pulled on my lab coat and buttoned it up enough to cover. OK; the Dean wanted an interview? I was ready.
Shoes. Damn. Seems like I had an extra pair in my office closet...oh god. A pair of 4" spike heels that had gotten so painful during the Christmas party that I had left them here. Guess they will have to do. I'm going to have it out with him before I have time to think about it.
I stalked down the halls to the Dean's office. Past the secretary. She was obviously startled. "I'll see if he's in...."
"I already know that, Theresa," I snarled, going straight for his walnut panel door. I didn't even bother to knock. Grabbed the doorknob, twisted, and yanked it open.
"Dean," I began before I had a chance to register the data my eyes were collecting, "I absolutely will NOT tolerate --" Oh my god. Old Dean was having himself a nice wank right there behind his desk. Trying to cover it up by sliding his chair forward. I approached his wide desk. "...interference with my scheduled classes or counseling sessions. There are other times when I am available to you, and I would appreciate it if you would extend me the courtesy of advance notice..."
"Okay, okay. I'm sorry." He waved a hand weakly at me. The one he had just been using to beat his meat, I noticed. "I had just received some very exciting news regarding a new source of funding for your department..."
"Funding," I sniffed. But he had my attention, and he knew it. Funding is always a problem, especially for programs as controversial as my own. "Well, I'm here now, so let's hear about it."
"Sit, Samantha, sit." He gestured vaguely toward a visitor's chair. I sat. The lab coat rode up, of course, and I didn't bother trying to pull it down. Let him have a good look at my damp panties.
"First of all, I need an update on the situation with your student, uh, Andrew --" The Dean was obviously embarrassed. Of course he was also embarrassed to be sitting there behind his desk with his pants down around his ankles, and he was embarrassed about staring at my panties, and knowing that I knew what he was doing...but more than that.
"Andy," I said evenly, "is on probation as far as I am concerned. He has been rude and abusive to me and to others on occasion. His attitudes toward women in general are negative. His inhibitions are ingrained and problematic, and while individual attention has been effective, I doubt that I will have sufficient time to nurse him through this --"
"I strongly suggest that you make time," the Dean said, looking into my eyes rather than at my crotch for the first time, "since his father is proposing to fund a Chair which would, of course, be filled by you personally."
"A Chair," I repeated foolishly. Samantha Crumpet, Chairperson of the Department of Human Sexuality. First in the nation. First in the world, for all I knew.
"A two million dollar Chair," the Dean continued reverently. "For a start...."
Suspicion flooded over me like an August heat wave. Two MILLION dollars? For a start? I'm not getting it. From what I have heard, Andy Senior is an even bigger jerk than his kid. Why would he bother? "So what strings are attached to this?" I demanded. "I can just about imagine. Maybe something like, 'Abstinence First?' Or 'Just Say No?'"