Trigger warning: Contains Welsh language.
Lol.
I've been writing about Felix The Vampire periodically for many years, so here's another one. I'm entering this as part of Lit's
Halloween Story Contest 2023
, so please read all the entries and reward your favorites with your votes!
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Prologue
Feet soft on the mud, toes stumbling in the deep cracks in the pottery of the bared reservoir bed, the woman ran for her life.
She carried with her nothing but a thin line of blood streaking her chest and the memory of her lover's head, bouncing off into the night like a soccer ball poorly kicked. Apart from that she was naked, naked with her fears and her disbelief and her confusion, sprinting up toward the old shoreline under the uncaring autumn moon.
She paused at the top of the bank, hearing nothing behind her since that initial confusing swirl of sound and vision: a snarling howl, a dark shape blasting out of the floor in a shotgun burst of water and stone, the sickened whimper of David in the dark. David, him of the cocksure voice and the splendid prick.
David, him of the rolling head, still vivid with a look of shock, spraying blood on its way toward the shadowed water.
She had not stayed after that, her instinct seizing her legs and spinning them, pushing her back toward the road with David's blood on her skin, skin still sex-flushed from his strong, sturdy pumps into her.
Her eyes had caught something terrible in the moments before she'd fled, something she'd refused to accept; as she stood high over the shrunken reservoir now, though, she set her hands on her knees and bent over, her body heaving in breathless sobs, staring far back over the cracked mud, seeing once more the shape by the church under the moon. And the shape was still doing that terrible thing, bent over David's headless pale body, gnawing at the tangled remains of his neck.
Drinking.
With a sudden wash of panic, she whirled and set off back into the dark, running. Feet soft on grass, now, but nothing else had really changed: she was still running for her life.
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Lleoliad y Drosedd/The Crime Scene
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Nobody calls the vicar after midnight with good news.
He woke up blinking, eyes on the clock, thinking at once of old Hugh Dyer in the hospice. He'd been poorly this afternoon when the Reverend Mr Norris had come to visit him, and now he must have passed. Norris sat up in bed, reaching for the phone, already thinking of Mrs Dyer and the words she'd need to hear by the old man's bedside. "Hello?"
"Parson?" The voice on the other end of the phone would have been more familiar if Norris had been more awake. "Sorry to call so late, but we've a bit of trouble up here at the Reservoir. I've sent a car for you."
He blinked, struggling to understand. "The Reservoir?"
"There's been a fatality. Best to wear some boots, parson." The phone clicked off before Norris had really registered who'd been on the other end of the line, but it could only have been Anthony Wynn. Among other things, the gruff old policeman was the only one around who called him
parson
.
Norris craned himself slowly out of his bed, the draft from the window jetting most unpleasantly over his skin. He was the kind of tall, skinny man who was always cold even through as blazing a summer as this had been, and life up here was not (so far) kind to his build and disposition. He was just rummaging in his closet, seeking boots, when the headlights of the arriving car stabbed through the windows of the little stone parsonage, chasing away the night-shadows whether or not they wished to go.
And they never seemed to, up here in these mountains. Here, shadows tended to linger.
He clumped out to find PC Davis standing by the police car, leaning on the door. "Reverend," he nodded, the word possessing a hint of a quite-unnecessary H sound. Norris had not gotten used to the accent here, and feared he never would. "The Guv told me to make sure you've got your boots on?"
"Thank you. Yes. I do." Norris slipped into the passenger seat, tossing his little bag in the back. He had a few bags always packed; this one was for deaths. "What's happened?"
"No idea, sir. Big doings up at the Reservoir." The man was tiny, his words drifting out with that mellifluous Welsh quality that always sounded to Norris like the speakers had one side of their tongues glued to their molars. "I've just now been woke up, same as you."
Norris nodded thoughtfully, the night pressing close as the car flitted over the hills. "We'll find out together, then." The PC said nothing at all, and that was that.
Conversation over.
