Scholars of 18th century Scots poetry will recognize many features of this story, for which the shade of Robert Burns has my most abject apologies. But it's been in my mind to adapt his poem as a Lit story for a year or two, so here it is. This story, of course, stands alone, but Brianna the witch appears with her sisters in other things I've published.
I'm posting this as part of Lit's Halloween Contest, which is always fun. Make sure you check out all the entries and give your votes to your favorites!
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Part I: Annie's Substitute
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I first noticed the girl as we passed down D Street.
Maybe I'd seen her before, as we went along Alloway, a few blocks back.. Maybe I'd caught her out of the corner of my eye as we'd crossed the intersection at Carrick, the moms herding the colorfully costumed kids across the broad street like clucking hens. Or maybe she'd been there all along, ever since we'd left Shanter Lane.
But it was on D that I started to pay attention to her.
At first I thought she was part of our group. It was hard to keep track of everyone: my two children and the other five kids from Shanter, then three more who were apparently Janey's friends from school, plus the gaggle of parents walking along with them. The kids wore a mix of costumes from
Stranger Things
and the
Top Gun
sequel, alongside the younger ones in the traditional dinosaurs and vampires. All around us, the night swirled with other groups, other Elevens and Mavericks, other dinos in dizzying profusion under the misty streetlights.
I was confused me about the girl on D because I didn't really know all the grown-ups with us. My wife Kate had arranged this with the other families, meaning most of the adults were moms whose husbands had wisely found more important things to do. "I'll need you to help," she'd informed me brusquely that afternoon. "There's only two other dads, and they'll be drunk."
"But it's not even Halloween!" I'd whined. Around here, when the 31st fell on a school night, the town sponsored trick-or-treat nights on the weekends. Halloween was tomorrow.
"Tough shit," she'd shrugged.
"I have to study!" I'd whined, but she wasn't having any of that: our kids wanted me to take them trick-or-treating, so they were going to get me taking them trick-or-treating. It was that simple, in Kate's logical mind.
"'Study,'" she'd smirked, nodding. "With your little group." Kate often mocked my study group. "Where you get wasted with your friends, then try to ride home after midnight."
"Yes. It's important, Katie."
She rolled her eyes. "One of these nights, you're going to fuck up and fall off your bike into the ocean."
"That's a bit harsh." The test was coming up in a month. It was my first try, but my friend Jeanne had already failed it once and I was skittish. She and I had been paralegals together for years; you'd have thought she'd do fine on the bar exam. "We're supposed to be meeting tonight. I need to brush up on Contracts."
"Well," she'd hissed grimly, "you're going to brush up on Snickers and Kit-Kat instead," and that was it. So here I was, trailing along the back of the gaggle of kids and their parents as self-appointed rearguard, stopping interminably at every house we found. I'd done the early, optimistic math and texted my study buddies; maybe, I hoped, I could get over there by eight. We couldn't possibly do more than an hour of this.
But it had not taken me long to realize the kids would want to stop at every single door. Seething, I'd texted Jeanne and Souter and told them I'd need to pick up with them tomorrow, on
actual
Halloween.
So I was leaning against a tree, alone on the sidewalk while the moms gossiped on the lawn of 144 D Street, the other two dads sucking at their second beers: they'd actually brought a wagon to pull along, packed with the stuff. They'd offered me a bottle, but fuck that: it was all IPA. A shape had been nagging at me out of the shadows for a few minutes before I turned to see what it was, or at least that's what I thought I remembered later; in any case it was
there
, outside the house with the scarecrow tied to the lightpost, that I first noticed the girl standing right in the middle of the pool of weak illumination cast by the buzzing streetlight far above..
Well.
Woman
was more accurate, definitely. She was certainly younger than me, her pale heart-shaped face set in a weird, timeless youthfulness, the kind of beauty that peaks around age nineteen and hangs around for about five years or so. She'd picked out her lips in careful burgundy, and the way she'd set her face made it look like she was smirking even though she wasn't. Intense dark eyes stared at me from beneath the wide brim of a witch's hat that looked like it had much better quality than the typical vinyl shit you get from the CVS.
