I've been a Detective for two months now, and I have no complaints. Work load is basically the same, and I get to respond when a uniform pulls over a stolen car. Pretty fun to investigate those.
I was completely wrong about Queen, he's a good detective, and a good mentor. Wu is the asshole. Detective Sergeant Wu, since no one felt like bringing that up when I met him. Called him Dean when we were formally introduced and he pulled rank on me.
We take weekends on shifts, and this weekend is my weekend, so let the sleeping in begin. I'm on call at all times, but until that phone rings I'll be dead asleep. Before I hear pounding on the door that is.
"Derek!" Bang, bang, bang...bang, bang, bang. "Derek, open the fucking door!"
"What the shit?" I mumble from Derek's bed, not bothering to go to my apartment last night.
"Derek!"
It's a woman's voice, and she sounds pissed. About what I can only speculate. Does he have a side bitch I don't know about? Am I the side bitch? Does any definition of our relationship make me a main or side bitch?
I'm naked when I sit up, and the first thing I can grab is Derek's shirt he wore yesterday and left on the edge of his bed. I button it up to the second to last button, just enough to hide the cleavage. I quickly walk out of his room as the door is still being punched I'll assume.
Bang, bang, bang. "Derek, open the..." She says before I turned the bolt and open the door. "Who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the bitch you just woke up, what?" I ask, her looking at the number on the door just to make sure she had the right one.
"You his girlfriend or something?" She asks, and I look down next to her to see a little boy. He's maybe six years old. I recognize the kid, but not her. It's Jesse, Derek's son, meaning this is his bitch of an ex.
"No, I'm just the girl he trusts in his apartment alone when he's at work, who answers his door in nothing but his shirt. What do you think I am?" I ask myself as much as I ask her. Fair question, but I'm avoiding the label of 'fuck buddy'.
"Tell him something came up, and I had no choice," she says drops a backpack, kissing the boy on the cheek and leaving him in the hallway as she walks away from him.
Oh fuck no bitch.
"Hey, uh uh!" I shout as she's now walking fast toward the elevator, "You don't just leave a kid with a stranger, even if she's fucking his dad." Did I really just say that?
"Tell him I had no choice," she says, mashing the door close button, the doors shutting before I can wedge my hand in.
What the fuck just happened? I turn around, looking at Derek's very confused son. His face must be a reflection of mine. Again, what the fuck just happened?
"Un...fucking...believable," I slowly say, walking back to the apartment and stepping inside. His son nervously hovers at the door as I walk straight into the bedroom to pull my phone off the charger. I pull up his number and press call as Jesse has now drifted into the living room with the door still open, playing with his thumbs.
"You're up early," Derek says.
"Your ex just dumped your son on your doorstep with me," I say, figured why dance around the important part.
"What?"
"She just showed up and left him here. With a stranger," I say, Derek groaning loudly into the phone. "Can you get out?"
"I have interviews with last persons of contact all fucking day, and I'm here because I'm covering for someone," Derek says, and I groan as well. He can't get out, and I don't complain that he can't, because I know that accomplishes nothing.
"No point in bitching about it. You finish up, I'll figure it out. Kids eat food, watch television and occasionally shit right?" I ask.
"Often in that order," Derek says, and I laugh. "You sure you're okay? I can call a service."
"Fuck it, us meeting was kind of inevitable at this point," I say, leaning out of his room where Jesse was still frozen in the living room, leaning toward the room as well, looking at me from across the apartment. Earlier when I said I could see the kids charm in a picture, boy was I wrong. He's awkward.
"Not like this," Derek said and asks me to hand him the phone so he could talk to him. I don't know what he's saying, but I imagine the last words he said was 'hand me back to the lady in my apartment you've never met.' "I don't know what the fuck Grace is thinking. This is the same woman who has successfully barred my visitation, using my on the job shootings as the justification..."
"I really don't give a shit about you and your ex's history when I'm alone with your kid. What do I do, so I can do it?" I ask.
"Has he eaten?"
"Jesse, have you had breakfast?" I ask, and he shrugs with his head tilting to his left. "This is a yes no question, not a maybe. Eggs, cereal?" He shrugs with his head tilted to the opposite shoulder. "Hurry up, he's already bothering me."