They saw the lights over the brow of the last hill even before they crossed the Dam Road, big spotlights set up hastily below the far shore. He stirred, looking over at three or four police constables in the glow of the lights beside the silent church, brooding on the mud in a nighttime blur of grey slate. The sight troubled him for no reason that he could name, except one:
The church should not be there. Not out in the night air, anyway.
The Reservoir had drowned an old village when they'd built the dam, and its church had not been spared the rising flood. When Norris had arrived six months before, however, the tip of the steeple had already broken the still waters, and then over the slow hot summer the stonework had risen higher and higher above the shining surface as the Reservoir had shrunk, the drought taking a fierce toll all over Northern Europe. At the beginning of October the whole church had been exposed, its squat Normanesque nave now furtive under the pale moon with its watery blanket flung aside.
Blurred pale faces looked up at the car as it eased out past the parking lot, their eyes shining oddly under the harsh fluorescents. They'd passed a blue tent at the end of the road, lights winking from underneath the sides. "This is as far as I go, Reverend."
"Thank you." He bounded from the car and caught his footing on the long grass at the top of the bank. Once this had been the shoreline, the kind of place where anglers trailed their lines on lazy afternoons. But the water was now almost a quarter-mile distant. "Be safe, Mr Davis." It bothered Norris that he couldn't remember the lad's first name: Glyn, probably. Or maybe Owen.
Rhys? High probability. This was, after all, Wales.
He took in the scene as he stumbled down toward the mud, its cracked sun-baked surface looking strikingly like unfired pottery. The floodlight had been set up facing the door of the ancient church, casting strong shadows from the policemen huddled now amidst quiet Welsh over what he saw was a covered body a few feet from the doorway. He crossed himself as he approached, seeing troubled eyes in unshaven faces. "Gentlemen," he nodded.
"Parson." Superintendent Wynn was a stern man at the best of times. Tonight, he seemed almost sepulchral. "Sorry to have you out so late, but." He nodded down at the covered shape.
"Not at all. It's a mercy to pray over the dead." He meant it too, the clean compassion of a man of god. James Norris was not a man who believed god wanted his flock to be boisterous, nor enthusiastic; he believed in showing simple mercies to simple people, all the time.
"You're here for more than that," Wynn muttered flatly. Peering up at Norris, he stooped down to pull aside the sheet. "Ready?"
"Of course." Norris set his bag down carefully and watched as the policeman threw aside the covering. For a moment his mind refused to believe what it saw, but after a few blinks he sighed. "Poor fellow."
"Yep." The superintendent watched closely as Norris knelt and whispered a simple prayer, waiting patiently until he rose back to his feet. "We're still looking for the head. We... we've reason to believe it's over yonder." He nodded at the black water.
"A young man." The body was naked, well-formed, a perfect specimen of a healthy male youth, aged around twenty. Pale dust covered his skin, other than where odd claw-looking marks had raked through it. "Do you know who he is?"
A nod. "McCormick. David McCormick. Twenty-five years of age, from Caerphilly."
"Caerphilly? Down south?" Norris sighed unhappily. "He's far from home. Shall I contact his family, Mr Wynn?"
"Not necessary, parson. We're on it. But thank you." The superintendent started, his eyes sharpening as he seemed to remember something. "Wait. You're a doctor too, right? Or... almost a doctor?"
"Almost a doctor, sir." Norris smiled. "I was nearly there, but God had other ideas."
The superintendent nodded thoughtfully. "Well. Doctor Meredith is on her way to take a look at all this, but if you've any ideas along the medical line? I'd be interested to hear them."
Norris felt himself go still. "Of course." He'd wanted to be a doctor. He'd wanted it with a blazing, fierce passion. He still wondered whether he'd made the right choice as he cleared his throat under the eyes of the police. "I mean, cause of death is obvious enough. Beheading." He frowned. "Has he been moved, Mr Wynn?"
"He was right here when we arrived." Two of the detectives spoke softly in Welsh by the floodlight. "You see it, don't you."
"One would think," Norris said slowly, "that there should be a great deal more blood than this."