Scholars of 18th century Scots poetry will recognize many features of this story, for which the shade of Robert Burns has my most abject apologies. But it's been in my mind to adapt his poem as a Lit story for a year or two, so here it is. This story, of course, stands alone, but Brianna the witch appears with her sisters in other things I've published.
I'm posting this as part of Lit's Halloween Contest, which is always fun. Make sure you check out all the entries and give your votes to your favorites!
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Part I: Annie's Substitute
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I first noticed the girl as we passed down D Street.
Maybe I'd seen her before, as we went along Alloway, a few blocks back.. Maybe I'd caught her out of the corner of my eye as we'd crossed the intersection at Carrick, the moms herding the colorfully costumed kids across the broad street like clucking hens. Or maybe she'd been there all along, ever since we'd left Shanter Lane.
But it was on D that I started to pay attention to her.
At first I thought she was part of our group. It was hard to keep track of everyone: my two children and the other five kids from Shanter, then three more who were apparently Janey's friends from school, plus the gaggle of parents walking along with them. The kids wore a mix of costumes from
Stranger Things
and the
Top Gun
sequel, alongside the younger ones in the traditional dinosaurs and vampires. All around us, the night swirled with other groups, other Elevens and Mavericks, other dinos in dizzying profusion under the misty streetlights.
I was confused me about the girl on D because I didn't really know all the grown-ups with us. My wife Kate had arranged this with the other families, meaning most of the adults were moms whose husbands had wisely found more important things to do. "I'll need you to help," she'd informed me brusquely that afternoon. "There's only two other dads, and they'll be drunk."
"But it's not even Halloween!" I'd whined. Around here, when the 31st fell on a school night, the town sponsored trick-or-treat nights on the weekends. Halloween was tomorrow.
"Tough shit," she'd shrugged.
"I have to study!" I'd whined, but she wasn't having any of that: our kids wanted me to take them trick-or-treating, so they were going to get me taking them trick-or-treating. It was that simple, in Kate's logical mind.
"'Study,'" she'd smirked, nodding. "With your little group." Kate often mocked my study group. "Where you get wasted with your friends, then try to ride home after midnight."
"Yes. It's important, Katie."
She rolled her eyes. "One of these nights, you're going to fuck up and fall off your bike into the ocean."
"That's a bit harsh." The test was coming up in a month. It was my first try, but my friend Jeanne had already failed it once and I was skittish. She and I had been paralegals together for years; you'd have thought she'd do fine on the bar exam. "We're supposed to be meeting tonight. I need to brush up on Contracts."
"Well," she'd hissed grimly, "you're going to brush up on Snickers and Kit-Kat instead," and that was it. So here I was, trailing along the back of the gaggle of kids and their parents as self-appointed rearguard, stopping interminably at every house we found. I'd done the early, optimistic math and texted my study buddies; maybe, I hoped, I could get over there by eight. We couldn't possibly do more than an hour of this.
But it had not taken me long to realize the kids would want to stop at every single door. Seething, I'd texted Jeanne and Souter and told them I'd need to pick up with them tomorrow, on
actual
Halloween.
So I was leaning against a tree, alone on the sidewalk while the moms gossiped on the lawn of 144 D Street, the other two dads sucking at their second beers: they'd actually brought a wagon to pull along, packed with the stuff. They'd offered me a bottle, but fuck that: it was all IPA. A shape had been nagging at me out of the shadows for a few minutes before I turned to see what it was, or at least that's what I thought I remembered later; in any case it was
there
, outside the house with the scarecrow tied to the lightpost, that I first noticed the girl standing right in the middle of the pool of weak illumination cast by the buzzing streetlight far above..
Well.
Woman
was more accurate, definitely. She was certainly younger than me, her pale heart-shaped face set in a weird, timeless youthfulness, the kind of beauty that peaks around age nineteen and hangs around for about five years or so. She'd picked out her lips in careful burgundy, and the way she'd set her face made it look like she was smirking even though she wasn't. Intense dark eyes stared at me from beneath the wide brim of a witch's hat that looked like it had much better quality than the typical vinyl shit you get from the CVS.
I'd love to say it was her face that held my notice, but alas! that would be a filthy lie. No, what grabbed my attention at first were the sweetly rounded tops of two flawless round boobs, rising from the neckline of a heavy black gown like a pair of weather balloons reaching for the sky. What can I say? I'm a guy. So I looked, and she knew I looked, and as she stood there and displayed herself, that implied smirk seemed to twitch into the real thing, her full lips settling into the kind of fine upswept curve that seemed custom-designed to send strong signals straight to my dick.
I know I stared. I know my mouth fell open. I know my balls stirred. And I don't know what I might have done if Kate hadn't bellowed at me from further up the street. "Hey! Tom! Come on. It's time to go! Pay attention." I blinked, my gaze wavering, to find the kids and their parents loping away toward the next house, but when I shifted my eyes back to the young woman in the witch costume, I found nothing there at all. Nothing but the circle of the streetlight.