So I have this friend, let's call her "A", who's smoking hot but a bit of a psycho. This story happened one time when she was visiting me. She's always trying to keep me on my toes - I think she is anyway, she might actually just hate me - but the sex is good enough that it's worth the trouble.
I'm sat at my desk working, when suddenly I feel metal against the back of my head. "A" can be really quiet when she wants to, so I didn't even hear her coming (although other times she can be very loud, if you know what I mean). Naturally, I turn my chair around, and to my shock I'm looking straight down the barrel of a gun. "A" is stood there, in this gorgeous red and black dress (clearly she dressed up special for whatever the fuck is this). My first thoughts are "Fuck, she makes that look good" and "Why this fuck is she holding a gun on me?"
Her face is slightly flushed, and she looks like she's barely holding back from touching herself, so clearly she's getting off on this. She hands me a piece of paper and a pen, opens her perfect little mouth and says "write bitch, and make it good". I'm dumbfounded for a second until I realise she's trying to get me to write my own suicide note! Like I said, with this chick there's no way to tell whether she's serious, whether she's trying to get me to disarm her and fuck her, or both. I'm holding out for option b), but know I need to play along for the moment.
Trying not to seem too flustered (although I'm both afraid for my life and rock hard), I grab the paper and pen, turn around and start writing. Over my shoulder I say "Well, I already know one name that's making it onto the note. So why did I do it, huh? Too obsessed with you? Driven mad by your perfect body?" She leans over my shoulder and shoves the gun into my mouth.
"Ha ha, very funny. Cross my name off." Obviously I do - this gun is definitely real. I have to get control over this situation and fast. Trying not to imagine it going off, I move my mouth further along the gun as sensuously as I can and then back again until it's out, a bit like I'm fellating her metal cock. I can see from her expression I'm having a bit of an effect, but she's still looking too murderous for my liking.