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I was in to get my yearly flu shot at my local doctor's office. Following the nurse back to one of the little rooms we happen to pass another one just as another nurse came out. While the door was open I heard someone say, 'I've never had an orgasm'.
It sounded just like my next door neighbor. When I left I waited in my car for a few minutes and sure enough she came out, got in her car and drove off. I knew the car. I've been thinking about what she said ever since, about 10 days.
We were really close neighbors. Shopping, dinners, some sports. The guys did cars and once a boat and pro games. Things like that but we never ever discussed sex or anything really personal. All four of us are into our thirties, no kids.
That's a long time not to have an orgasm. I was trying my best not to get into their personal lives but that's a long time. My Brad can give a girl an orgasm with a rose thorn. Maybe because it's prickly. He once gave me one just working on my breasts. Had to work on both of them but, you know. In one of his horny sessions I had either eight or nine orgasms. I tried to remember exactly but, you know. I peed a little in my pants. I mean if I had pants on it would have been there.
I must have had between three and seventeen thousand orgasms by now. If I could give just one of them to her wouldn't it be a good thing. Brad can do that. I wouldn't mind. It's just one silly old orgasm, you know. Toby would probably kill him. That's her husband. Toby and Suzie. She likes Suz but we call her Suzie anyway.
I could call Suzie and say, "Hi Suzie, its Mindy. Brad wants to give you an orgasm so if you could come over about 7 it would be great. Don't tell Toby so he doesn't kill Brad. You'll be home in no time. Ought to be fun. See you then. Bye."
Naw. That wouldn't work. I could tell Suzie all about my orgasms but that would make her cry when she's alone. That wouldn't work. I finally decided to give her my full support and not have any more orgasms until she had one. It was for girls and such. Naw. That wouldn't work. She's just a neighbor. I'm not giving up orgasms for some neighbor named Suzie. I could get her a vibrator. THAT'S IT! I could get her a VIBRATOR! I can do that. I can work that into a conversation without mentioning her non orgasms. I had to think this through, make some plans.
A couple of days later Suzie was home, I was home, Toby was not at home and Brad was not at home. I went over to see Suzie. I did that a lot so it was normal. We're sitting out back just womening and I decided to get into it. Oops.
"Suzie, I'm thinking about getting a vibrator. Any suggestions?"
She looks up and disarmingly and misdirectingly says, "Oh, for a massage. That would be great. No. I don't know much about massage vibrators. I think barbers have those hand things for head massages but I don't know where to get them."
I thought, 'well, here I go'. "I was thinking of a vibrator for a more personal place," I said. "Suzie, Brad gives me really great orgasms and a lot of them but I wanted to have a few on my own. Kind of private wise. In secret. By myself. What do you think? Do I sound crazy?"
"Oh no," she said. "Vibrators are great. I have a couple of different types. I don't get orgasms but I could play with them all afternoon they feel so good. Toby can't vibrate like that and it's really different than having sex. I once sat on one, with it on, and used another stuffed down in my pants and ran one battery down and the other one was starting to go down. I was buying batteries twenty four to a pack. I was going to use one on Toby but I thought he wouldn't like it so I didn't. Did you know they make them built into panties and you can wear them around town? I don't think I can do that but it's wild."
Talk about flood gates. A little crack and it all comes out. Oops. "Yes," I said. "That's what I want to do. Maybe you could give me some hints when I get one. I think there's a place in that mall on the north side. I'll go over and see. I hope it's not too embarrassing to look around or buy one. What if I see someone I know there?"
"If you do then they're there for the same thing so just smile and keep going," she said. "You can get them on the internet. They come unmarked so nobody knows and the postman looks at so many things he doesn't care. I didn't get one of those long ones that go inside because if Toby saw it he might think he wasn't enough. I used to lay down in the bathtub with the shower head above. It's just like a vibrator but then Toby mentioned the high water bill once so I didn't anymore. A lot of people use the washing machine but it shakes you all over, not just in the right spot, besides you don't wash clothes every day."
"You mentioned you don't get orgasms," I said. "Do you mean you don't ever get orgasms?"
"I haven't as far as I know," she said. "Toby doesn't know. He thinks I do but I don't. I don't want him to know. He would feel really bad and maybe betrayed. The doctors tried a few things but nothing worked out so I just enjoy Toby and everything. I have fun so it's ok."
