Content Warnings for: Weird fleshy body horror, tentacles, occult themes, dub-con
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A camera feed flickered on, revealing a dimly lit attic, drenched in musty cobwebs and flickering shadows, and holding at its centre three cloaked figures, knelt in reverent prayer around an opened tome on the ground. The grim tone of the scene was betrayed only by the wide grin splitting the cheeks of the figure in the middle of the camera frame, shining eyes framed by a tumble of teal hair escaping the confines of her hood. She flashed a wink to the camera, and launched into a well-practised introduction, taking on a high-pitched voice practically caked in pink candy and gumdrops; "Whassup y'all! It's ya girl, Elodie Spookz, back at it again with some more hot, horrifying content!" With a flourish, she flared the body of her cloak, giving the camera a peek at a lithe, barely-clothed body underneath. "Ah-ah! The good stuff's for later~! Now, tonight, we've got some ooey gooey spooks to sho-"
The figure to the right pulled their hood down and rattled off an interruption in a bored tone. "Really El Do you have to put on the whole, 'ooey gooey' shit?" Their lowered hood revealed a decidedly reddish shock of hair, cut close to the skin in a pixie cut, framing a sharply angled, androgynous face. "I mean, it's not like we've even got any viewers yet."
An exaggerated pout fell across Elodie's face, as she pivoted back towards the camera. "Awww, looks like Mithril's feeling a lil grumpy tonight! After all, we dragged them out at the toll of-"
"Dammit, El, I'm not grumpy, I just can't stand that whole act you put on!"
The two fell into a chittering argument in the background, as the last figure shuffled closer to the camera, dropping their own hood. Underneath was an unmistakably boyish face, enhanced by a layer of goth-like makeup, with heavy green eyeliner to match his hair, and lips outlined in jade. "Okay, sorry about those two, this is just their thing. I'm gonna at least say what we're doing now so we can pick it up on the recording later, alright?" His question got no response other than a yelled "FINE" from his two bickering companions, so he pressed on, kneeling in front of the camera.
"So, um, hi, Riley here. Basically, El found this old book in a yard sale that promises to be some sort of sex magic book, and she kinda dragged the rest of us out here to, uh, test out some of the spells." He shuffled aside, allowing the camera to see the book splayed open on the wooden floor of the attic, barely able to make out the smudges of strange runic letters and the smear of what promised to be especially lurid diagrams. "And, since the book calls for, uh, both penises and vaginas-"
A sudden yelp from Elodie halted his speech, "HEY! I told you, always say cocks and cunts, it's better for the, argh, get- off, the algorithms!" Her protests had to be cut off by Mithril tackling her to the ground, play-fighting with a little more emphasis on the fight than play.
Riley shrugged, turned back to the camera, and finished off. "... Calls for, cocks and cunts, ahem, so that's why we're all here! And, uh, I think we'll be getting started once..." he turned to gesture at the scrap still ongoing behind him, with Mithril currently holding the thrashing, and occasionally giggling, form of Elodie down, "this all wraps up."
The camera caught the odd glimpse of whatever Elodie was wearing beneath her cloak as the playful brawl began to slow down, showing mostly nothing but bare skin, perhaps with a few strips of fabric to hide away the "good stuff." A faint blush came to Riley's cheeks, that he disguised by shuffling back next to the book. He looked down at the page, frowning at the strange script. "Hey, El? You definitely know how to read this, right?"
"UGH!" An exasperated shout came from the small pile of bodies in the background of the camera's view, as Elodie finally picked herself out of Mithril's grip. "Yes, of course I know how to read it! There's like, a guide that came with it, and I had it... uh... somewhere..." Her hands went as if to check some pockets underneath her cloak, but found nothing but overexposed flesh. "Well, anyway, I memorised enough of it!" With a dramatic flourish, Elodie swept to her feet, cloak billowing around her, and took on a dramatic, if still sickly sweet, tone. "Gather round, fellow occultists! Let us read from... the
Sexonomicon
!"
A moment passed, before Mithril and Riley both dissolved into laughter, Elodie standing in her pose, ignoring them. Mithril, through giggles, spluttered out, "S-, Sexo-nomicon? Seriously? Did you come up with that, El?"
"Oh shut up you two! Ugh, whatever, let's just get started, okay?" Elodie flopped down next to the other two, peering down at the opened tome. "Okay, I've picked this one out 'cuz it sounds hot, it reads... uh..." A few moments went by as she squinted down at the page, trying to remember how to unravel the strange runic alphabet. "Incantation... For... Hmmmm... Tormentous... Pleasure. Yeah!"
Riley and Mithril shared a glance over the book, before Mithril spoke up. "Tormentous Pleasure, El? Are you sure? I don't really like the sound of whatever 'Tormentous' means."