She was a cat, sleeping on the most luxurious pillow ever. It was early to be asleep, she thought. But maybe the wine had something to do with that.
That thought spun in her drowsy mind for a moment, distracting her from the pure peace of restful sleep. Something wasn't quite right. "Where did I get wine?" she finally asked herself. Nobody serves wine to cats. And most cats would turn up their cute little noses at the smell of it.
"Where am I?" she reluctantly asked aloud. There was someone else in the room. Her keen senses were razor sharp and she knew absolutely that she was not alone.
"In my living room," said a deep, masculine voice.
"Okay," Lucy said. She sighed in contentment, and snuggled up against the man's t-shirt. She started relaxing back into sleep, but another nagging thought put the brakes on her doze. "Why am I in your house?"
"We had a good month. Twelve new accounts. I invited everyone over to my house to celebrate. You fell asleep."
"Gotcha. Did we have wine?"
"Pizza and wine. Yes."
"Did I drink too much?"
"You had two glasses," her boss said.
"I'm a hundred and ten pounds. That was too much." The mysteries were solved. Lucy could relax. She took a deep, cathartic breath and went back to sleep.
"All right," Lucy's father told her. "Driving a standard isn't that difficult. Step on the clutch and turn the key to start the engine."
Lucy obeyed, thrilled to finally learn this skill. She'd wanted to do this for all her adult life. At last, she had her hands on the stick.
"Good," her father praised her. "Now you're going to press on the clutch, move the stick to the left, and then quickly, but gradually press the gas and let up on the clutch."
Biting her lip, Lucy did as she was told. The car rolled backward out of the driveway, then straightened out and moved forward down the street.
"Excellent!" her father praised. "Now move the stick back and forth."
The car's tan upholstery became zebra-striped and the exterior color turned purple. Lucy loved purple. It was delightful.
She moved the gearshift around in a counter-clockwise circle. The car lifted in the air and flew over some nearby trees. "Ouch!" her father yelled. "Stop that."
Lucy crawled out of the dream and took stock. Reluctant to fully wake up, she kept her eyes closed. "Boss? Am I sitting in your lap?"
"Yes," came his growl.
"Thought so. Senses of a cat, you know. How did I get here?"
"Memory of an elephant, I see. While we were waiting for the pizza, you were looking at my family photos. You especially liked the one of my daughter in my lap. Soon after you fell asleep, you crawled into my lap. You said you were cold and that I should pretend you were my daughter."
Mystery solved. Except... "Boss, does your daughter hold your dick when she sits in your lap?"
"Absolutely not."
"Am I holding your dick?"
"You are. And I'd appreciate it if you'd stop squeezing and yanking."
"Okay, Boss. You got it." Lucy promised. "But can I keep holding it? I need something to grip when I sleep. I usually have my hairbrush. This is better."
"Just stop yanking on it."
"Okay. Promise." Lucy got a better grip on him, wrapping him in the fabric of his pants until he was almost in a cloth condom.
"Boss, did you know your dick is hard?" she asked. She wasn't a hundred percent on the functioning of that organ. She was afraid she might have caused an injury by holding too firmly.
"I am aware, yes. That's what happens when a pretty girl fondles it."
Oh. That was kind of flattering. She was responsible for his condition, she supposed, but it wasn't an injury. He was turned on. Well, Lucy was okay with that. But fair was fair...
"Boss?"
"Yes, Lucy?"
"If you want to fondle me while I'm sleeping, I'm okay with that." Guys liked fondling girls, she knew.
"Way ahead of you darling," her boss said.
"Really?"
"My arm is all the way around you. My hand is in your shirt."
"Oh. Am I wearing a bra?"
"You took it off at work. You said the clasp broke."
"Right." She remembered now. And she could feel his fingers on her nipple. "I threw it away. Is your other hand on my ass?"
"It is."
"Told you. Catlike senses. I'm not wearing panties either, am I?"
"Nope. My hand is right up your skirt. Skin to skin."
"Yeah. Laundry day. Old bra, no panties, formal skirt. Are you going to finger me?" she asked. "It's okay, just try not to wake me up."