I'd love to say it was her face that held my notice, but alas! that would be a filthy lie. No, what grabbed my attention at first were the sweetly rounded tops of two flawless round boobs, rising from the neckline of a heavy black gown like a pair of weather balloons reaching for the sky. What can I say? I'm a guy. So I looked, and she knew I looked, and as she stood there and displayed herself, that implied smirk seemed to twitch into the real thing, her full lips settling into the kind of fine upswept curve that seemed custom-designed to send strong signals straight to my dick.
I know I stared. I know my mouth fell open. I know my balls stirred. And I don't know what I might have done if Kate hadn't bellowed at me from further up the street. "Hey! Tom! Come on. It's time to go! Pay attention." I blinked, my gaze wavering, to find the kids and their parents loping away toward the next house, but when I shifted my eyes back to the young woman in the witch costume, I found nothing there at all. Nothing but the circle of the streetlight.
So I blinked, and shuffled along with the group.
It was not the warmest autumn night on record. Above us the moon rode among the clouds, almost the ideal-looking Halloween sky if it weren't for the glow from the nearby city. It would look great from the beach, I reflected, riding to Jeanne's apartment over the flat sands; I took the beach as a shortcut whenever the tide was out far enough to support my bike. There was nothing like it, the empty dark beach, my oversized tires snicking over the shells, my headlight showing nothing but starlit sand in front of me.
I didn't tell Kate how I enjoyed moments like that. She would not have appreciated the romance of it.
I hung back from the group again at the next house on D Street, a flat ranch at the top of a long driveway, and while the other two dads cracked new bottles and the moms giggled on the sidewalk, I found my eye caught by the girl once more.
She was standing a bit closer now, behind the group, the creamy skin of her face and chest lit by the blue of the night and the window-lights from the houses around. I gaped again, but at least this time I trusted myself to open my mouth. "Uh, hello. I'm Tom Graham. You just joining? I didn't see you before."
She said nothing at first, just cocked her head and regarded me with cool patience. No way could she be a mom: she couldn't be old enough for any of the kids in our group. An aunt, maybe, and I was just about to open my mouth again to take another stab when she nodded. "Yes. I'm joining you, Tom," she said, her voice low and somehow disturbing. "I'm Brianna. Some people call me Annie."
"Um, Annie. Hi!" I smiled, hoping I wasn't staring too blatantly at her tits, but it was hard to avoid it: they dominated the space between us like a Thanksgiving centerpiece, her cleavage seeming to reach out and pull me into its warm, firm depths. I glanced up at her hair under the witch hat, trying some bad humor. "No red curls under there, though."
Her big eyes narrowed quizzically, then cleared. "Oh. The musical."
"Yeah, the musical," I parroted stupidly, knowing I was grinning but unable to stop. It occurred to me, suddenly, that if Kate saw me talking to this girl, she'd be highly unamused. I glanced over at the moms, but they were all squawking at the kids up the driveway, reminding them to say
thank you
. When I looked back, Annie's smirk had returned.
"If you're worried about your wife looking over here, don't." Her low voice held a hint of laughter buried within it. "I doubt she'd notice me."
"Why would I, like, worry about that?" I stuttered, my eyes sinking again to her chest. Fuck. I had to stop that. She just stood there with that saucy smile, lush and sweet and gorgeous, her very presence an invitation, while I fidgeted tongue-tied, like a kid at a middle school dance. "And. I think she'd notice," I risked, and why not? Clearly the girl knew what she had at the top of her chest, and just as obviously she didn't mind showing them off. "Do you, ah, know her? Like, from the moms' group, or after-school, or whatever?"
She paused, a meticulously plucked dark eyebrow rising. "I'm not with her group, Tom," she said quietly, her voice prodding once more at my gonads, "I told you. I'm joining you."
I know my mouth dropped open. Once again my head swiveled Kateward, making sure she wasn't looking, but she was already herding the kids together at the base of the driveway, their candy sacks that much fuller. "What do you mean?" I asked weakly, but when I turned to look at Annie again I found that my question had fallen into thin air.
She was gone. Again.
This time, I had to adjust my jeans. After that initial twitch, I had paid more attention to Annie's body than my own, but now that she was gone I was keenly aware that my dick was soon going to embarrass me, if anyone bothered looking down there. I sauntered along after the gaggle of kids, now glancing around surreptitiously to see whether I could sneak another peek at Annie, but when we arrived at the next house she was nowhere to be found.