My sophomore year at college started off great. I had managed to room myself with Matt, my very best of buddies and hockey teammate, and we managed to secure two great friends of ours as suitemates. As rather rambunctious athletes we had the great fortune of having drawn Mike as our halls R.A. who allowed us to break the rules on "hall sports" which was, simply, they are not allowed. Mike's opinion was "as long as no one sees me seeing you it's cool."
As a bonus we happened to have Julia down the hall from us. She was the completely stuck up type who held herself up above everyone due to her status as an Alpha Phi girl. She couldn't wait to get into a proper apartment with some of her sorority sisters and away from the sweaty heathens in the dorms.
You may be curious as to why having this cantankerous bitch down the hall was a bonus. The answer would that she was absolutely the hottest thing any of us had ever seen. The sight of her jiggling down the hall to do her laundry with her chestnut hair pulled up off her long, swan-like neck was enough to earn her a starring role in our dreams.
My initial encounter with Julia came from a rousing of Break-Through. Break-Through was one of the absolutely forbidden; under no circumstances shall you engage in hall sports that Mike turned a blind eye to (although he would cheer as we played). Matt and I would grab lacrosse sticks and a lacrosse ball and head into the hall. The man with the ball would stand at one end of the hall and try to get past the other standing about twenty feet down. Once you got hit a pinned against the wall you had five seconds to free yourself or you lost the round. As the hall was about six feet wide the game consisted mainly of Matt and I beating the tar out of each other.
Matt tossed the ball to me and I took off down the hall with a full head of steam. Once I was about two feet from Matt I faked hard to the right and spun off left trying to squeak by. This foolishness did not trick Matt in the least and he lowered his shoulder into the middle of my back. I was sent sailing and used the few scant nanoseconds available to me to brace for the impending pain of slamming into a two-inch thick oak door.
Strangely the pain never materialized. Very quickly I realized that that was due to the fact that the door was ajar and I had flown through it. Wondering why I hadn't chipped a tooth on the floor I noticed that I had landed face down onto a very wet and very naked Julia. She had just gotten out of the shower and as the bathroom door opened adjacent to the front door was walking past as I came flying through it.
I pushed myself up and was kneeling between her splayed legs. "Oh shit, are you okay" was the instinctual reaction. She just laid there in shock and disbelief for a second, too disoriented to think to cover up. It wasn't very long, but long enough for me to notice that the body that had every guy in the hall beating off in the bathroom was in fact that hot and in fact all hers. She had a slight tan that gave her wet skin the hue and smooth, uninterrupted sheen of dulce de leche. Her legs were long and toned and ended in a perfect little swelling of an ass, which spread very slightly across the floor under her weight. Between those long and shapely legs was a little tuft of trimmed chestnut hair perched above one of the sweetest pussies I had ever seen. Her labia, the color of bubblegum, were ever so slightly distended and perfectly symmetrical and a piercing through her clit hood. Her hips tapered up to the thin waist that framed her absolutely flat and toned stomach. Just above that was a set of generous B-cup breasts that hung almost imperceptibly to the side as she lay on her back. I was gaping at her. This was an image that would be burned into my mind for the rest of my life.
She sat up with a start and stared at me. This was enough to jolt me out of my trance and remind me of the enormity of my situation. I was kneeling between the spread legs of a very uptight naked woman. "Oh fuck. I'm soooooo sorry."
She just continued to stare at me. I could imagine that the situation was just a bit surreal for her. I jumped to me feet and ran out muttering apologies over my shoulder. I slammed her door shut, grabbed Matt and dragged him down the hall to our room. "Game's over" I told him as I slammed our door shut.
A few hours later after I had told Matt why our game ended so abruptly and we exchanged the appropriate high fives there was a knock at the door. Our hearts sank. It had to be public safety. We were fucked. Were we going to be tagged as rapists? We would be lucky just to get off getting banged for hall sports. Realizing we had to face the music eventually I took a deep breath and answered the door. What I saw made me confused as to whether I should be more nervous or relieved. It was Julia and in her hand was a bright orange lacrosse ball. She dropped it onto the floor at my feet and said, "I imagine you guys would have an awful time trying to get through life with no balls" and left.
A week later I was doing my laundry finally getting comfortable with the fact that the hammer had not dropped and probably wouldn't. It was pretty quiet as it was unnaturally early for the average college student to be awake on a Saturday and I had the laundry room all to myself. I was barefoot wearing a brand new pair of white boxers and one of the shirts I had sliced to ribbons to wear under my pads. I was an athlete and it showed in my 5-10 175 lb frame. I might have had as much as 4 percent body fat and I was pretty proud of it, thus my penchant for wearing next to nothing while doing my domestic chores.
I was dropping quarters into one of the two washing machines when the door opened. It made me a little uncomfortable to see Julia walk in. She looked stunning wearing a white baby tee and heather gray sweatpants. Her sweatpants were rolled down at the waist low enough to reveal a little bit of white cotton underneath. The baby tee was tight enough that anatomical topography revealed her lack of a bra.
"Well, well, well, look who's here. It's the gatecrasher." She didn't say this so much as spit it, which was appropriate considering the venom in the words.
"Hey, listen, I'm really sorry about last week. I didn't think your door was open."
"Oh really? You mean you're capable of thought?" A comment like that from a frat boy in a bar would earn him a free nose job, but I figured she needed to vent. "You owe me big time Cro-Mag, I could've gone to public safety and had you strung up by your nuts." I wasn't sure I liked where this was going, but the way she eyeing my abs started to change my mind. "I've been thinking about an appropriate penance for you and I think I'll let you off easy." Now she was grinning. It was the kind of grin that got the old trouser mouse to peek out of his hole. "Why don't we just even the score and call it a day?"
"What do you mean?" I wasn't that stupid, I could see where she was taking this, but I wanted to hear her say it.
"What do you think I mean Cro-Mag? You saw me naked, now I get to see what you're packin'. Now strip!"
"What right here? In public?"
"Yup. Now get naked or I'm going to public safety." The magic words.
"Okay, okay, just relax. No need to get crazy." I started to yank my shirt off and she stopped me.
"Hold on Cro-Mag, not so fast. I was cool enough not to turn you in, I think I deserve a bit of a show." Okay, she's the boss right now; I could've really been fucked.
I started again much more slowly. I reached my arms up and over my shoulders to grab my shirt behind my back. This let me flex pretty much all the muscles in my upper body at once while stretching my stomach to accentuate the shape of my torso. She wanted a show? I was gonna make sure she got one.