Well, this should be an interesting story, to write and read that is.
Have you ever worked with someone that is a real pig? A prick? A smuck who knew best? A filthy low-life that would treat anyone with disdain and contempt; especially women?
A bloke who thought that his penis, was the greatest gift to womankind. (The guys at the precinct here had heard the stories that it was only 3 inches that would have to make it the smallest prick around, unless you counted Murphy.)
Well let me introduce you to Detective Murphy. Supposedly one of New York's, finest, cops. He's someone that if he got ran over, no one would miss the bastard. Unless, of cause, you had to clean the bumper of the car.
So, come and meet this bastard, because he will not be here for long.
*
I grunted, as I pounded into my wife's arse. So tight and gorgeous. She was on all fours on the bed, trying to ride it out, and not hit her head on the wall.
"More, baby." She said.
She knew that she should talk dirty during sex, otherwise she would get a whack for not doing as I told her to, or not doing as I liked.
"Take that bitch." I grunted with satisfaction, as I pushed further into her. I pulled her head back, by her hair.
"Well, what do you think now?" I screamed at her.
"You're the best fuck around Murphy." She intoned, as she locked eyes with me.
"Yeah. You bet your bottom arse I'm the best." I said as I twisted the hair tighter.
Just as I was about to give it a good yank, the phone rang.
"What, the fuck!" I exclaimed. Pissed off that someone would dare to interrupt me while I was enjoying myself.
"You better answer that." My bitch wife said.
Whack...
"Never talk that way to me!" I scalded her as my hand hit her face.
I grunted and reached for the fucking phone.
"Yeah." I said, without too much feeling.
"Murphy, there's been a death and we want you to go over there to see what needs to be done." The desk sergeant said.
Boy, was I pissed off. Here I was giving the bitch the best time she would ever get and they want me to go see about a stiff.
"No, sarge." I said, "Send one of the other pricks."
"The only prick around here Murphy is you and the Captain asked that you go personally." He told me.
I could hear the smiling arseholes voice down the line.
"You'll get yours." I thought to myself.
"Okay, I'll go." I said rather tiredly.
"Your damn well right you'll go." The prick had the nerve to say.
After giving me the address, he hung up in my ear.
I slammed down the phone.
"Boy, what a prick of a night." I thought to myself.
"Gotta go bitch." I said to the wife.
"Make sure that arse is there when I get back, otherwise it's this." I said as I raised my hand to her face. It was good when she cringed back.
"1921 second 21st street." I said to myself, as I pulled up at the curb.
Getting out of the car, I looked around.
"Not bad." I thought to myself, "Classy area."