"His mother just dropped him off with a stranger, and he's shy. Give him a minute to adjust," Derek says and I say 'fine' and hung up.
I know what I'm doing first. I'm getting my pants on.
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Jesse is so awkward. I make him some oatmeal I find in Derek's kitchen, and he literally stares at it for nearly an hour. I'm trying to be sympathetic. His mother did just throw him at his dad's door with a stranger and left with hardly a word. He's so quiet it's kind of freaking me out.
"Want something else?" I ask, Jesse's eyes slowing raising from the bowl to my face. He looks scared. Am I scary to kids? Is there a reason he doesn't talk around adults?
"Are you worried about talking?" I ask, and he nods. "Does something bad happen if you talk?"
"I sound funny," he says, and I do notice the lisp he's talking about. Or trying to talk about. Pronouncing syllables beginning with S was a challenge to him. Jesse is quiet because he's self-conscious.
Damnit, that's adorable.
"Other kids at school pick on you?" I ask, and he nods. "I know the feeling. Believe it or not, I was picked on."
"Why?" He asks.
"Braces and glasses," I say, making him tilt his head while he's looking at me. I think he's trying to picture it. He starts squinting, so now I know he is.
"You don't have glasses," he says, the word glasses making him stumble on his words and look away from me.
"Because when I just started my career as a police officer, I had PRK. Fixed my eyes," I said, pointing at them both with two fingers. "Braces were gone at fifteen."
"I can fix the way I talk?" He asks. Shit, maybe that wasn't the best conversational direction. You can fix teeth and eyes, but a speech impediment, that's not as easy. At least not as fast. I walked right into that one.
"Um...well...not quite," I say, honestly.
"My dad says..." Jesse stutters, but pauses and continues. "I will grow out of it. Like my uncle."
Derek has a brother? Or is it his mom's brother? I have a little sister who had trouble with the syllable R. Always pronounced it as Er or Ur, regardless of the word. And I mocked her horribly for it. I never dared doing it in front of our mother, after she caught me once and tanned my ass something fierce. Next time we were alone I looked at her and said "That was ur fault you urtard." I wasn't a good sister.
Come to think of it, Penelope hasn't stuttered in years.
"My sister grew out of it. It wasn't her Ses. It was her Rs. Always said Ur. I wasn't nice to her about it. Then I needed braces, so karma came full circle."
"I don't like oatmeal," he says, looking up at me, "Dad keeps poptarts in the top shel...up there."
Progress, I like it. Room feels a little less stuffy now. Derek has cherry and strawberry poptarts, Jesse choosing cherry. I put them in the toaster and push down, making sure the red wires began to glow before I look away. Hate for it to not be plugged in and I didn't realize it.
When his poptarts are ready I pour him and glass of milk and put my own poptarts into the toaster.
"Are you my dad's friend?" He asks.
"That's accurate."
"Mom says..." he stutters and stops. "She.." Longer pause. "Boys and girls can't only be friends."
I can't even imagine being married to this woman. Thinking every woman looking at him was trying to fuck him. That must have been suffocating for Derek. The worst part is, the women who are like this barely put out. No wonder he wants to pin everyone down and is so dominating. He couldn't be for however long they were married for.
"You should have that conversation with your dad when you're older. Just remember to start it off by saying, 'remember when the woman not wearing pants answered your door?'"
Jesse smiled for the first time. Alright, he's cute. Not I want my own cute, but I'll be one hell of an aunt cute.
Derek came home a few hours later, managing to get out earlier. He came in hanging up him phone looking like he was ready to chuck it out of the window. He must have been trying to call his ex all day and she wasn't answering. What was so urgent you abandon your son with a stranger. Or did she just bail?
"Hey bud," Derek says, hugging his son and looking over at me. "Thanks."
"Don't worry about it," I say and grab some of my stuff to head home. "I need to get home to shower, didn't know if I could leave him alone."
"I'm here now, so you can shower here," Derek says.
"I need a new bra, and pretty much everything else..." I say and he opens his mouth. "If you say anything about leaving me a drawer, I'll kick you in the nuts."