I paused for a few moments and said, "Would it be too personal if I asked what happens? I mean, do you ever get near an orgasm? I know there are times where sex is just that, sex, and I can't have an orgasm no matter what. We just have sex because it feels good. Sometimes when we're watching something on tv. Have you ever felt one coming on?"
"Oh sure," she said. "What happens is it gets to be too much and I have to stop. It feels like I'm about to die. Toby is used to slowing down when I have to but he can have one going slower. Sometimes I get to the point where I'm about to scream my fucking head off. Oh, sorry Mindy. That wasn't very nice. I'm afraid I'll thrash around and kick Toby out of bed." She started laughing and said, "Wouldn't that be funny?"
"Suzie, it sounds like you can have orgasms but you haven't been able to get over the first one yet. After that you get a handle on yourself and start to enjoy them much easier. Maybe we can find a way to get past the first one. Would you like to try? See what we can do, see how it goes."
"I've thought about asking someone but was just too embarrassed," she said. "Of course I was young then and as time went by I got used to it and didn't pursue any solutions. If you have some suggestions, sure. It might make a nice difference. Toby would love it too. I wouldn't have to slow him down anymore. I still might scream my, you know, head off."
There it was. I had myself, my Brad, and her Toby to get her an orgasm. Maybe a few to get her used to having them. She doesn't want Toby to know and if I get Brad into it... Oops ...I would have to tell Toby, or Brad would. Toby would kill Brad. That left me. That left me giving Suzie an orgasm, maybe a few. That left me making out with Suzie. There has to be another way. I had to think this through, make some plans.
I did. About two weeks later Suzie was off to her Wednesday night self-massage exercise for women at the gym. Brad was off until late at a tractor something so I called Toby and asked him to meet me at the fence gate. He said sure and off I went. Oops. The fence gate is in a small stand of trees between our properties, at the rear. No light and very private. He's there when I get there.
"Hi Toby," I said. "I need to talk to you about something serious. I really need to know you're in it with me." Oops. "Before I tell you I want you to do something. This is private, just between you and me and you can't tell anyone and you have to promise on your life like you've never promised before. Can you do that?"
I can just see him in the moon light shining through the leaves but enough. He takes a deep breath, probably because he doesn't know what the hell is going on. I wait.
He says, "Do I have to kill anyone?"
I say, "No."
He says, "Is this about Brad?"
I say, "No. Well, way out in left field maybe."
He says, "Ok. I agree. Oh, I promise."
"Toby, I'm so serious about keeping this private I want you to do one more thing," I said. "I want you to stick your hand in my pants and if you ever tell about this I'm going to tell everybody you had your hand in my pants."
He's really quiet. Then he says, "I will if you will."
"Will what," I said.
"Stick your hand in my pants. It's got to be an equal partnership," he said.
"Deal," I said.
Toby moves closer and puts his hands on my hips and slides both of them up under my sweater. On my bare skin. Toby has hot hands. One hand slides around in back and I feel his fingertips slide across just inside my pants. I have on those long knit stretchy tie pants. I made sure my buns were nice and smooth and I had on a loose pair of thin knit panties that wouldn't be a problem. I wanted him to at least enjoy my buns for a moment or two. Buns are like tits, almost community property but not quite, you know.
Then he slides his other hand down right in the middle of the front of my pants and full around my pussy. It wasn't fast but far too smoothly for me to react through my surprise. Whoa, that feels good. I lean forward against his chest and slid an arm around his waist, the other one on the other side of his chest. I stumble a little spreading my legs out of instinct. Then I feel a finger slide right in and up. That is one long finger and it moves around. I can't help but squeeze and squirm.
I get a couple of long breaths in and out and say, "That feels good, Toby, but I was thinking more of the back of my pants. It's ok. I wasn't that specific. That really is a very long finger there." I just can't stop myself from squeezing and moving against his finger. I've got his arm trapped between us and he can't get out anyway. I'm trying to back off but it's hard. Oops.
"Oh, uh, force of habit I guess. I mean the front and the finger," He said. "Suzie likes that. So, uh, I guess it's your time. Might as well make it even for the deal, Just dive right in."