I've been a Detective for two months now, and I have no complaints. Work load is basically the same, and I get to respond when a uniform pulls over a stolen car. Pretty fun to investigate those.
I was completely wrong about Queen, he's a good detective, and a good mentor. Wu is the asshole. Detective Sergeant Wu, since no one felt like bringing that up when I met him. Called him Dean when we were formally introduced and he pulled rank on me.
We take weekends on shifts, and this weekend is my weekend, so let the sleeping in begin. I'm on call at all times, but until that phone rings I'll be dead asleep. Before I hear pounding on the door that is.
"Derek!" Bang, bang, bang...bang, bang, bang. "Derek, open the fucking door!"
"What the shit?" I mumble from Derek's bed, not bothering to go to my apartment last night.
"Derek!"
It's a woman's voice, and she sounds pissed. About what I can only speculate. Does he have a side bitch I don't know about? Am I the side bitch? Does any definition of our relationship make me a main or side bitch?
I'm naked when I sit up, and the first thing I can grab is Derek's shirt he wore yesterday and left on the edge of his bed. I button it up to the second to last button, just enough to hide the cleavage. I quickly walk out of his room as the door is still being punched I'll assume.
Bang, bang, bang. "Derek, open the..." She says before I turned the bolt and open the door. "Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the bitch you just woke up, what?" I ask, her looking at the number on the door just to make sure she had the right one.
"You his girlfriend or something?" She asks, and I look down next to her to see a little boy. He's maybe six years old. I recognize the kid, but not her. It's Jesse, Derek's son, meaning this is his bitch of an ex.
"No, I'm just the girl he trusts in his apartment alone when he's at work, who answers his door in nothing but his shirt. What do you think I am?" I ask myself as much as I ask her. Fair question, but I'm avoiding the label of 'fuck buddy'.
"Tell him something came up, and I had no choice," she says drops a backpack, kissing the boy on the cheek and leaving him in the hallway as she walks away from him.
Oh fuck no bitch.
"Hey, uh uh!" I shout as she's now walking fast toward the elevator, "You don't just leave a kid with a stranger, even if she's fucking his dad." Did I really just say that?
"Tell him I had no choice," she says, mashing the door close button, the doors shutting before I can wedge my hand in.
What the fuck just happened? I turn around, looking at Derek's very confused son. His face must be a reflection of mine. Again, what the fuck just happened?
"Un...fucking...believable," I slowly say, walking back to the apartment and stepping inside. His son nervously hovers at the door as I walk straight into the bedroom to pull my phone off the charger. I pull up his number and press call as Jesse has now drifted into the living room with the door still open, playing with his thumbs.
"You're up early," Derek says.
"Your ex just dumped your son on your doorstep with me," I say, figured why dance around the important part.
"What?"
"She just showed up and left him here. With a stranger," I say, Derek groaning loudly into the phone. "Can you get out?"
"I have interviews with last persons of contact all fucking day, and I'm here because I'm covering for someone," Derek says, and I groan as well. He can't get out, and I don't complain that he can't, because I know that accomplishes nothing.
"No point in bitching about it. You finish up, I'll figure it out. Kids eat food, watch television and occasionally shit right?" I ask.
"Often in that order," Derek says, and I laugh. "You sure you're okay? I can call a service."
"Fuck it, us meeting was kind of inevitable at this point," I say, leaning out of his room where Jesse was still frozen in the living room, leaning toward the room as well, looking at me from across the apartment. Earlier when I said I could see the kids charm in a picture, boy was I wrong. He's awkward.
"Not like this," Derek said and asks me to hand him the phone so he could talk to him. I don't know what he's saying, but I imagine the last words he said was 'hand me back to the lady in my apartment you've never met.' "I don't know what the fuck Grace is thinking. This is the same woman who has successfully barred my visitation, using my on the job shootings as the justification..."
"I really don't give a shit about you and your ex's history when I'm alone with your kid. What do I do, so I can do it?" I ask.
"Has he eaten?"
"Jesse, have you had breakfast?" I ask, and he shrugs with his head tilting to his left. "This is a yes no question, not a maybe. Eggs, cereal?" He shrugs with his head tilted to the opposite shoulder. "Hurry up, he's already bothering me."
"His mother just dropped him off with a stranger, and he's shy. Give him a minute to adjust," Derek says and I say 'fine' and hung up.
I know what I'm doing first. I'm getting my pants on.
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Jesse is so awkward. I make him some oatmeal I find in Derek's kitchen, and he literally stares at it for nearly an hour. I'm trying to be sympathetic. His mother did just throw him at his dad's door with a stranger and left with hardly a word. He's so quiet it's kind of freaking me out.
"Want something else?" I ask, Jesse's eyes slowing raising from the bowl to my face. He looks scared. Am I scary to kids? Is there a reason he doesn't talk around adults?
"Are you worried about talking?" I ask, and he nods. "Does something bad happen if you talk?"
"I sound funny," he says, and I do notice the lisp he's talking about. Or trying to talk about. Pronouncing syllables beginning with S was a challenge to him. Jesse is quiet because he's self-conscious.
Damnit, that's adorable.
"Other kids at school pick on you?" I ask, and he nods. "I know the feeling. Believe it or not, I was picked on."
"Why?" He asks.
"Braces and glasses," I say, making him tilt his head while he's looking at me. I think he's trying to picture it. He starts squinting, so now I know he is.
"You don't have glasses," he says, the word glasses making him stumble on his words and look away from me.