Chapter 17 - Andrea
Greta made a surprise visit late in the day on Monday.
"What brings you here?" I asked.
"I want to see what a month's worth of your salary puts in your closet," she said as she walked in with a bottle of prosecco and carry-outs from her favorite crepe place, dropped them on my dining room table, and headed straight to my room.
"Go ahead and look," I said. "You know where I keep everything. I just have to finish these proofs for a client."
I could tell every time Greta pulled out a different dress. She oh-my-God-ed so many times that I thought she was going to come. She ran out each time with a different dress and asked me the story behind it. "What was he doing to you in the fitting room when you tried this on?" "Where did he take you out in this dress?" "Did he fuck you before, during or after you went out in this dress?"
"Haven't I already told you enough?" I asked.
"No!" she exclaimed. "I'm going through a dry spell. I need to live vicariously through you."
"OK, if I pull out the best outfit, will you promise not to hit me up for any more details? I asked.
"Depends," she said. "I can't guarantee anything."
I pulled the black corset out of my lingerie drawer.
"This, was the hottest time ever," I said.
I reached up onto a shelf in my closet and pulled down the box that I sent the cuffs back home in, ripped it open and said, "And these were the accessories."
Greta's eyes bulged. Her mouth gaped open. She picked up one of the cuffs, caressed the leather straps, and purred.
"This is some major top-notch gear," she said. "If you weren't just my best friend, I'd want you to put these on me right now."
"You know I don't top," I said.