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Brian Reese hopped on the Boonton train for Hoboken. He had heard that the Cinco De Mayo Festival in Manhattan was exciting and wanted to experience it for himself. The latin music, the food, the women in skimpy J.Loâish shorts and tank tops appealed to him. He wasnât Spanish or Hispanic or the prevailing PR term popular these days â his dark hair and deep set brown eyes spoke of his Middle European decent- but that did not mean he couldnât enjoy what they had to offer.
Brian was meeting a friend of his that was not Latino either but had more experience with the culture than Brian did. And he spoke Spanish. And Brian figured that an interpreter was an interpreter, and a friend was a friend, and that both properties rolled on in could come in handy.
It was when Brian received a voicemail message from his friend as he left the station that opened into Lower Manhattan that he heard the news: he would be solo in Manhattan at a festival he knew little about because of a problem about which he knew: Car trouble.
However, it was not as much of a problem as he had thought. He was not a virgin to New York or to festivals in general, and once he was on the main street, with the sounds of music, laughter, and the clamor of hundreds of people walking and shopping and bouncing to drums and a rather silky female singer, Brian forgot all about his friend bent over somewhere fuming over a flat tire.
It was hard for Brian to focus on anything for too long; as soon as something caught his attention, something else would catch his eye. Finding his way to a vendor singing the praises of a long dead Spanish hero, Brian found himself pulled toward the sight of a shirtless man showing off tattoos on his body and those he created on other people that hung as pictures on blocks of wood. (Apparently Foreheads and necks were his preferred choice of medium, with death âusually thin skinned- and women âusually thick skinned- his chief form of expression.) There was the woman selling large embroidered quilts emblazed in green and purple, and the balding, explicitly refined man who offered the only true hair restoration gel in existence with a horse-dung base. âLather it on the problem areas and you will clamp your feet in excitement.â
And the food: The air was alive with a mixture of spices, meats, and sauces all designed to entice and attract Brian. He didnât want to eat so soon, yet he quickly relented to the aroma of fried chicken and rice coming from a small square cubical between a demonstration of a car-wax product and two women in bikinis selling cdâs. A makeshift menu hung slightly askew below one of the flimsy support beams by string. It read in part:
CHURROS
AORROS CON PULLOS
ARAZCOS
FRIJOLES
He wasnât quite sure what most of the words meant; The Spanish he knew amounted to what a person could gleam from one year of Spanish in High School, which amounted to âponga la mesaâ, â?donde esta la biblioteca?,â and âsu pero esta muy grande.â The curse words fellow students surreptitiously taught him in class would add to his repertoire greatly, if only in whore houses or dark alleys in Mexico. As it was, the only word he was able to surmise was Frijoles - which was close to fries in for, and thus meant fries in function. He was studying the sign â slightly tilting his head to better align to it - when the large man that stood underneath it spoke.
âWhat are you looking for, friend?â
âWell Iâm not sure. Something smells good here, but I canât figure out from looking at the menu what it is.â
âYou cannot read Spanish?â The gruff man said while scratching his round belly. His shirt, coupled with colorful stains, was worn around his stomach.
âNoâ
âAhh,â the man smiled, scratching away. His eyes glinted for a second and he quickly started talking. âIâll tell you what I am going to do. I will make you an âiro with chicken and a special sauce that will make you think you are in Mexico. Ok?â
âSure.â
The man went to work and within seconds handed Brian a hero wrapped in tin foil. His grin was larger than before. âYou will feel like a true Mexican after you eat this my friendâ
Brian thanked him, walked, and took a bite, staying clear of the foil. He bit into chicken, a tangy sauce, some lettuce, tomato, and something that squished and flooded his mouth with hundreds of tiny lit matches that wouldnât burn out in a vacuum of a closed mouth or to - Brianâs dismay - Pepsi.
He remembered some of the more virulent Spanish curses but they came out as gasps. His eyes welled up with tears.
Just then a womanâs hand came to rest on his left shoulder, startling him.
âThat guy gave you hot peppers huh? The woman turned to the man who was now scratching his belly under his shirt and shouted in Spanish. The man yelled back and his fingers quickened their frantic pace.
âCommon tall, dark and fiery, I can fix you right up.â
Her hand slid down his arm and came to rest on his tricep. Two sensations vied for his attention: the fire in his mouth and the cooling warmth of her skin on his. Brian tried to focus on her but all he saw was a female figure. One that morphed every time he blinked. She brought him over to a vendor and spoke quickly in Spanish to the figure standing there. The figure giggled, and after another few seconds of pain, Brian felt something cold and damp touch his finger tips.
âHere. Drink this. Milk counteracts spicy food while soda just whishes it around.â He never heard âWhishâ sound so sexy before. He quickly wrote it off as the Nightingale Syndrome. He was just in love with his nurse. His protector, his âknight in shining, hip-hugging armor.â He was able to eek out his gratitude.
âThat guyâs a bastard for doing thatâŠâ she held back a snicker, âbut itâs kinda funny seeing your eyes bulge out like a reptileâsâ
âVery funnyâ Brian replied, feeling the milk sooth the heat and pain. First she eases my pain, then she laughs at me? She must be the devil in disguise. He wiped his eyes and saw what she really was. She was smaller than him and he first looked at curly dark hair. It ended shoulder length in coils, like soft ice-cream in a cone. Or snakes that vigilantly slept.
He wanted to touch them. Watch them bounce. Constrict around his fingers in their softness. They framed her beautiful face like cedar wood framed a photograph. Her eyebrows were set above eyes so blue they were almost black. He couldnât help to think about the movie Dune when he looked at them. He nervously looked away and found his eyes on a tight grey t-shirt that didnât leave room for a bra. If he were a lingerie salesman, he would not have to use a tape measurer. They were large and full, and he would have given up his friends to caress them and kiss them on the spot. He heard that nipples were unique to the woman that carried them and had different sensitivities accordingly. He hoped hers were very sensitive. The rest of her was full bodied and she was able to carry her breasts well: Full hips and buttocks filled in tight jeans followed by open toed shoes and blue nail polish like the ones wrapped around his arm.
Brianâs penis pressed against his boxers. He blushed. He tried to turn his leg up and over his hard-on but didnât want to broadcast this effect to its cause. She moved her fingers, tapping them on his arm, and he snapped his eyes back to hers. If he projected this internal battle outward, she didnât show it. Her smile expanded and he smelled lavender and spice. He didnât want her. He needed her. Her presence and touch made his masculinity vibrate and hum like a machine.
âMy name is Marie.â She answered the question drawn by his eyes.
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