Every culture has their own stories and lore: The Greeks believed in gods and goddesses, sirens and some other crazy shit, Scotland and Ireland believed in the Banshee, then the Americas believed in big foot the Char-Man, Mothman and Goat man, England believed in the Will-o'-the-wisp, dragons, elves, ogres.
The list goes on and on.
But there's one legend I had never heard of, nor did the web have any information on, a legend that seemed to be mostly forgotten.
A legend only Africans knew.
It was a pretty clear Saturday, there had been reports of possible snowing mixed with heavy rain, but it was currently pretty clear outside, despite the cold nip in the air, and the sun was peeking in through the blinds.
I was doing my favorite hobby: Jerking off to internet porn.
I figured I was meant to suffer alone in the world since, no matter how hard I tried, I just couldn't seem to find someone, it was like every girl in the world was taken and there was no one left for me.
So, since I had no woman to please my desires, and damn, were my desires overwhelming, I had to relieve myself through my only option: Watching girls get fucked senseless.
"I need to be careful." I spoke to myself. "Even though I got some good anti-viruses, those chubby chaser websites are giving me a lot of viruses. Dan must be tired of cleaning this thing out by how."
Xvideos popped into my head.
They had a lot of great porn videos on there, a lot of them short clips, but some of them were a little over an hour, and a lot of them had the high quality option.
So I typed it in the search bar, grabbed my mouse, and clicked the link, going to the website.
I wasn't in a 'real life' mood; the fake moans and crap were getting on my nerves, and although the lovably chubby Monica Mazzeratie was a favorite of mine with that unbelievably massive elephant ass and those head-crushing, super saggy knockers, her acting was only a few steps up from the other dumb sluts they had on the porn industry.
The damn bitches couldn't act for shit.
It was annoying having to put up with that, but even worse that I had to listen to some tattooed douchebag moaning like his fucking nose is stopped up.
Hentai actually sounded good.
I wasn't sure why, but it seemed like no matter how gargantuan anime girls' tits were, it always managed to be sexy as hell, unlike the porn actresses who, when their tits reached a certain size and their body didn't match, it just looked gross and unattractive.
Most hentai girls could be as big as possible, have melons bigger than their whole body, and they'd still look sexy.
So I browsed around typing in 'hentai girl' and of course a load of videos came up in the search.
I ignored the adds and the desperate sluts looking to share their STDs to poor unsuspecting saps who weren't thinking about that and just wanted their dicks wet.
It was hard finding specific hentai videos on Xvideos. It was one of my few complaints about there.
I finally found a video that would satisfy my fapping session.
It was a video of a blue-haired anime girl with a decent enough budget as far as the quality of the skin tone and body parts were concerned.
I had seen some bad hentai in my day.
Some of the girls had no asshole and the guys were just banging them in the pussy, while the asshole should be clearly seen.
Then there were good ones like this.
Decent hentai quality with decent drawings, and you could tell in the thumbnail of the girl getting drilled in the ass that a lot of work and attention was spent on making her butt as plump, juicy and defined as possible.
They really did a good job on giving her a mouth-watering butt.
I played the video.
I sat through a few minutes of talking, and I was thankful there was no subtitles.
After about four minutes into the video, the sex started.
The long, blue haired anime girl took her clothes off, revealing humongous breasts that was bigger than not only her head, but her body, and an ass that was almost bigger than her boulders.
A blush spread across her face and her eyes were wide, when she stared at the big, erect cock in front of her.
"I want your big meat stick in my dirty ass."
I think I winced when I heard the girl say this...And then I think I felt my stomach churn.
Damn the Japanese and the corny shit they put in these videos; they really knew how to ruin a good moment with that crap.
"Should have found a non-dubbed or subbed hentai video to watch...Now I'll probably be suffering through sub-par acting and cheesy lines." I shook my head.
"Please, Takumi, please! I need your love-stick in my donut hole!"
I cringed.
What a complete waste of a perfectly hot pair of VV cup tits...Ruined by some of the worse lines I heard in a long time.
But at least her voice was attractive and pretty pleasing to the ears, with how soft it sounded; it was the ideal female voice.
"Suck my fucking cock first, Ayane."
The guy's acting was probably the worse of all.
It sounded like a seventy five year old man trying to pull off a convincing job of voice acting a college student.
Ayane drew closer; her mountains just bouncing in exaggerated anime style that you'd only see on something ecchi.
"You're so hard." She said.
Ayane got on her hands and knees and brought out her tongue; closing her blue eyes while she licked the brunette's dick.
"Your Popsicle is so yummy."
I felt like a part of me had died inside when I heard this line, and it didn't help that the other lines were just as bad.
I tried to last through it and watched the blowjob scene. At least it was good.
Ayane yelled when he came in her mouth, and then she removed her mouth from his dick, and it went to the next part, with Takumi putting his prick up her huge ass.
"Your cock...It's stirring me up like a spoon. AHH, AHH-h...ah."
The camera zoomed in on her front; showing insanely oversized hooters bouncing and flapping unrealistically while Ayane was jerked back and forth, taking that ass pounding like a horny champion.
"I want your man-shake so bad Takumi." She moaned. "Your snake is stretching my asshole!"
The anal wasn't worth it.
I looked down and my erection was gone; the bad lines made me lose my boner.
I turned the video off and just sighed.
I didn't feel like going through the hassle of looking for another hentai video to watch after that disaster.
Not even the biggest pair of boobs in the world was enough to redeem the bad dialogue in that video that, apparently, someone thought was a sexy vocabulary.
"I wish there was brain bleach." I humorlessly laughed to myself.
A whole boner gone to waste because of a horrid choice of dialogue for what could have otherwise been a spicy piece of internet porn.
I just exited my browser and opened a new tab, went to YouTube, and played some Tony Harnell.
After forgetting about the raging boner I had a few moments ago, that those cruel bastards known as 'the Japanese' had killed, I got dressed in a black tank top and a pair of faded jeans with a faint yellow tinge, combed my dark, almost black, brown hair, then left my house after locking the door.
I headed down town where I unfortunately had to pass by the hood in order to get to my friend, Daniel's house.