Well, this should be an interesting story, to write and read that is.
Have you ever worked with someone that is a real pig? A prick? A smuck who knew best? A filthy low-life that would treat anyone with disdain and contempt; especially women?
A bloke who thought that his penis, was the greatest gift to womankind. (The guys at the precinct here had heard the stories that it was only 3 inches that would have to make it the smallest prick around, unless you counted Murphy.)
Well let me introduce you to Detective Murphy. Supposedly one of New York's, finest, cops. He's someone that if he got ran over, no one would miss the bastard. Unless, of cause, you had to clean the bumper of the car.
So, come and meet this bastard, because he will not be here for long.
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I grunted, as I pounded into my wife's arse. So tight and gorgeous. She was on all fours on the bed, trying to ride it out, and not hit her head on the wall.
"More, baby." She said.
She knew that she should talk dirty during sex, otherwise she would get a whack for not doing as I told her to, or not doing as I liked.
"Take that bitch." I grunted with satisfaction, as I pushed further into her. I pulled her head back, by her hair.
"Well, what do you think now?" I screamed at her.
"You're the best fuck around Murphy." She intoned, as she locked eyes with me.
"Yeah. You bet your bottom arse I'm the best." I said as I twisted the hair tighter.
Just as I was about to give it a good yank, the phone rang.
"What, the fuck!" I exclaimed. Pissed off that someone would dare to interrupt me while I was enjoying myself.
"You better answer that." My bitch wife said.
Whack...
"Never talk that way to me!" I scalded her as my hand hit her face.
I grunted and reached for the fucking phone.
"Yeah." I said, without too much feeling.
"Murphy, there's been a death and we want you to go over there to see what needs to be done." The desk sergeant said.
Boy, was I pissed off. Here I was giving the bitch the best time she would ever get and they want me to go see about a stiff.
"No, sarge." I said, "Send one of the other pricks."
"The only prick around here Murphy is you and the Captain asked that you go personally." He told me.
I could hear the smiling arseholes voice down the line.
"You'll get yours." I thought to myself.
"Okay, I'll go." I said rather tiredly.
"Your damn well right you'll go." The prick had the nerve to say.
After giving me the address, he hung up in my ear.
I slammed down the phone.
"Boy, what a prick of a night." I thought to myself.
"Gotta go bitch." I said to the wife.
"Make sure that arse is there when I get back, otherwise it's this." I said as I raised my hand to her face. It was good when she cringed back.
"1921 second 21st street." I said to myself, as I pulled up at the curb.
Getting out of the car, I looked around.
"Not bad." I thought to myself, "Classy area."
I went to the intercom and buzzed. The door opened up and I walked through to the lifts. Pressing the button, I waited for my ride.
As I got out of the lift, I found the door 23a, just to my right.
"Murphy." I announced as I showed my badge to the local cops.
I could see that the sarge must have phoned ahead to say that I was coming, because they had sloppy grins on their faces.
"Where's the body?" I asked.
"In there." The, wet behind the ears, prick pointed.
I walked through, into the bathroom.
"Time of death, 9.45pm." The Medical Examiner said.
"She's all yours." He said to me as he turned to put his instruments away.
"No need to have an autopsy on this one. Straight drowning, in my books." He said, "I'll leave you with it. I have to go uptown, now."
With that, he picked up his gear and left.
Looking down at the corpse, in the tub, I saw that she was about 34yrs, blonde, shaven pussy and the best set of knockers I had ever seen. I was getting hard just by looking at her.
I could hear the pansies talking in the other room and presently one of them came in.
"We have to go and go to another death, so it's just you until the body boys get here." He smirked, as he said it.
"They shouldn't be more than a couple of hours. You know, it's a busy night out there." He said with that slimy fucking grin.
"Well, you and your boyfriend had better piss off." I said to the tosser.
He, didn't look too happy at that, so he turned and left. Closing the door on their way out.
"Now what am I to do for a couple of hours? That bitch is waiting for me to get back and give it to her. " I thought to myself.
I looked again at the well-to-do bitch in the tub and started to get an erection. This was the type of woman I should have, not the slag that I did, but I could not kid myself. This type of slut in the tub would never give me the time of day.